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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I was the last one to move away.
But when I did, the swamp was still there.
After Trump tumbled with the Russian hookers, his reputation spread all over town.
From then on, he was known as Donald "The Drink" Trump.
And the nickname stuck with him for the rest of his life.

[Cheering]

[Announcer] He's going to do it! He going to drink the entire thing!

E: ed balls doesn't consume piss unless invited over to bear grylls house

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:12

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:17

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Fat bitch mad

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:12

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/915896809536589824

That crash is gonna be a hell of a thing

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:13

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

brugroffil posted:

That crash is gonna be a hell of a thing

good

i have foregone my daily ration of avocado toast for years to be able to afford a house

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:14

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Lawman 0 posted:

Fat bitch mad

NOT MAD, NOT MAD. YOU'RE THE MAD!

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:14

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

nice to start my morning by cyberbullying the president of the united states

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:14

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

this is all the confirmation i need the kelly is out bb!

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:15

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

my morning coffee is once again complete with pure strain trump tweets

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/915896809536589824

A year ago, wasn't the market at an "all-time high" as well? I hate that when I try to have an honest conversation with my in-laws about trump they always point out "THE STOCK MARKET IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!".

So what? That isn't, like, a metric that encompasses the state of things. I suppose for them, given the fact they have money, that is the only thing that MAGAers.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:17

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

The president seems to have a bad case of being a big fat idiot retard

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:17

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

oh wow he woke up mad again for the 2nd time in 3 or so days

what did we do to deserve this bounty of stupid

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:18

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Yinlock posted:

oh wow he woke up mad again for the 2nd time in 3 or so days

what did we do to deserve this bounty of stupid

you should have clapped

we all should have clapped

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:19

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

i thought the stock market is getting higher every day because they keep hyping themselves up over the massive tax cuts they think are coming. if the tax cuts fail like the obamacare repeal did what are the stocks gonna do?

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:19

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

rear end cobra posted:

The president seems to have a bad case of being a big fat idiot retard

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:19

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

rear end cobra posted:

The president seems to have a bad case of being a big fat idiot retard

Giant case of the "Not Mads" today.

So hopefully that means something is about to happen.

Maybe Kelly and Tillerson resign and throw MOABs of shade.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:19

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

I did a thing posted:

is Mueller or one of the ICs about to drop some fun on us today? i hope so!

infrastructure week starts today

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:20

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

i dont think a healthy man can project this kind of shape

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:21

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

FourLeaf posted:

i thought the stock market is getting higher every day because they keep hyping themselves up over the massive tax cuts they think are coming. if the tax cuts fail like the obamacare repeal did what are the stocks gonna do?

Hope we hit a depression. The people overthrow the government. And we install Jill Stein as our benevolent dictator. :worship:

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:21

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

DrPossum posted:

i dont think a healthy man can project this kind of shape and color

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:21

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DrPossum posted:

i dont think a healthy man can project this kind of shape

where's his tallywacker

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:22

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

I did a thing posted:

Hope we hit a depression. The people overthrow the government. And we install Jill Stein as our benevolent dictator.

mad max but with crystals

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:22

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

I did a thing posted:

A year ago, wasn't the market at an "all-time high" as well? I hate that when I try to have an honest conversation with my in-laws about trump they always point out "THE STOCK MARKET IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!".

So what? That isn't, like, a metric that encompasses the state of things. I suppose for them, given the fact they have money, that is the only thing that MAGAers.

the DJIA isn't even a metric that encompasses the stock market

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:25

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

I did a thing posted:

Hope we hit a depression. The people overthrow the government. And we install Jill Stein as our benevolent dictator.

and then we all die from measles.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:25

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

FourLeaf posted:

i thought the stock market is getting higher every day because they keep hyping themselves up over the massive tax cuts they think are coming. if the tax cuts fail like the obamacare repeal did what are the stocks gonna do?

It would be hilarious if the crash was triggered by the donor class throwing a massive tantrum, and not because of any actual economic thing.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:32

Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

I did a thing posted:

A year ago, wasn't the market at an "all-time high" as well? I hate that when I try to have an honest conversation with my in-laws about trump they always point out "THE STOCK MARKET IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!".

So what? That isn't, like, a metric that encompasses the state of things. I suppose for them, given the fact they have money, that is the only thing that MAGAers.

Baby boomers chortling about their 401ks and not realizing it can all be wiped away in an instant.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:36

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

You maniacs destroyed the old thread.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:37

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Baby boomers chortling about their 401ks and not realizing it can all be wiped away in an instant.

If you're not retired and still contributing, a stock market that's sky high is bad. I'm in my 30's and about to get crazy good 401k benefits and need to buy a house. A stock market crash would be amazing, please give me way more shares for less money and houses for pennies on the dollar.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:37

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Hillary 2020 posted:

You maniacs destroyed the old thread.

*collapses onto ground, screams at broken statue of trumperty*

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:38

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

FourLeaf posted:

i thought the stock market is getting higher every day because they keep hyping themselves up over the massive tax cuts they think are coming. if the tax cuts fail like the obamacare repeal did what are the stocks gonna do?

Our masters will punish us for being bad subs in the involuntary findom that we call life.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:43

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

ZDR: if you're reading this please start new internet forums called Something Awfuler with a subforum called C-SPAMmier and don't make the font size retarded and we will all come over and post there.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 12:44