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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Naerasa posted:

Have you considered looking past Clinton's sex crimes and towards his saxophone and sunglasses??

it's not exploitative for the president of the united states to take advantage of an intern because what woman wouldn't want him

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

a.lo posted:

Why is the US (along side Japan) on the no gays list

Christianity. Christians took a poo poo fit when the US started refusing aid to and condemning nations that passed laws against gays or killed gays. To Christians the entire point of US policy is spreading traditional Christian values.

This is a huge loving issue among religious voters, and part of the reason they love Russia.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

change my name posted:

Love 2 swing my presitential nutsack

That's not even a sack

It's like a mini pouch

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nonsense posted:

we're gonna start with Rhode Islanders, those goddamn Rhode Islanders

their bougie pigdog clambakes have gone far enough

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Naerasa posted:

LBJ would have never left the white house wearing pants that close to his sack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump: wtf this isn't an electoral map
https://twitter.com/SaraMurray/status/915206795513262080

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

deadgoon posted:

remember when, under the bush administration, we made it law that we would invade the hague if ever an american soldier was tried in the international court of justice
No, but that's loving funny.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/915288613264543744

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

BgRdMchne posted:

it's not exploitative for the president of the united states to take advantage of an intern because what woman wouldn't want him

Can you even be exploited by a human version of the blue m&m? He's all smooth jazz and chocolate. There's no way he's a criminal.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

BgRdMchne posted:

it's not exploitative for the president of the united states to take advantage of an intern because what woman wouldn't want him

Say what you want about Slick Willy but he was tough on crime and was all about making government leaner

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Today is the day Donald Trump truly became President

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump nutz

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

He's stuffing.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Today is the day Donald Trump truly became President

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

deadgoon posted:

remember when, under the bush administration, we made it law that we would invade the hague if ever an american soldier was tried in the international court of justice

yeah this owned. good law imo

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

The Rick Sanchez burps really sell it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
*oh boy i just got home from teaching, let me open chrome*

wapo news alert: trump says PR shouldn't complain because their disaster isn't real like katrina


jesus christ

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


white sauce posted:

He thought it was pre teen girls on the face of the coins

It was just Lincoln

lincoln will do just fine after biden gets a few beers in him and squints

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
you can consent to and enjoy your own exploitation

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Addamere posted:

i think i might be too bougie to post in this thread because i am giving serious thought to buying out my lease and moving to a unit closer to the pool so i dont have to walk outside in the cold to get to the pool once winter comes :thunk:

lol winter won't be a thing in a couple years

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



need a series of B-list celebrities to come and demonstrate what the destruction is like to really make him notice

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

deadgoon posted:

you can consent to and enjoy your own exploitation

that's true, and there's no healthier power dynamic than 'average chick' and 'leader of the free world, master of armies and bombs'

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

More Trump nut plz

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol Trump's on CNN right now again making people praise him while looking confused and disappointed AF

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
something something my trump nuts

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/914798093882859520

national news: gunman was just a good ol boy never meanin no harm

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



deadgoon posted:

you can consent to and enjoy your own exploitation

WATCH OUT! HERE COME THE RAPE POLICE!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol "the power grid was already devastated before the hurricane even hit" he's such a loving shithead

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol Trump's on CNN right now again making people praise him while looking confused and disappointed AF

Man I really want to see that clip.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/914798093882859520

national news: gunman was just a good ol boy never meanin no harm

lol

white millionaire has no criminal record

well nooooooo poo poo

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


trump needs a new tailor for real. barron deffo isnt his if his balls are so strangled

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


trumps nuts so what

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol "the power grid was already devastated before the hurricane even hit" he's such a loving shithead

Technically true since didn't the power go out when Irma sideswiped PR?

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Ben Nerevarine posted:

I love Uncle Joe as much as anybody, but he'll be 30 years in the grave before the Trump dynasty is finally thrown out of office following a violent coup to topple the militant Barron regime

*Drunk, screaming at the VFW* I was at the siege of Barrons Diamond Castle! I saw half my platoon die in Minecraft!

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?


white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

lol

white millionaire has no criminal record

well nooooooo poo poo

Glad to know he was one of the good ones.

The victims should pay his estate so his name won't be tarnished

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/914798093882859520

national news: gunman was just a good ol boy never meanin no harm

Who could have predicted this? We can't do anything I guess

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



didn't hedge funds force a shitload of debt on PR after they lobbied for laws to be passed there to ensure they could never escape the debt or prevent it in any way, then leverage that debt to privatize and run all utilities into the ground?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Naerasa posted:

leader of the free world, master of armies and bombs

would, if cute

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