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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Foreman would punch him into orbit. I don't care if he's 1000 years old

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Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
At this point I'd take Dustin Diamond over Steven Seagal

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
same poirier is a loving killer and segal is a fat and retarded old man

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

He didn't say segall couldn't use a gun.

10 rounds in vegas? too soon

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
more like 10,000 rounds

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Skip My Posts posted:

Foreman would punch him into orbit. I don't care if he's 1000 years old

Segal would literally die

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Seagal looks like Penn Jillette in Hackers there.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Skip My Posts posted:

Foreman would punch him into orbit. I don't care if he's 1000 years old

Shhhh.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Power of Pecota posted:

Seagal looks like Penn Jillette in Hackers there.

Yeah he's looking good.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
fairly easy win for seagal if he wants the fight. he could either do the kick he taught Anderson silva or the kick he taught lyoto Machida,

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
steven seagal looks like the bad guy in a light gun game and there is a moral and scientific imperative to see him do his aikido street magic hands against 69 year old george foreman

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Rizin could easily make this happen and it probably wouldn't even be the weirdest fight on the card

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
They could but Seagal would never ever in a million years take the fight.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

fairly easy win for seagal if he wants the fight. he could either do the kick he taught Anderson silva or the kick he taught lyoto Machida,

what if Foreman trains with Judo Gene though

Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Oct 4, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

willie_dee posted:

https://twitter.com/GeorgeForeman/status/914930639534772224

He is also claiming to be learning how to block kicks and has started arguing with a fake Steven Seagal twitter account.

Goddamn do I love George Foreman :allears:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Wise Learned Man posted:

what if Foreman trains with Judo Gene though

Lol. In case anyone forgot (like I did with segall walking out with Andy and lyoto) judo gene choked segall out and he pooped his pants.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Other people George Foreman could walk out with to put the fear in Steven Seagal:
-Jean Claude Van Damme
-Kelly LeBrock's younger, stronger, more handsome and less rapey boyfriend
-your local antifa group
-the IRS (would also be detrimental to George Foreman)

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
honestly i'd just like to see if elderly george foreman can still put bowling ball size dents in a heavy bag, and if that heavy bag is steven seagal, cool

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Eat This Glob posted:

Lol. In case anyone forgot (like I did with segall walking out with Andy and lyoto) judo gene choked segall out and he pooped his pants.

Fuckin' :lol:

Judo Gene is cool as hell

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I still remember watching a 45-year-old Foreman knocking Michael Moorer out in the 10th round to win the title in a match he'd lost basically every round of, it was so loving cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7lf_T98kxU

I remember in an interview a little later they asked him if he wished he could have done anything differently at the Rumble in the Jungle against Ali, and he responded,"Yeah, I wish I'd been fighting Michael Moorer instead! :haw:"

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Gorge Foreman owns

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

On being asked about his anger as a young man versus his cheerier outlook as he got older, Foreman responded,"I look back on that kid and I don't really recognize who he was.... but I sure do like spending his money! :haw:"

I love George Foreman.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Moorer got his chance at a comeback against David Tua, though.

Er...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlS82LC3fTo

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So since getting the Fite app I noticed a lot of B tier MMA groups that have free events. I assume some look worse then a low rent casino or Jarret Ponzi scam, but others like Road FC at least look like the production is nice. Any groups I should keep an eye out for and any that I should just avoid?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Z league MMA is the best because its UFC 1-10 all over again.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

coconono posted:

Z league MMA is the best because its UFC 1-10 all over again.

Some of them do have that look to their posters. Something that screams DA launches investigation.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So since getting the Fite app I noticed a lot of B tier MMA groups that have free events. I assume some look worse then a low rent casino or Jarret Ponzi scam, but others like Road FC at least look like the production is nice. Any groups I should keep an eye out for and any that I should just avoid?

I don't know what orgs they have on there, but outside of the UFC, Bellator, and Rizin, Road FC is the only b league show I try to keep up with now and then. Their heavyweight division is the best thing in the world.

Hyun Man Myung was a prelim fighter when K-1 was alive and went to Seoul. He's actually a half decent boxer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOYnPeTcf_Q&t=759s

Aorigele is a massive fat rear end in a top hat, but he's got that Alexandru Lungu thing going on where he's kind of fascinating to watch. Myung kicked him in the balls so hard he got hospitalised from barfing too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RD740IESnY&t=30s

With the exception of one guy, everybody has a weird patchwork of wins and losses that prevent there being any kind of matchmaking ethos or pecking order. And that one guy is loving Mighty Mo. The fights are all just routinely ridiculous. There's probably some decent 155ers or something on those shows but I don't know, because I only watch the dumbass spectacles.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

I love watching fat massive assholes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Watching roided out freaks is fun too. They turn such interesting colors.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I am Otis posted:

I love watching fat massive assholes.



