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Looper
Mar 1, 2012

The Colonel posted:

i got the gold gem on motherfucking cerberus alpha haha hell loving yes nothing can stop m



oh

If you got the gold against cerberus alpha then the only thing you have to worry about is the sports festival. You can do it!

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

Was Anomalisa any good?

No, also don't have sex an hour after watching it.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Looper posted:

If you got the gold against cerberus alpha then the only thing you have to worry about is the sports festival. You can do it!

i already did that and i think it was entirely because i hadn't fixed the counter rate in project64 yet so it ran at like half speed making it very easy to barely get 10.9 seconds. if that's the last of the hardest stuff in the game then i am looking forward to the rest, cause this game kicks rear end and cerberus alpha was a real ball buster

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Cowcaster posted:

here's my own mystery cartoon from my youth i only rediscovered a few years back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnltLPf8KcM

This was an incredible watch. Thank you.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/915883022318231552

:aaa:

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

When I'm a powerful video game executive I'll say to the boardroom "the easiest way to pander to these idiots is letting them pet 'cattes' 'doggos' and 'puppers'"

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Help Im Alive posted:

When I'm a powerful video game executive I'll say to the boardroom "the easiest way to pander to these idiots is letting them pet 'cattes' 'doggos' and 'puppers'"

That's almost certainly what happened, I've probably heard more people talk about the video about petting things in Far Cry Primal than I've heard people talk about Far Cry Primal.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

kojima covers the webcams on his stuff with tape

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/915864155524964353

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

[quote="“oddium”" post="“477074592”"]
kojima covers the webcams on his stuff with tape

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/915864155524964353
[/quote]

You just know Kojima's jumping pictures of motorcycles over that mountain all the time

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

glam rock hamhock posted:

This week I got Mystik Belle on PSN because it's a Wayforward game and a Metrodvania and what I didn't expect is that it's also an adventure game and an Amiga throwback. So far this game seems really good even if it did do the ungodly thing of combining the two genres with the most confused wandering and backtracking

Mystik Belle is a good game. Overlooked unfortunately. It's not made by wayforward though, just published by them on consoles. It was made by the Ultionus dude and I hope the wayforward publishing brings him more money because for as good as Mystik Belle and Ultionus are, he didn't get anywhere near enough of the success he deserves.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

The Bloodborne thread seems to be broken for some reason

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3708107&perpage=40&pagenumber=1433#pti1

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

did zdr post a lot in it

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

A couple threads are breaking in weird ways right now. I think Lowtax broke stuff.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

all of zdr's posts were ripped out of the db and its doing weird stuff

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

oddium posted:

all of zdr's posts were ripped out of the db and its doing weird stuff

What why

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Sakurazuka posted:

I watched Watership Down when I was very young and am still traumatised by it.

At least it wasn't Plague Dogs or When the Wind Blows though.

I was invited to a girl's birthday party where the well meaning parents showed Watership Down. I escaped trauma only because being a boy they thought I would be bored by the cute rabbity film and would want to go play video games instead.

Also, Bakshi and cartoons created Cool World which is failure incarnate.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Howard the duck taught me to fear

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
we went from talking about scary cartoons to sexy cartoons. this proves my theory that fear and arousal are the same thing, which is why girls scare me

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



girls scare me because they're always trying to stab me with pitchforks and burn me with torches

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

CharlestonJew posted:

we went from talking about scary cartoons to sexy cartoons. this proves my theory that fear and arousal are the same thing, which is why girls scare me

have you considered .. ghost girls?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Law of averages means that there's at least one dude out there who has struck out on every single relationship on even those anime dating VNs where it's almost impossible to not make the girls love you.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
pls dont doxx me

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm playing through Snake Eater a mere uh, 13 years after it came out, and I just want to go on record as saying I feel like a guy wearing a completely insulated crazy space/fire/dc comics firefly suit would in fact not show up on thermal.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

it's picking up the flames of his rage

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It is his fury you are seeing

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

what you should be questioning is how the pain summons a tommy gun. anyway mgs3 is the greatest game ever made

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

the bees make the gun, it's pretty simple

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
He should've had a BB gun

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Saint Freak posted:

I'm playing through Snake Eater a mere uh, 13 years after it came out, and I just want to go on record as saying I feel like a guy wearing a completely insulated crazy space/fire/dc comics firefly suit would in fact not show up on thermal.

Yes, a man surrounded by and largely on fire would not have a heat signature.

Unrelated, I am super hype about five days to Shadow of War. Then two weeks later, new Wolfenstein. Good fuckin' month for games. :dance:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
BULLET BEES

OK BEES NOW CARRY THAT GRENADE OVER THERE

GET ME A BEER

BEES FILL OUT MY 1040EZ FORM I HAVE NO MEANINGFUL DEDUCTIONS THIS YEAR

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I remember telling my dad mgs3 is cool and he seemed interested because I said it's set during the cold war then he got mad at me when I started talking about the guy who can shoot bees out of his mouth

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Help Im Alive posted:

I remember telling my dad mgs3 is cool and he seemed interested because I said it's set during the cold war then he got mad at me when I started talking about the guy who can shoot bees out of his mouth

Why did he think they all had to do those Duck and Cover drills? That wasn't gonna do poo poo if a nuke dropped, but it might get you out of the way of bees or Rip van Winkle.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Monkey Fracas posted:

BULLET BEES

OK BEES NOW CARRY THAT GRENADE OVER THERE

GET ME A BEER

BEES FILL OUT MY 1040EZ FORM I HAVE NO MEANINGFUL DEDUCTIONS THIS YEAR

:lol:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I like my cold war elite military units like I like my coffee.


Covered in BEES

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Help Im Alive posted:

I remember telling my dad mgs3 is cool and he seemed interested because I said it's set during the cold war then he got mad at me when I started talking about the guy who can shoot bees out of his mouth

Lol

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

hyphz posted:

Also, Bakshi and cartoons created Cool World which is failure incarnate.

tbf that's because he wanted to make a weird crime thriller and like, someone else wanted to make a family movie, and then someone else wanted to just make porn, so it ended up being a compromise, between a weird crime thriller, a family movie, and cartoons loving

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
[quote="“exquisite tea”" post="“477076579”"]
Law of averages means that there’s at least one dude out there who has struck out on every single relationship on even those anime dating VNs where it’s almost impossible to not make the girls love you.
[/quote]

I think in most of them there's a failure condition where ALL the girls love you, then they all dump you for two-timing them.

Or, of course, there's the moe-tragic ones where the girls probably kill themselves for other reasons.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
edgy dating sims suck. the future is captain love for the ps1 where you play as a superhero who cheats on his girlfriend instead of rescuing her from the bad guys

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
[quote="“The Colonel”" post="“477079123”"]
tbf that’s because he wanted to make a weird crime thriller and like, someone else wanted to make a family movie, and then someone else wanted to just make porn, so it ended up being a compromise, between a weird crime thriller, a family movie, and cartoons loving
[/quote]

See, I read it described as originally being a horror movie where a half-toon girl goes on rampage using the intersection of the two worlds. Human? She can drop an anvil on your head. Toon? When she drops an anvil on your head, you bleed and die.

Which basically makes me think that no one knew what the hell it was supposed to be. But they also thought that Kim Basinger standing in a room full of painted flats would look like a cartoon world.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Best romance game remains Saints Row 4, now and forever

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