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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

gradenko_2000 posted:

The White House is RED? Someone get Louise Mensch on this.

remember how pretend angry conservatives got when obama projected a rainbow on the whitehouse

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

brugroffil posted:

We're going to increasingly devolve into a federal government that very clearly favors "red" or "blue" states

ie antebellum government

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

A Handed Missus posted:

David Davis plans to retire in 2019 and leave Boris Johnson to steer the UK through the transitional period, The Telegraph can reveal.

very good

lomarf

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


brugroffil posted:

we will all die and that seems bad to me

seriously though lol at anyone who wants something even vaguely socialist to exist in the US if Donny or any R gets to tip the court to 6-3 or even 7-2 hard right reactionary. Everything will be declared flatly unconstitutional while right wing ideology gets enshrined as immutable.

elect sanders, pack the court.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Tokclik posted:

We should all start teaching our kids gun safety at 3 years old like Aegis Academy recommends.

http://aegisacademy.com/teaching-kids-to-shoot/

Then at 5 teach them to clean the gun and at 7 start shooting!

That does seem like a great way to make kids hate guns

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
and the real problem is that the cali/ny/nj repubs are almost all close to leadership. u lose them and the entire thing falls apart because they're part of the core group u rely on to hold the caucus together.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


euphronius posted:

ie antebellum government

government before bell pepper was a grim affair :hai:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
pee pee

doo doo

he is a bad president

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

brugroffil posted:

we will all die and that seems bad to me

seriously though lol at anyone who wants something even vaguely socialist to exist in the US if Donny or any R gets to tip the court to 6-3 or even 7-2 hard right reactionary. Everything will be declared flatly unconstitutional while right wing ideology gets enshrined as immutable.

its gonna happen and there aint nothin polite and within the system you or anyone can do about it

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Tokclik posted:

We should all start teaching our kids gun safety at 3 years old like Aegis Academy recommends.

http://aegisacademy.com/teaching-kids-to-shoot/

Then at 5 teach them to clean the gun and at 7 start shooting!

I don't see a problem with a communist youth movement that learns about weapons and how to use them :hai:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


brugroffil posted:

we will all die and that seems bad to me

seriously though lol at anyone who wants something even vaguely socialist to exist in the US if Donny or any R gets to tip the court to 6-3 or even 7-2 hard right reactionary. Everything will be declared flatly unconstitutional while right wing ideology gets enshrined as immutable.

ah, liberal crime squad with "conservative nightmare" mode turned on

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Nichael posted:

elect sanders, pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.

Nichael posted:

pack the court.


PACK DA FUCKIN' COURT

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Brother Friendship posted:

PACK DA FUCKIN' COURT
too late lol

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

oh wait, repubs already did that :/

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Brother Friendship posted:

PACK DA FUCKIN' COURT

I'd like to re-phrase that post, I made a typo. I apologize for any confusion I may have caused.

elect Jeb!, pack the court

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Brother Friendship posted:

PACK DA FUCKIN' COURT

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Inspector Hound posted:

I know both parties are terrible about this and I want it to end but was this suit at least brought against the republicans

Democratic gerrymander is good. Sure it creates multiple R seats for each D seat but that D seat is a minority lock. We need this to increase diversity in congress, even though that means a Democratic majority is off the table.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I'm the court now, bitch

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Jazerus posted:

ah, liberal crime squad with "conservative nightmare" mode turned on

I need a trenchcoat and a katana, stat

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

brugroffil posted:

Look at what happened with the recall elections in Colorado a few years ago. Most Americans support at least 'common sense' gun regulation but it's far from their top concern. The 10% or whatever that oppose it have their entire identity centered on guns and will do everything in their power politically to ensure gun laws stay the same or are weakened.

Yes, the gun nuts won a low turnout special election and then were voted out in the next general election. Like most maximalist positions held by a minority, they can hold on for a while and can be difficult to remove from their entrenched position, but they always lose in the end, as gun owners will in America. Their inflexibility ensures that when the change comes it will be more drastic than had they compromised.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Nichael posted:

elect Jeb!, pack the court

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


:worship:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Brother Friendship posted:

oh wait, repubs already did that :/

I'm sure Obama has a plan for this

We just have to be patient

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

A Handed Missus posted:

I'm the court now, bitch

pack da a handed missus

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

America. It has come to my attention that the right wing has power over America's courts. We must ensure that far-right law is not enshrined in --

[an aide interrupts, whispering the entire history of the US into my ear]

uh-huh

yeah

uh-huh

hmm

wow

wait, really?

yikes

uh

hm

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all and have a good day. Goodbye forever.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


HONORING THE VICTIMS OF THE TRAGEDY IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

- - - - - - -

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION


Our Nation is heartbroken. We mourn with all whose loved ones were murdered and injured in last night's horrible tragedy in Las Vegas, Nevada. As we grieve, we pray that God may provide comfort and relief to all those suffering.

