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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

jarofpiss posted:

im not angry, just disappointed that you saw such low hanging fruit and just reached out and grabbed it

Yeah, it definitely wasn't art. I'm not an excellent comedy man, so low-hanging fruit is sometimes all I've got to work with. :blush:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

dude .... your dad is Donald trump

*suppressing the beatings over the years with welled up tears in his eyes* "I know, shut up, I know okay."

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


my type of climax

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Pyrotoad posted:

Ninja turtles this ninja turtles that, nobody remembers the extreme dinosaurs :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI__EW_fPJs

Toy manufacturers would try anything those days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ABhmCSI_w

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pyrotoad posted:

Ninja turtles this ninja turtles that, nobody remembers the extreme dinosaurs :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI__EW_fPJs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA4o6WhJO-A

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

euphronius posted:

an interesting theological distinction

"it is not what goes into a man's gun which murders people; but what comes out of his gun that murders people." - Armaments, 14:88

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

gently caress the Indians forever for not closing on that lead, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwSGLjvk6sE

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GobiasIndustries posted:

literally any single person should 100% be furious if one of their employees called them a 'loving moron', especially with as public as their jobs are. It is probably the most defensible fire Trump will ever get.

I'm not sure people should demand that kind of fealty from their employees. Like, if you own a big company and get pissed because the guys in the mailroom think you're a moron, you're being a jerk.

Although in this case, yeah, it makes sense.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Durf posted:

Toy manufacturers would try anything those days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ABhmCSI_w


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkOh1-HunRk

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

euphronius posted:

lol .... your dad is Donald trump

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Durf posted:

Toy manufacturers would try anything those days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ABhmCSI_w

the 90s were a cultural desert

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Durf posted:

Toy manufacturers would try anything those days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ABhmCSI_w

haha gently caress i loved those toys when i was a kid. i think my mom got a shitload of them for me from a dollar bin at some department store

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Who has that gif of the thunkface soldier banging a knife and fork on a tape with PISS TAPE?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Office Pig posted:

the 90s were a cultural desert

I'd argue that the decade that has dedicated itself to rebooting said desert is the worse

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gimme dat piss tape

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/916076549706780672

everyone should have the right to shoot off my dick and rear end

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

literally any single person should 100% be furious if one of their employees called them a 'loving moron', especially with as public as their jobs are. It is probably the most defensible fire Trump will ever get.

actually, gently caress you bossman

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

I'd argue that the decade that has dedicated itself to rebooting said desert is the worse

yeah well

yeah






well

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


GobiasIndustries posted:

literally any single person should 100% be furious if one of their employees called them a 'loving moron', especially with as public as their jobs are. It is probably the most defensible fire Trump will ever get.

Tillerson isn't Trump's employee.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/916076549706780672

everyone should have the right to shoot off my dick and rear end

The executive branch already has too damned much power. I don't think that's a good idea.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



GobiasIndustries posted:

literally any single person should 100% be furious if one of their employees called them a 'loving moron', especially with as public as their jobs are. It is probably the most defensible fire Trump will ever get.

what if trump was like "aye mate it's a fair cop" and then he and Tillerson made out for a while

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viakZ1p30J8

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/916076549706780672

everyone should have the right to shoot off my dick and rear end

lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i dunno if i wanna play cuphead but the max fleischer art style is extremely my poo poo

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

fits my needs posted:

everyone should have the right to shoot off my dick and rear end

*waves tiny american flag*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

kaleedity posted:

this post triggered me more than anything I remember

I'm glad someone got it

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
So the NRA is going to support banning those bump stock things...is there going to be anyone who's gonna be like "oh no not my bump stocks!" even if the literal agents of Death in the living world want to ban them?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

im the token

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


The tough part about the "loving moron" thing is that it's just obliquely true. Trump himself is the only person who doesn't see it that way, his own people know, the media knows, Tillerson's only actual crime is breaking down enough to say a true thing. The problem is if Trump drew the line that anyone who thought he was a loving moron but kept it to themselves should also quit, he'd be working completely alone, so his cabinet by default is in the position of lying about what they think of him by default.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

she's running

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

quote:

Google employee sent Yiannopoulos a picture of a cartoon gingerbread man named “Gogy, the Googely Googler” that had been posted by a coffee machine to remind employees to tidy up. According to the Google employee, the sign had turned into an HR problem after employees were angered that Gogy was identified as male.



A Google spokesperson told BuzzFeed News the company has no record of Gogy or any related HR complaint.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




tom perez gave the clinton campaign the exact same advice so why's it shocking that a rapist would also be that bad

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Samurai Sanders posted:

So the NRA is going to support banning those bump stock things...is there going to be anyone who's gonna be like "oh no not my bump stocks!" even if the literal agents of Death in the living world want to ban them?

They are having record sales right now, because of course.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

in Westeros they call her Sister Khaleesi

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

So the NRA is going to support banning those bump stock things...is there going to be anyone who's gonna be like "oh no not my bump stocks!" even if the literal agents of Death in the living world want to ban them?

scalise, apparently

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Samurai Sanders posted:

So the NRA is going to support banning those bump stock things...is there going to be anyone who's gonna be like "oh no not my bump stocks!" even if the literal agents of Death in the living world want to ban them?

bump stocks flying off the shelves.jpeg

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

prefect posted:

I'm not sure people should demand that kind of fealty from their employees. Like, if you own a big company and get pissed because the guys in the mailroom think you're a moron, you're being a jerk.

Although in this case, yeah, it makes sense.

Yeah I probably, as usual, wasn't super eloquent. Like, employees don't need to like you and getting negative reviews sucks but when they've got such a public role and aren't denying they called you a loving moron...that's kind of a problem.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Al! posted:

i dunno if i wanna play cuphead but the max fleischer art style is extremely my poo poo

:same:

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BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
i don't know if it makes a man more admirable or more detestable to be against gun control after getting his dick and rear end shot off

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