The dude on the right is fighting again in a few weeks. In his first fight he got jabbed in the face a lot, sucked at ground and pound, and came out in the second round with barely enough energy to lift his arms.

It was great.

Note that the weights are in kilograms; that's 253 and 314(!) pounds respectively.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I am Otis posted:

I love watching fat massive assholes.

Johny Hendricks is still in the UFC, please discuss his Twitter account in that thread

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[quote="“Triticum Guzzler”" post="“477090512”"]
I don’t know what orgs they have on there, but outside of the UFC, Bellator, and Rizin, Road FC is the only b league show I try to keep up with now and then. Their heavyweight division is the best thing in the world.

Hyun Man Myung was a prelim fighter when K-1 was alive and went to Seoul. He’s actually a half decent boxer

[video type=“youtube” start=“759”]uOYnPeTcf_Q[/video]

Aorigele is a massive fat rear end in a top hat, but he’s got that Alexandru Lungu thing going on where he’s kind of fascinating to watch. Myung kicked him in the balls so hard he got hospitalised from barfing too much

[video type=“youtube” start=“30”]3RD740IESnY[/video]

With the exception of one guy, everybody has a weird patchwork of wins and losses that prevent there being any kind of matchmaking ethos or pecking order. And that one guy is loving Mighty Mo. The fights are all just routinely ridiculous. There’s probably some decent 155ers or something on those shows but I don’t know, because I only watch the dumbass spectacles.
[/quote]

I'm happy that someone is carrying on the proud tradition of PRIDE freak show fights. Also it does look some decent stuff as opposed to some things on the FITE app which look fatty battles...which I'm sure has some redeeming fun value.

Also my god the ball kick clip. I was playing it on low earlier and raised the volume a few times cause I thought I heard laughter...but it was actually the dude screaming in pain.

:stare:

Say Nothing posted:

Watching roided out freaks is fun too. They turn such interesting colors.

I miss Pride so much.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Bluedeanie posted:

Johny Hendricks is still in the UFC, please discuss his Twitter account in that thread

someone link that pic of Johny eating the steak right before he massively misses weight please

edit: but link it in the UFC thread, of course (what's that tito head emote?)

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Road FC is pretty drat fun.


First match and dude already got kicked in the dick.

Goddamn make that two times! :wtc:

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Oct 6, 2017

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

lol tite

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dude came out to the Wong Fei Hong music and another to Little Jon. This is seriously my poo poo.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Oct 6, 2017

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I think Mighty Mo is the Road FC heavyweight champion or something, on the strength of a six fight winning streak beating up fat Korean guys. Bellator made a mistake cutting him.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Next Rizin card is bloated as hell

quote:

RENA v. Andy Nguyen (Atomweight GP)

Tenshin Nasukawa v. Yamato Fujita (MMA)

Kazushi Sakuraba v. Frank Shamrock (Grappling)

Akiyo 'Wicky' Nishiura v. Andy Souwer (MMA. First round is 10 minutes. The next 2 rounds are 5 minutes each)

King Reina v. Crystal Stokes (MMA)

Tatsuya Kawajiri v. Gabriel Oliveira (Catchweight Bout. I'm assuming that this is a BW GP qualifying bout)

Shintaro Ishiwatari v. Akhmed Musakaev (BW GP)

Je Hoon Moon v. Kevin Petshi (BW GP)

Manel Kape v. Erson Yamamoto (BW GP)

Jerome Le Banner v. Roque Martinez (MMA)

Alyssa Garcia v. Maria Oliveira (Atomweight GP)

Kanna Asakura v. Sylwia Juśkiewicz (Atomweight GP)

Irene Rivera v. Miyuu Yamamoto (Atomweight GP)

Issei Ishii v. Jin Mandoroko (Kickboxing)

Yuuki v. Kurogi Darvish (Kickboxing)

Yoshihisa 'Kyoken' Morimoto v. Ryota Renseigym (Kickboxing)

Good to see that even with Sakuraba, LeBanner and Kawajiri on the card they're still giving main and co main spots to the new talents but the random kickboxing bouts are totally pointless

Shintaro Ishiwatari is a really solid fighter, those of you who watched Sengoku may remember him as the guy TKZ debuted against. Once they whittle down the field they might actually have an interesting little tournament.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And I thought that Road FC 42 was long...well until I realized Young Guns is kind of like a second showed added on.

Well at least you get your money's worth for the $19.99 it is here.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Coming up in one hour and it's free! :v:



Oh man there Facebook page is just a group someone created.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Oct 6, 2017

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