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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What career descriptor is "street"

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moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/915313297410465792

Every single Republican is a massive hypocrite.

Do as I say, not as I do

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What career descriptor is "street"

"Survivor" means...she was on survivor?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Space T Rex posted:

Dan Nainan is like impressively unfunny.

He's like 55 and has been giving interviews about what it's like to be a millenial for a few years now lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dan-nainan-the-medias-favorite-millennial-is-55-years-old

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/915313297410465792

Every single Republican is a massive hypocrite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

quote:

Both the 2009 documentary Outrage and Newsweek's June 7, 2010, issue's Back Story listed Craig as one of several prominent conservative politicians who had a record of anti-gay legislation and later caught in a gay sex scandal.[57]

The stall (second from right) at the Minneapolis–St. Paul Airport bathroom in which the incident occurred gained notoriety.[58] The restroom was later demolished.[59]

Since the Larry Craig toe-tapping thing, it never fails to make me laugh.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

"I was just testing you. You passed, bigly. Nice weather."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Three Olives posted:


Every single Republican is a massive hypocrite.

With absolutely no loving consequence because your country is a broken pile of poo poo

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/915318146264858625

They are just flaunting it on purpose now, aren't they?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

sir this is a mcdonalds drive through

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/915318146264858625

They are just flaunting it on purpose now, aren't they?

Now that it's well established that consequences are a fictional concept why not?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Trump: and a lot of people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble. Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?

Guy: sir, this is the ruins of a Starbucks.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Hahaha I hope that's an opening to tear through all Trump Org servers

Everyone lend Mueller your lols

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Waffle House posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal


Since the Larry Craig toe-tapping thing, it never fails to make me laugh.
Hahaha I had no idea they demolished the restroom

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


LOCK HER UP. LOCK HER UP.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Capntastic posted:

Hahaha I hope that's an opening to tear through all Trump Org servers

Everyone lend Mueller your lols

Spirit bombing some lols to Mueller right now

Eli Wiggum posted:

Hahaha I had no idea they demolished the restroom

Optics on that look extraordinarily petty and clandestine from here, what do you think Eli lol

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
It feels like they demolished a national monument :(

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
This might be my new favorite headline.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

moostaffa posted:

Do as I say, not as I do

The only moral abortion is my abortion.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



"We never thought we'd write this headline."

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Former DILF posted:

LOCK HER UP. LOCK HER UP.

No!

I can rehabilitate her. Leave her in my care, for like a couple of months.

I'll get down on herto the bottom of this.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Space T Rex posted:

Dan Nainan is like impressively unfunny.

Dan Nainan is incredibly, depressingly sad and insane. Google him. It's a wild ride.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

he's got the toilet paper, he goes in for a layup, slam dunk.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Dan Nainan the 56 year old millenial comedian.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Former DILF posted:

LOCK HER UP. LOCK HER UP.

There is a very high possibility that our president, domald j trumpp, has fantasized about his daughter in a sexy lesbian prison scene only for it to be squashed by a stray Hillary rememberance.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i was talking about kushner, the registered female voter

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's like 55 and has been giving interviews about what it's like to be a millenial for a few years now lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dan-nainan-the-medias-favorite-millennial-is-55-years-old

they talked about this guy on cum town and the article covers some of the same stories. guy is a shameless self-promoter. apaprently he used to call ahead to gigs where more famous comedians were playing and say that he opened for them and was found out when the comedians were like "why is this guy opening for me everywhere i go?"

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's like 55 and has been giving interviews about what it's like to be a millenial for a few years now lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dan-nainan-the-medias-favorite-millennial-is-55-years-old

lol http://comediandannainanisover50yearsoldandhisfollowersarefake.com/

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



"All my followers are fake" is shockingly apropos to the Trump "administration."

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

He's Michael Scott without the charm. He knows he has the room so he's riding on the good vibes.

https://youtu.be/Q573Frr26NY

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Dan Nainan is incredibly, depressingly sad and insane. Google him. It's a wild ride.

Oh i know I left a comment on like his facebook page or something once and he sent me a long message about how famous and rich and successful he is and how he travels the world and how hes better than me.

The comment I left was me loling at him because i heard he likes to send a ton of people messages about how insecure he is.

(im looking in my inbox but i cant find the message atm, sorry)

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

The people trolling Dan Nainan on his twitter are pretty lol worthy

https://twitter.com/malcolm__xbox/status/911286655117594625

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
I'm currently writing a impassioned letter to the rocket man to release the missiles and end this hellish existence.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


ew

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Space T Rex posted:

Oh i know I left a comment on like his facebook page or something once and he sent me a long message about how famous and rich and successful he is and how he travels the world and how hes better than me.

The comment I left was me loling at him because i heard he likes to send a ton of people messages about how insecure he is.

(im looking in my inbox but i cant find the message atm, sorry)

Please find it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

The people trolling Dan Nainan on his twitter are pretty lol worthy

https://twitter.com/malcolm__xbox/status/911286655117594625

Why are 90% of his posts about private jets

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Breitbart headlines right now


DHS Official: Trump Wants DACA Illegals to Get Amnesty, Become Citizens

PLANTATION LABOR: GOP BILL TO IMPORT 1M LOW-WAGE GUEST WORKERS

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Donald Trump may, by proxy, be the greatest shitposter these forums have ever had.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"Congratulations! Tremendous jobs."

*whips packages of paper cups into the room teeming with citizens begging for food*

"Thank you, thank you all. You are very expensive to help."

*dumps a box of toothbrushes on the ground*

"I'm from New York. You can't see our airplanes!"

*a man screams out that he's lost his children and his wife will die any day now without medical aid, Donald hands a bag of candy corn to a woman*

"I won an election, you know."

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How is any of this real

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Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Outrail posted:

Please find it.

For some reason it wasnt showing up when i searched messages for his name, so I searched for "travel the world" and sure enough his message popped up. But it wont let me actually open it. Does this mean he blocked me or something? Shouldn't I still be able to see the messages though?

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