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Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Oh no Derek, don't do that..... Please for the good of Something Awful, please don't delete your account..... I know we are not worthy, but with out you it would all be over...... Don't Derek, Don't

P. S. It's me doing it, now you know so you can go ahead and delete your account.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CM1rHbKDMH2BW/200.gif

Easy phone tax ^^^

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

fidelity

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo

Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017
I pressed F5 and Derek's avatar changed from Pinocchio to a jailed cat.

I see what you did there, by getting Derek a sixer, you postponed the avatar war by six hours, whoever you are.

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
loving probated because his sig was too large


This might actually put him over the edge

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:lol: the probe reason

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Leper's Colony posted:

Sig too large. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

What an absolute clusterfuck. :v:

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
Now he's gonna complain about that one guy that had two hundred images in his



This is gonna be epic

Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017

Variable 5 posted:

loving probated because his sig was too large


This might actually put him over the edge

I bet that he is gonna think that Beet talked to the other mod and that it is some giant third Reich conspiracy.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Dear Richard

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost
Derek was right, a mod *did* change his avatar in the end.

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Toblakai posted:

I bet that he is gonna think that Beet talked to the other mod and that it is some giant third Reich conspiracy.

Don't forget, apparently FAU has $50,000 in star citizen jaypegs

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

A phone vibrates.

Somewhere Lowtax groans while trying to cobble together dinner as he releases a deep sigh.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Colostomy Bag posted:

A phone vibrates.

Somewhere Lowtax groans while trying to cobble together dinner as he releases a deep sigh.

he uses a flip phone.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Can we take a moment and thank Jeffrey of YOSPOS, the guy this thread needs and Derek deserves?

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

A phone vibrates.

Somewhere Lowtax groans while trying to cobble together dinner as he releases a deep sigh.

According to the outlawed signature, he made like $100 today.

It's Outback steak night for the Kyanka household!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

D_Smart posted:

No. As soon as I find out who is doing it, I am going to delete my SA account if it's an admin|mod doing it.

lmao

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

We need more transparency in this thread.

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Wuxi posted:

Can we take a moment and thank Jeffrey of YOSPOS, the guy this thread needs and Derek deserves?

Is he a new FAU appointed IK ?.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Wiz posted:

Derek was right, a mod *did* change his avatar in the end.

wish I had a bigger one of these for this post

:thurman:

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Morningwoodpecker posted:

Is he a new FAU appointed IK ?.

He posted in GBS, and Jeffrey is a mod there.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

D_Smart posted:

I was just wondering today what happened to MoMa

No you weren't.

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
The one time he posts outside this thread and he gets annihilated. :allears:

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

No you weren’t.

I was. Glad to see you're back and doing well, hopefully.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheLastRoboKy posted:

It's weird how all this time it was MoMA keeping Derek in check, and now he's no longer paid to come here I miss him for the restraint he passively forced.

I was never paid to come here . . . unfortunately.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

loving moma out of nowhere the second Derek gets a probe hahah

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Variable 5 posted:

Lol you're the biggest loving bully here

"No more talk about Ryan Archer or I quit posting"
"Moma has 48 hours to dox himself or I do it for him"
"All you people that keep calling me out are gonna get doxxed too"
"Anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot and a nazi"
"Changing my avatar is fraud and I'm gonna punish everyone I think is involved"

TBF, he never had anything on me. Kinda would have liked to see him post his dossier though.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

AP posted:

I spent about a year trying to get moma to tell me how much money he still had in this poo poo show and when he finally cracked and told me, he said something similar, he thought it was an attempt to get him "riled-up".

Naw, dude I just wanted to know how much you were going to lose.

LOL you really are a bigger idiot than I thought. I KEEP SPREADSHEETS ON SHITIZENS. Honestly, almost as bad as smart in some respects. Get off it dude - it's a video game.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Morningwoodpecker posted:

Is he a new FAU appointed IK ?.

Actually, its FAU with an alt account (paid with CIG money), you can read everything about it in Dereks new October blog, eta 5h

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

uh oh it's surly moma gonna let us all know how he really feels

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

LOL you really are a bigger idiot than I thought. I KEEP SPREADSHEETS ON SHITIZENS. Honestly, almost as bad as smart in some respects. Get off it dude - it’s a video game.

:saddowns:

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Variable 5 posted:

This might actually put him over the edge
Derek left edges behind long ago.

He exists now exclusively in non-euclidean space.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

ManofManyAliases posted:

No you weren't.

Toast is it true that you and Lando are an item now?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Solarin posted:

loving moma out of nowhere the second Derek gets a probe hahah

It is kind of suspicious how you never see both of them posting at the same time :thunk:

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Wiz posted:

You have to remember that the lore is created by the in-game characters controlled by the subsumption AI. It's out of CIG's hands.

The only lore video I've ever watched said the Space Whale is just a whale shaped asteroid orbiting the Nemo system. Apparently I got lied to by in-fiction sources.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Solarin posted:

uh oh it's surly moma gonna let us all know how he really feels

Yeah, was hoping for the easy-going-take-the-punches one.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Zzr posted:

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

3.0 by Citcon MoMA? [y/n]

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Posted by DarthVersace on March 19, 2004 posted:


One of the sadder things about Derek Smart is the fact that the video game he keeps trying to produce, an open-ended space exploration sim, would probably be incredibly successful and popular if it weren't for the incompetence of its creator. Unlike many would-be video game monoliths, Smart actually has a good idea... poorly excuted [sic] to the point of being unbearable, but initially good. It's his inability to code, oversensitivity [sic] to criticism, and enormous ego that are usually his undoing.

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