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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Pvt.Scott posted:

Most rifles kept by citizens in America are semi-auto, though. I thought burst/auto capability was the bare minimum for an "assault rifle" fear mongering notwithstanding.

nah bro high capacity clips and sweet plastic attachments on a regular old rifle make it for assaults then you add a nice bump stock and chew some more red man

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Pvt.Scott posted:

Most rifles kept by citizens in America are semi-auto, though. I thought burst/auto capability was the bare minimum for an "assault rifle" fear mongering notwithstanding.

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.





Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.


Everyone knows what assault rifle means until it's time to legislate it. Then gunbros suddenly go dyslexic and can't figure it out.

Must be a rifle that assaults. Herp derp.

Nope, impossible to define what guns we are talking about. Better not try.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

hellfaucet posted:



Should I even attempt a reply?

Hell I'm 5 words into the second paragraph and I'm not even going to attempt to read the rest

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.







all words and terms are made-up makes you think :thinkface:

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Bombadilillo posted:

Everyone knows what assault rifle means until it's time to legislate it.

Please PM me what exactly what makes a gun an assault rifle. Also at least make a minimal effort to post some facebook images in the facebook thread rather than gun control bullshit that doesn't belong here.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Oct 5, 2017

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ChesterJT posted:

Please PM me what exactly what makes a gun an assault rifle. Also at least make a minimal effort to post some facebook images in the facebook thread rather than gun control bullshit.

Don't hide behind the sanctity of the Facebook thread.

And you brought up guns with your feigned ignorance friendo.

I'll stop feeding your troll.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Bombadilillo posted:

Don't hide behind the sanctity of the Facebook thread.

And you brought up guns with your feigned ignorance friendo.

I'll stop feeding your troll.

I'm not hiding. In fact I invited you to PM me to continue the conversation. I'm not worried about sanctity, but clogging up the thread with a gun debate when this isn't the place for it.

Also you are incorrect, I didn't bring guns up. I was answering a question another goon posed. I took his question as sincere and answered sincerely. There's no feigned ignorance of any kind. Just because you disagree with what I said doesn't mean I'm trying to troll you.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 5, 2017

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

What an unfortunately shaped woman.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Does this woman not have limbs, or did the picture just happen to be taken at an angle that made her look like a trash bag?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

ChesterJT posted:

I'm not hiding. In fact I invited you to PM me to continue the conversation. I'm not worried about sanctity, but clogging up the thread with a gun debate when this isn't the place for it.

Also you are incorrect, I didn't bring guns up. I was answering a question another goon posed. I took his question as sincere and answered sincerely. There's no feigned ignorance of any kind. Just because you disagree with what I said doesn't mean I'm trying to troll you.



im the faux turquoise bangle

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

well, grandma, because then we'd all be dead for sure you daffy bitch.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
I just realized there's no e on the "the". Way to go grandma

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Why do Republicans love to end sentences with exclamation points?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that way you know it's funny

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.

We know what a sniper rifle is. And we know what a hunting rifle is. The rest of them are assault rifles.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Assault rifle is a defined term for a select fire rifle shooting an intermediate cartridge, it is assault weapon that is the made up nonsense for a scary looking rifle

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

oh no don't take my favorite toy

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I'm the capital M in Military.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Considering Rodman's success, maybe we should let the NFL players handle NK

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
At least some of the NFL players might remember that the US bombed North Korea into the Stone Age from their college history courses.

E: I don't think most Americans know or care that NK has legitimate beef with us from the Korean War.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Oct 5, 2017

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Pvt.Scott posted:

At least some of the NFL players might remember that the US bombed North Korea into the Stone Age from their college history courses.

E: I don't think most Americans know or care that NK has legitimate beef with us from the Korean War.

Do people not know that the Korean War happened or something?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

SpacePig posted:

Do people not know that the Korean War happened or something?

It's called The Forgotten War for a reason.

E: from Wikipedia:
It has been referred to in the English-speaking world as "The Forgotten War" or "The Unknown War" because of the lack of public attention it received both during and after the war, and in relation to the global scale of World War II, which preceded it, and the subsequent angst of the Vietnam War, which succeeded it.

EE: my public education about it was maybe a couple of paragraphs, if even. It was just a sorta, "oh yeah we fought some commies and then Vietnam."

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 5, 2017

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now

ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.







sorry about your parents divorce

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

just another posted:

sorry about your parents divorce

Oh she has more issues than that for sure.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
[quote="“ChesterJT”" post="“477082110”"]
Oh she has more issues than that for sure.


[/quote]

I thought autumn was about the bleak reality of our fleeting mortality being laid bare before us, followed swiftly by the crushing realization of our deaths upon the onset of winter. What's this color bullshit?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

ChesterJT posted:

Oh she has more issues than that for sure.



This is true. I become much paler and functionally dormant for the winter.

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Pvt.Scott posted:

It's called The Forgotten War for a reason.

Who didn't like MASH?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War.


that's what the producers wanted you to think

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War.

YOU FORGOT

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War.

I honestly spent the early years of my adulthood confusing the Korean and Vietnam wars, and it took my parents telling me which war MASH took place during for me to get it right. And the fact that there's no longer a country of South Vietnam.

e: This is a genuine question from someone who's not very good at history: For all of the chest puffing we do about Capitalism's victories over Socialism, has the US actually won a modern war against a Socialist or Communist country? Save for WWII, I guess?

SpacePig fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Oct 5, 2017

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War.

Don't feel bad. Apparently that's not an uncommon mistake, somehow.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

SpacePig posted:

e: This is a genuine question from someone who's not very good at history: For all of the chest puffing we do about Capitalism's victories over Socialism, has the US actually won a modern war against a Socialist or Communist country? Save for WWII, I guess?
Did we win the Cold War?

That's a serious question - if by "modern war" you mean strictly a boots-on-the-ground engagement, then no.

e: well, okay, I mean, it maybe depends on what you mean by boots on the ground too, because the CIA sure did back a lot of coups :v:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
[quote="“DACK FAYDEN”" post="“477084431”"]
Did we win the Cold War?

That’s a serious question - if by “modern war” you mean strictly a boots-on-the-ground engagement, then no.

e: well, okay, I mean, it maybe depends on what you mean by boots on the ground too, because the CIA sure did back a lot of coups :v:
[/quote]

Yeah, the US has been riding on hype from WW I/II and the huge industrial advantage of not being firebombed to poo poo or losing several generations of men in back-to-back Armageddons. That and stealing some of Europe and Asia's best scientists sure helped (the US managed to bag the entire Japanese biological warfare program, as far as I know). Nazi war criminals put us on the moon! Sorta.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.







I can just imagine them sifting through the site that hosts these trite pieces of poo poo, with a Korn discography set to shuffle blaring indefinitely.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

5er posted:

I can just imagine them sifting through the site that hosts these trite pieces of poo poo, with a Korn discography set to shuffle blaring indefinitely.

Is that better or worse than this guy?

https://electricliterature.com/this-instagram-bro-poet-will-make-you-feel-much-better-about-your-work-c252a0faf4d9

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
[quote="“Scratch Monkey”" post="“477086758”"]
Is that better or worse than this guy?

https://electricliterature.com/this-instagram-bro-poet-will-make-you-feel-much-better-about-your-work-c252a0faf4d9
[/quote]

Leonard Brohen

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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5er
Jun 1, 2000



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