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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Dongneld trankmp is teh pissident lmbo

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



oh no... oh no :ohdear:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

still thinkin about ordering an xl 2 idk

Question 1. Will this make you happier than you are right now?

a) no you're right it probably won't

b) meh maybe, my old phone sucks

c) hell to the yea, this is the thing that will at long last fill the harrowing emptiness in my soul, and i praise the gods of marketengineering for finally coming up with it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/915701973084667905

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr Soong has a lot to answer for

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/915677102174851072

This originally came up on my phone with the postscript: "And it's stunning."

Realtalk: Chris Cillizza is a clickbait-shilling whore who isn't fit to write for Buzzfeed circa 2007. He writes about the most dire of topics in the most precious of tones, with all the reverence of a probing, prying paparazzi snapping glitzy photos of CBO accountants, or writing sex-laden exposés on Pentagon generals. He is not a journalist, and I hope he feels the reality of that cold, hard fact every time he looks in the mirror.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

I'm a regular resident of the Canadian woods.

I hear random cursing interspersed with "gently caress! TRUMP trump Tormp!"

Peeking out my window I spy my distant neighbor: a screaming duckman clad in leather pants with a red silk rope holding them up and a filthy ancient Northwest jacket he probably stole from a drifter.

He's trying to clear the snow from his satellite dish with a hair dryer duct taped to the end of a broken broom handle.

It takes him 69 minutes to melt it all off. I turn to my clock and it reads 4:20

I scream TRUMMMMMPPPPP!!! until my tonsils explode.

i hvae a plan this winter than involves wiring up a heating element powered from a old lithem iron laptop battery before it snows

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Chris Clitzilla would be a good porn name

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ben Nerevarine posted:

Realtalk: Chris Cillizza is a clickbait-shilling whore who isn't fit to write for Buzzfeed circa 2007. He writes about the most dire of topics in the most precious of tones, with all the reverence of a probing, prying paparazzi snapping glitzy photos of CBO accountants, or writing sex-laden exposés on Pentagon generals. He is not a journalist, and I hope he feels the reality of that cold, hard fact every time he looks in the mirror.

"One of the dumber and least respected of the political pundits." -- Donald Trump.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Duscat posted:

Question 1. Will this make you happier than you are right now?

a) no you're right it probably won't

b) meh maybe, my old phone sucks

c) hell to the yea, this is the thing that will at long last fill the harrowing emptiness in my soul, and i praise the gods of marketengineering for finally coming up with it

a bit of each???? that now playing music feature is pretty neato + a sw8 rear end screen

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SKULL.GIF posted:

"One of the dumber and least respected of the political pundits." -- Donald Trump.

I like when Donny and I have a bipartisan consensus on something. Makes me feel all decorumy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
another idea is antifreeze lawn sprinkler

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

i hvae a plan this winter than involves wiring up a heating element powered from a old lithem iron laptop battery before it snows

Please live post while you burn your hovel down

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Nichael posted:

I like when Donny and I have a bipartisan consensus on something. Makes me feel all decorumy

gross

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



please show respect for the office of the president if not the man!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ben Nerevarine posted:

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/915677102174851072

This originally came up on my phone with the postscript: "And it's stunning."

Realtalk: Chris Cillizza is a clickbait-shilling whore who isn't fit to write for Buzzfeed circa 2007. He writes about the most dire of topics in the most precious of tones, with all the reverence of a probing, prying paparazzi snapping glitzy photos of CBO accountants, or writing sex-laden exposés on Pentagon generals. He is not a journalist, and I hope he feels the reality of that cold, hard fact every time he looks in the mirror.

we have a thread

also

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/915291898201481216

no poo poo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/915655198797959170

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

a helpful bear posted:

A knock at the door and it's Chester Cheetah and he's jacking off

New thread title?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



just chellaxin' in cidar rapids

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Heard some CHUD's talking about gun rights at the gas station today. :iit:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

the windows make up a loss.jpg for humanity

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

a bit of each???? that now playing music feature is pretty neato + a sw8 rear end screen

i'm sorry to tell you this but you're enthralled

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Nichael posted:

please show respect for the office of the president if not the man!

another sad case of decorum-brain :sigh: *pulls sheet over body*

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

Heard some CHUD's talking about gun rights at the gas station today. :iit:

and?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/915702560333402112

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael posted:

please show respect for the office of the president if not the man!
/

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


taking this man out of the white house is seriously one of my top disappointments with the trump administration

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

please run mooch

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I never thought I'd get this upset about the spelling of a fake word I hate

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

you wanna hate the world even more

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/915704258695180288
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/915705071228391425

hannity isn't all olds

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

NofrikinfuN posted:

Heard some CHUD's talking about gun rights at the gas station today. :iit:

uh i think you mean the right for minority communities to defend themselves from state violence, you reactionary!!!!!!

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



"please pay attention to me
please pay attention to me please pay atteplease pay attention to me please pay attention to me please pay attention to me please pay attention to me ntion to me please pay attention to me"

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

its our inalienable right to own guns to make sure the government is afraid of the citizens while at the same time worshipping anyone in the government that carries gun

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/915705607323140098

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

another idea is antifreeze lawn sprinkler

feb3rd: Baloogan posted:

gently caress what the hell is with all these animal corpses all over the place in my yard????????

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

GobiasIndustries posted:

Owns...except for Puerto Rico because Trump's gonna get rid of all help after he sees this
https://twitter.com/DavidRutz/status/915632071506370560

didnt know she was a janet fan

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



I bet the Mooch hears "hey Mooch! beer me!" a lot

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

BrownieMinusEye posted:

I want trump to realize he can promote people to any rank he wants. Fired Gen kelly? Hire newly appointed field marshal Alex Jones, or Generalissimo Kush

Maybe someone should message Fox & Friends about this while cheeto benito is watching, and see if you can get it on air next to all the other dumb poo poo listeners submit

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