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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


skaboomizzy posted:

this just occurred to me

what if Trump feels Mueller closing in on him and says "gently caress you, I quit, the whole family is moving to Russia"

Trump himself has Swiss cheese brain, but Jared and Ivanka have seen god knows how much classified stuff they can just spill to Putin

yes, the funniest ending is donny on the run. but we all know mueller is going to arrest manafort (more likely fine him for $200), then say "welp, we got a white dude. case closed."

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




this but the exact opposite

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

U JUST ACTIVATED MY SECRET FETISH

"IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS I WILL DESTROY YOUR DICK WITH THIS DEVICE'S POWERFUL ENGINE"

actually that's pretty hot, i've been waiting for this exact situation

"OH, ME TOO MAN, IT'S A SMALL WORLD OUT THERE HUH"

tell me about it

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Epic High Five posted:

jesus iTunes is just so loving bad as a music organizer

iTunes has always been garbage

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

SpaceGoku posted:

please lord the opposite of this

We're all concerned about the situation in, and folks I can't believe they let them name the country this, with the way political correctness is these days, but here we go, the situation in N*is tackled by the secret service*

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

vegas dude targeting those tanks is some seriously :eyepop: stuff

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Did the Russians hack my internet, lol what can I even do if their websites are down and their phone lines just go to a busy signal, normally I'd be like eh whatever but I wanna watch some loving hockey

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

We're all concerned about the situation in, and folks I can't believe they let them name the country this, with the way political correctness is these days, but here we go, the situation in N*is tackled by the secret service*

trump: *walks up to podium*

*adjusts clothes*

*takes drink*

*taps microphone*

*breathes in deeply*

NI*tacked by kelly*

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

GrimGypsy posted:

vegas dude targeting those tanks is some seriously :eyepop: stuff

Vegas concerts are traditionally held in the historic explosion factory district

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

"IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS I WILL DESTROY YOUR DICK WITH THIS DEVICE'S POWERFUL ENGINE"

actually that's pretty hot, i've been waiting for this exact situation

"OH, ME TOO MAN, IT'S A SMALL WORLD OUT THERE HUH"

tell me about it

this is basically how the american and russian nuke control AIs will confront and resolve their differences after the chinese nuke control AI sublimes

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

in the far SW of the country? that's like at least a thousand miles from Boko territory

we're allies with AQ now thanks to Syria why would we be fighting them there, are they cutting us out as a middleman in their arms deals?

AQIM is like the leftovers from the Algerian civil war and like to be robber barons on the drugs and people smuggling routes north to finance attacks to take hostages and blow stuff up pretty sure they do their own thing at this point

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Duscat posted:

this is basically how the american and russian nuke control AIs will confront and resolve their differences after the chinese nuke control AI sublimes

Bob: “I can can I I everything else.”

Alice: “Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to.”

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao u idiots

no one is going to hijack ur sex toy

they're just gonna use it to ddos lowtax

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Duscat posted:

whoa i should have clicked this the first time around

shame it doesnt go on the otherside where its the goatman and the backside tubgirls ya

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

lmao u idiots

no one is going to hijack ur sex toy

they're just gonna use it to ddos lowtax

human civilization brought down by a self-aware botnet of sextoys

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHc54Z_b3w

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

triple sulk posted:

this but the exact opposite

:rznv:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




text messaging is the greatest communications technology of the past 40+ years

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Squizzle posted:

text messaging is the greatest communications technology of the past 40+ years

i think u mean TRUMP

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gently caress the penguins for delaying flyers hockey

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

text messaging is the greatest communications technology of the past 40+ years

just imgainge when a sentient sex toy network begins asking you if ur refrigerator is running via text message!!!!

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Baloogan posted:

i get my anime hand delivered by satellite here and it works p much all the time when its not snowing heavily

So, two or three times a year, then?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Squizzle posted:

text messaging is the greatest communications technology of the past 40+ years

text metastasized into twitter tho

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


Wasn't sure what to do with guys like Zippy the Pinhead and David Clarke, as they still seem to be in Trump's good graces, at least. And Jeb(!), well, I couldn't do that to poor Lil' Jebbie.

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

ArmZ posted:



lol i just saw this

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

So, two or three times a year, then?

lol downloading your post is llike, another 20kb of anime i could have downloaded

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is it set up so they all fire at once every hour?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

just imgainge when a sentient sex toy network begins asking you if ur refrigerator is running via text message!!!!

is this like that one episode where geordi bones an AI

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

holey poo poo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I can't wait for when my sentient wifi dildos vote TRMUP.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://giant.gfycat.com/IllfatedOblongBullfrog.webm

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
monopoly person is awesome

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



what why would you want this

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

I didnt notice the first time, but is that Hank's wife Marie from breaking bad on the right?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Schnorkles posted:

monopoly person is awesome

his name is milburn

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/pengin_ebooks/status/915238454056882177

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Ransomware but for sex bots

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol remember how happy the world was we elected obama



yeah that ain't ever happening again

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Lawman 0 posted:

human civilization brought down by a self-aware botnet of sextoys

Tell me more for my new race of driven assimilators.

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