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Stupid Post Maker
Jan 8, 2008
I remembered because I saw the thread title does that count

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


yo i heard mikey hosed a horse

pretty messed up

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I remembered, and then I was briefly afraid that ZDR had posted here and the thread would be lost for all time. Happy that isn't the case, but not as happy as Pence was when the stallion was done with him.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
What's goin on with zdr? What's the drama? All i know is that the vpotus was hosed in his butthole by a horse.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

crazy cloud posted:

What's goin on with zdr? What's the drama? All i know is that the vpotus was hosed in his butthole by a horse.

he was banished by the bishop much like the copious amount of horse nutt from vice president Pence's distended anus

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
That was a close call. We need to start raising public awareness that Mike Pence hosed a horse immediately. All of this data and research needs to be mirrored all over the Dark Web or there's a serious risk of humanity losing the knowledge that Mike Pence can't get enough horse pussy.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

That was a close call. We need to start raising public awareness that Mike Pence hosed a horse immediately. All of this data and research needs to be mirrored all over the Dark Web or there's a serious risk of humanity losing the knowledge that Mike Pence can't get enough horse pussy.

Mike Pence doesn't care for horse pussy,
he hungers
for stallion nutt
in his mouth
and butt

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

crazy cloud posted:

Mike Pence doesn't care for horse pussy,
he hungers
for stallion nutt
in his mouth
and butt

never forget the :horse: and :goatsecx:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

slave to my cravings posted:

this has to be the first time ever mike pence bailed on a kneeling colt

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Oh my lord lol

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Mike Pence has the Deckard unicorn dream every night.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


incredible

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

this is a masterpiece

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

It gets better every time I read it, and the fact that it's true is just icing on the cake

Fun fact, the only icing that Mike Pence eats is icing he has milked from a stallion with his sphincter

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

It gets better every time I read it, and the fact that it's true is just icing on the cake

Fun fact, the only icing that Mike Pence eats is icing he has milked from a stallion with his sphincter

tubgirling it right into his eager mouth

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Mayor Dave posted:

It gets better every time I read it, and the fact that it's true is just icing on the cake

Fun fact, the only icing that Mike Pence eats is icing he has milked from a stallion with his sphincter

I just remembered that myself. What a weird quirk this Mike Pence, horsefucker, has!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIke PENCE hosed BY A HORSE

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Unfortunately I find myself reminded again by events beyond my control.

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Starshark posted:

Unfortunately I find myself reminded again by events beyond my control.


Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Starshark posted:

Unfortunately I find myself reminded again by events beyond my control.



he looks so happy :kimchi:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
:horse:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

bump

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
that_one_tweet_about_pence_ass_and_belly_full_of_horse_nutt.tweet

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


and as we speak, mike pence is turning over in his bed, clenching his butt cheeks so that it might remain so

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
someone accused me of being a maga chud in gbs which reminded me of our vice president and his belly full of horse semen

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Thank you for bumping this. I remembered about how VP Pence swallows horse loads a week ago and couldn't find this thread.

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
I forgot but then I remembered again that Mike Pence calls his horse Mommy as he has sexual congress with her.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

I'm Mike Pence, and that horses name is America

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The Nastier Nate posted:

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

I'm Mike Pence, and that horses name is America

holy gently caress dude i'm getting some computer work emails and such done and replaying bojack horseman in the background and this song is on right now at the same time as i read your post !!! what does it mean !!!????? the universe is as full of synchronicity as vpotus mike pence's gut n butt r full of horse nutt

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

jesus

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

the only diversity mike pence strives for is being hosed by all different breads, sizes, ages and dick types of horses

an actual dog has issued a correction as of 14:10 on Oct 16, 2017

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence takes meticulous notes about the size and shape of the horse cock he takes up the rear end. they are deeply valued by researchers.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

help dying of laughter at a staff meeting

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


v-p michael pence
has got an rear end and butt just
brimming with horse nutt

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
pence entered politics after they heard about the horse race aspect of it
now a horse has entered pence

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I read a long New Yorker piece about Pence and not once did it mention his insatiable desire for horse spunk. Fake News indeed.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

an actual dog posted:

mike pence FUCKS horses

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