As a mark of respect for the victims of the senseless act of violence perpetrated on October 1, 2017, by the authority vested in me as President of the United States by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order that the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff at the White House and upon all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval stations, and on all naval vessels of the Federal Government in the District of Columbia and throughout the United States and its Territories and possessions until sunset, October 6, 2017. I also direct that the flag shall be flown at half-staff for the same length of time at all United States embassies, legations, consular offices, and other facilities abroad, including all military facilities and naval vessels and stations.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this second day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand seventeen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-second.

DONALD J. TRUMP

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


MysteriousStranger posted:

Democratic gerrymander is good. Sure it creates multiple R seats for each D seat but that D seat is a minority lock. We need this to increase diversity in congress, even though that means a Democratic majority is off the table.

wut

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yeah very likely the way forward is going to be keeping decorum well and truly broken if liberals win and just straight up adding another 5 justices

The real Trump's Law outcome though would be that the right is successful in shifting Thomas from outlier to average in extremeness and then the military throws a coup because the revenue no longer exists to fund and pay our bloated MIC

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:

HONORING THE VICTIMS OF THE TRAGEDY IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

- - - - - - -

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION


Our Nation is heartbroken. We mourn with all whose loved ones were murdered and injured in last night's horrible tragedy in Las Vegas, Nevada. As we grieve, we pray that God may provide comfort and relief to all those suffering.

As a mark of respect for the victims of the senseless act of violence perpetrated on October 1, 2017, by the authority vested in me as President of the United States by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order that the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff at the White House and upon all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval stations, and on all naval vessels of the Federal Government in the District of Columbia and throughout the United States and its Territories and possessions until sunset, October 6, 2017. I also direct that the flag shall be flown at half-staff for the same length of time at all United States embassies, legations, consular offices, and other facilities abroad, including all military facilities and naval vessels and stations.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this second day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand seventeen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-second.

DONALD J. TRUMP

go gently caress yourself, donny

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


FactsAreUseless posted:

America. It has come to my attention that the right wing has power over America's courts. We must ensure that far-right law is not enshrined in --

[an aide interrupts, whispering the entire history of the US into my ear]

uh-huh

yeah

uh-huh

hmm

wow

wait, really?

yikes

uh

hm

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all and have a good day. Goodbye forever.

lmao

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

A Handed Missus posted:

HONORING THE VICTIMS OF THE TRAGEDY IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

- - - - - - -

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION



DONALD J. TRUMP

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
In a 69-0 ruling avocados are now considered a human right

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
my favorite Vegas shooting conspiracy theory so far is that it was a plot engineered by Robby Williams

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

MaxxBot posted:

In a 69-0 ruling avocados are now considered a human right

but toast still outlawed

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Yeah very likely the way forward is going to be keeping decorum well and truly broken if liberals win and just straight up adding another 5 justices
look at this loving centrist who only wants to add five extremely left judges.

we're adding forty, and each will be gayer and commy-er than the last.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
liberals wring their hands endlessly about what the right will do if you take the littlest thing from them but the right is now poised to take away millions of peoples marriages and the best response from the democrats is "consolidate data centers?"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MaxxBot posted:

In a 69-0 ruling avocados are now considered a human right

JEB!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tokclik posted:

We should all start teaching our kids gun safety at 3 years old like Aegis Academy recommends.

http://aegisacademy.com/teaching-kids-to-shoot/

Then at 5 teach them to clean the gun and at 7 start shooting!

my father loved the poo poo out of guns when i was growing up and im p sure i first held a rifle (after he had just put it back together, after cleaning it) when i was like 4

i dont remember a time when i didnt know what a safety was :pram:

also we werent allowed to point toy guns at anyone, or at anything inside the house. i think water pistols were an exception somehow

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


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