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juche avocado posted:HOW DO I MAKE MY LEGS WORK AGAIN i have completely shattered my young body from exercise and now walking itself is pain incarnate if u boof ice it'll chill your muscles at 3 times the rate of any other cooling method
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juche avocado posted:HOW DO I MAKE MY LEGS WORK AGAIN i have completely shattered my young body from exercise and now walking itself is pain incarnate it does not require legs to  , comrade
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Lastgirl posted:dotard is unforgettable Donny 2-scoops is still my preferred nomenclature
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"They will never leave our thoughts. We've tried to stop thinking about them but I keep being told we have to keep praying for these people! Can you believe it!"
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juche avocado posted:HOW DO I MAKE MY LEGS WORK AGAIN i have completely shattered my young body from exercise and now walking itself is pain incarnate huff glitter
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:lol "old times sake" good one every post is a thousand years
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shiksa posted:lol please tell me trump hocked some bs water purification tablets for a cheap buck  And we got video and its great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vVOc8zGL0Y
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Hi everybody. I realize that my brain didn't just break on election night. It's broken once or twice a week since then. Now I have a head full of broken brain parts. They used to work together to form relatively coherent thoughts, but now they just scream out independently, each to their own particular spot of bother. "Many sides!" "Wiretapped!" "Very unfairly, I can tell you that!" The pieces were louder when they were rough and jagged, but now that they're becoming smooth and rounded, I rather enjoy the sound they make when I shake my head from side to side. Like gently shaking a box of marbles. TCHUK. TCHUK. TCHUK. TCHUK. You're talking to me, I'm looking at you, I look like I'm listening, but really I'm just listening to the sound of my head marbles as I shake my head from side to side. After a while, you walk away and look back. I'm still standing there, still focused on the spot where you were, still shaking my head. Watching this dementia-addled maniac throw paper towels into a crowd, instead of like maybe even his lovely, C-tier Sharper Image steaks, broke a little bit of my brain once again. A new nugget to smoothen and polish. When I saw the video yesterday at work, I just started laughing and laughing, and I couldn't stop. That's it. I'll take a 7 mile wide meteor with extra hot sauce, thanks.
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Trash Trick posted:i am by no means questioning that this exists but would anyone itt mind detailing a specific and demonstrable way that trump being president has negatively impacted their lives? besides the whole existential dread at our impending demise and death as a species due to climate change or nuclear war a strong "im in no way intending to concern troll, but concern troll" gambit, i am curious to see its results
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Tesseraction posted:he'll walk out in a suit with loads of guns stuck to it to talk about how important the second amendment is and marvel at the crowd in the morgue Trump's gonna finish his speech and then with a bin of rifles next to him, he's gonna take them and do basketball throws with them into the crowd not realizing the safety is off so as the rifles land...
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a helpful bear posted:every post is a thousand years yet another reason zegermans should shut up 
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shiksa posted:https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/915599826850480129 Dangerous Donald!!!!!
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Drastic Actions posted:"They will never leave our thoughts. We've tried to stop thinking about them but I keep being told we have to keep praying for these people! Can you believe it!" "There's that General Kelly in the back. He's hidin' back there! Always watching! He knows when I'm not praying or thinking!"
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Trash Trick posted:i am by no means questioning that this exists but would anyone itt mind detailing a specific and demonstrable way that trump being president has negatively impacted their lives? besides the whole existential dread at our impending demise and death as a species due to climate change or nuclear war I'm not very productive at work
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Trash Trick posted:i am by no means questioning that this exists but would anyone itt mind detailing a specific and demonstrable way that trump being president has negatively impacted their lives? besides the whole existential dread at our impending demise and death as a species due to climate change or nuclear war Trans people serving in the military can answer that best.
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triple sulk posted:THOUGHTS MORE THOUGHTS, MORE PRAYERS SEND A COMMEMORATION OF YOUR CHOICE COURTESY OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN DONATE TO SEND YOUR TP (THOUGHTS/PRAYERS)
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Of all the things that Trump doesn't understand, this baffles me the most.
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Please Eat A Vegetable posted:Hi everybody. I realize that my brain didn't just break on election night. It's broken once or twice a week since then. Now I have a head full of broken brain parts. They used to work together to form relatively coherent thoughts, but now they just scream out independently, each to their own particular spot of bother. "Many sides!" "Wiretapped!" "Very unfairly, I can tell you that!" a good vegetable i think you should check out, is "bell pepper"
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"can you detail a specific and DEMONSTRABLE way you're feeling existential dread?" "sorry nice try but HeH you can't actually demonstrate existential dread!"
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Shageletic posted:
Wait...trump's bottled water is called "Trump Ice" 
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Please Eat A Vegetable posted:Hi everybody. I realize that my brain didn't just break on election night. It's broken once or twice a week since then. Now I have a head full of broken brain parts. They used to work together to form relatively coherent thoughts, but now they just scream out independently, each to their own particular spot of bother. "Many sides!" "Wiretapped!" "Very unfairly, I can tell you that!" Mister President shouldn't you be distributing tots and pears in Lost Wages?
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:yet another reason zegermans should shut up * i read ur post and my body atrophies, becomes a dry husk, then disintegrates. my ashes blow out into the endless desert *
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Dan Scavino Jr.: Sorry im sorry im trying to delete it
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thank god nevada turned blue
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Not much room in your thoughts there while bitching about NBC news.
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tacodaemon posted:haha The "why isn't the mainstream media talking about this??" *links to multiple mainstream media sources* idiots have always amused me.
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FabioClone posted:Of all the things that Trump doesn't understand, this baffles me the most. It's not particularly shocking that he doesn't understand how water purification works maybe he can talk to Baron about how minecraft handles it
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juche avocado posted:HOW DO I MAKE MY LEGS WORK AGAIN i have completely shattered my young body from exercise and now walking itself is pain incarnate
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juche avocado posted:a strong "im in no way intending to concern troll, but concern troll" gambit, i am curious to see its results what's concern trolling
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juche avocado posted:HOW DO I MAKE MY LEGS WORK AGAIN i have completely shattered my young body from exercise and now walking itself is pain incarnate Trump warned you bro Trump warend you about exercise
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can we stop trying to apply our human urge of categorization and walling-offiness to the foundations of realtiy itself turns out bad items in a system makes the system suck for everyone
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boethius posted:I love morongate I cannot imagine the Trump presidency causing anything dumber than this, but I have faith that it will.
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