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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


YOU A loving HAT posted:



realtalk tho I can't wait for Bargain Bin Vetinari to show us his moves.

i hope netflix gets more seagal movies soon. watching them in order of release you get to watch him get fatter and lazier in a span of months. dude just sits for an entire film and wears tarps while twisting dudes wrists

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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Al! posted:

i cant tell if this guy is taunting the incels or one of them

It's Notch. He's mad prostitutes were going to have sex with him but started puking upon smelling his rancid candy towers and ran off.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i wish i knew how to have a good time :smith:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

The Bumble in the Jungle

The Senile-a in Manilla

The Fight of the Centennarians

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

notch?!

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

well yeah clothing for big people is going to be a bit expensive

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

notch was married though

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
triggered, normies?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
George Foreman, at 70 years old or whatever he is, could easily kick Seagal's rear end. It wouldn't even be a contest, Foreman would hit him with a single jab and it'd be over.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/democracynow/status/915310533259202560

the government: hmmm how about u settle for neither

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

never get in the ring with a dancing master :hai:



New Tekken looks amazing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

skaboomizzy posted:

lol didn't they give Texas a waiver for this afterHarvey?

yes, Texas and Florida got waivers, but there's just..... something.... different about Puerto Rico :iiam:



(and yes, food stamp restrictions of any kind are fundamentally bullshit)

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Puerto Rico is going to belong to Trump by the time his two terms are up

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/915297944097697792

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Basebf555 posted:

George Foreman, at 70 years old or whatever he is, could easily kick Seagal's rear end. It wouldn't even be a contest, Foreman would hit him with a single jab and it'd be over.

depends on whether Seagal gets to sit in a chair during the fight. the energy he conserves while not standing will make his blows more powerful.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Basebf555 posted:

George Foreman, at 70 years old or whatever he is, could easily kick Seagal's rear end. It wouldn't even be a contest, Foreman would hit him with a single jab and it'd be over.

Yeah there's no way Seagal would agree to the fight as he's nothing but a tub of lard at this point

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

white sauce posted:

Puerto Rico is going to belong to Trump by the time his two terms are up

Well yeah it will be completely depopulated by then

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

white sauce posted:

Puerto Rico is going to belong to Trump by the time his two terms are up

trumpo rico

no poors allowed

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

:notch:

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Hmm what do we have cooking in our 90F bathwater section of the W Caribbean

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/915301997838028801

oh.

tump!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gently caress Seagal

I want to see REX TILLERSON get in the ring :hai:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


notch is worst than Trump

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
T
R
U
M
P

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
im convinced trump just hates PR because of despacito

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Basebf555 posted:

George Foreman, at 70 years old or whatever he is, could easily kick Seagal's rear end. It wouldn't even be a contest, Foreman would hit him with a single jab and it'd be over.

steven seagal has beaten a nuclear weapon. he has surpassed metal gear. foreman stands no chance.

http://www.gndfund.org/html/current_happenings/CityofYokohamaHonors.html

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Hmm what do we have cooking in our 90F bathwater section of the W Caribbean

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/915301997838028801

oh.

tump!

name the new hurricane TRUMP

it will be the biglyest yet

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

zegermans posted:

why is this even a law in the first place

democrats in the 90s and 00s: means testing is extremely good and cool

Serf
May 5, 2011


zegermans posted:

notch is worst than Trump

he definitely has a worse twitter game

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Hmm what do we have cooking in our 90F bathwater section of the W Caribbean

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/915301997838028801

oh.

tump!

not looking good for nola or the bama coast

https://twitter.com/hurrtrackerapp/status/915286836314087424

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


9 months later and he looks like he's ready for a rocking chair and yelling answers at Jeopardy.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Hmm what do we have cooking in our 90F bathwater section of the W Caribbean

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/915301997838028801

oh.

tump!

there's another system forming off Panama that looks like it'll head directly towards Louisiana lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the food stamp restriction thing is because poor people must be required to cook their own food.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Significant Ant posted:

name the new hurricane TRUMP

it will be the biglyest yet

Rather than downplay the damage Trump would insist it was the deadliest hurricane EVER

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich
90 degrees is also the same temperature as piss exiting the body

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

yeah between EPS, GEFS, and CMC it looks like W FL through NOLA have a threat so far.

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Hmm what do we have cooking in our 90F bathwater section of the W Caribbean

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/915301997838028801

oh.

tump!

https://twitter.com/GCSCWX/status/915287845866262528

Just in case Louisiana was feeling left out.

e: :justpost:ed too slow

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/PittsburghPG/status/915307960536109059

republican lawmaker, hypocritical?

:thunk:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

zegermans posted:

why is this even a law in the first place

Because the poor must suffer for being so lazy and frivolous. Anything but rice and dry bread is a luxury they shouldn't squander on

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Also uhh, this is the section and time of year where the absolute monster hurricanes like Wilma like to form:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCs23HubFfI

Upper level shear conditions aren't favorable right now but we'll see where we are in a day or two.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

hahahaha owns

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