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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

jarofpiss posted:

we frown on the rape of children here in cspam

not prefect

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




just LOOK at all these successful women

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the president himself has been the leaker!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

......

Lewis Carroll is very suspect by the way

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

absolute banger of a closer lol

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

https://twitter.com/Mankid666/status/915673976730505217

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

that's like telling someone from suburban/rural Pennsylvania or Maine not to do opioids

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

[quote="“fits my needs”" post="“477094571”"]
not prefect
[/quote]

yeah sorry i meant to add (except prefect) to that post

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


worst final fantasy area

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jarofpiss posted:

why are my awful ap quotes broken? is it because zdr committed seppuku?

Because iOS is a POS

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

i thought better of you prefect

and then you make a joke like that

im disappointed

I'm sorry. I guess I hosed up. My bad.

YOU A loving HAT posted:

I'm glad to know you'd say this even if it were a female student and a male teacher

I would not say it, because I'm a bit sexist in some ways, even though I try to keep everything on the level.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:eyepop:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
goodbye Till

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



That was written by Trump, wasn't it?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

What exactly is the else case here

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Sincerely Donal... Secretary Lady. Y'know, whatshername. The one that gets my coffee.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


realtalk to cuphead players: you can play it with online co-op pretty well with nvidia gameshare. Plug in a second controller and you can both use controllers.

I can't manage to get it to work, but Moonlight is supposedly even better.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/916073944565866496

tucker.jpg

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Ninja turtles this ninja turtles that, nobody remembers the extreme dinosaurs :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI__EW_fPJs

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



every day lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
please do not gently caress the chldren or fill them with rice

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

[quote="“Epic High Five”" post="“477094615”"]
Because iOS is a POS
[/quote]

i thought that before i got an iphone but i can send texts with fireworks behind them now

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

NofrikinfuN posted:

That was written by Trump, wasn't it?

Jeanne Barron.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

pedophilia SOLVED, great work, pack it in guys

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/916075484378746885

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


an interesting theological distinction

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i dont see what the problem is with what coumo said

lmao at all the maga chuds in that tweet thread

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I will bet one American dollar tillerson doesn't make it past lunch

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there's some pretty simple calculus going on here, if you're a person in charge of kids and you want to have sex with them, just don't do it. Then everything will be fine.

but what if i really want to

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Jazerus posted:

iran, as a semi-theocratic semi-democracy, is america's natural ally in the region anyway. but switching away from saudi arabia to iran is just simply unthinkable to the foreign policy establishment

Can't change our minds while the boomers are still alive. That would be like pissing on the ghost of Reagan

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


dude .... your dad is Donald trump

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

[quote="“prefect”" post="“477094616”"]
I’m sorry. I guess I hosed up. My bad.


I would not say it, because I’m a bit sexist in some ways, even though I try to keep everything on the level.
[/quote]

im not angry, just disappointed that you saw such low hanging fruit and just reached out and grabbed it

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



euphronius posted:

worst final fantasy area

this post triggered me more than anything I remember

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Pyrotoad posted:

Ninja turtles this ninja turtles that, nobody remembers the extreme dinosaurs :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI__EW_fPJs

no, i remember, it's just why bother

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

dude .... your dad is Donald trump

jr's dumber than his father

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



jarofpiss posted:

i would go so far to say as every single white millenial is an extreme racist

Bootsy Collins is an extreme bassist

not to be confused w Pat Badger, who is an Extreme bassist

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



super mario rpg is the greatest final fantasy

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
literally any single person should 100% be furious if one of their employees called them a 'loving moron', especially with as public as their jobs are. It is probably the most defensible fire Trump will ever get.

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