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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

petit choux posted:

That's p heckin cheap if u ask me

that's one of the most infuriating things about bribery, like you can buy a politician to introduce and pass a bill that gives you a hundred million in profits for 10 or 20 k

lobbying and campaign contributions have the highest roi of any investment most businesses can make

campaign finance needs a complete rework, like, natural persons only, $100 tops

also, "issue" ads are political ads

also, ban all political ads outside of a 1-month window before the election

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
i swear this is english but im not totally sure

https://twitter.com/Sh4dEeKaT/status/916081517624950786

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Trump is... Bad

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



remember when killing nazis was a politically safer thing for games to do than killing zombies

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ceviche is good

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



options:

1. tillerson is gone
2. we launch on korea
3. piss tape is revealed and trump seizes control of the country leading a military coup
4. absolutely nothing

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
lol the state run liquor stores in NC are now scanning driver's licenses when you buy stuff. it includes the number of visits.

lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


2DCAT posted:

Trump is... Bad

Please respect office tyty

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

options:

1. tillerson is gone
2. we launch on korea
3. piss tape is revealed and trump seizes control of the country leading a military coup
4. absolutely nothing

lol @ trump seizing control of anything but he tweets

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

we are sooo gonna be going to war again

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/walldo/status/916085532404236288

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

gonna buy the hell outta this game

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

petit choux posted:

Somebody find that depression dog jpg ASAP

Yeah, I hosed up.

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope

It's almost if actions have consequences.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



[quote="“Duscat”" post="“477095817”"]
that’s one of the most infuriating things about bribery, like you can buy a politician to introduce and pass a bill that gives you a hundred million in profits for 10 or 20 k

lobbying and campaign contributions have the highest roi of any investment most businesses can make

campaign finance needs a complete rework, like, natural persons only, $100 tops

also, “issue” ads are political ads

also, ban all political ads outside of a 1-month window before the election
[/quote]

yeah bribing elected officials has an insane ROI and thats the primary business development strategy of many of america's most profitable industries like finance, insurance, real estate, prescription drugs...

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Agrajag posted:

i swear this is english but im not totally sure

https://twitter.com/Sh4dEeKaT/status/916081517624950786

"there are bad people on both sides"

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
lol just lol if we preemptively strike and spark ww3

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

options:

1. tillerson is gone
2. we launch on korea
3. piss tape is revealed and trump seizes control of the country leading a military coup
4. absolutely nothing

apparently trump summoned tillerson to the wh

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

omfg trump is jonesin for a war...

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Agrajag posted:

i swear this is english but im not totally sure

https://twitter.com/Sh4dEeKaT/status/916081517624950786

scumdog leechinaire

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Duscat posted:

that's one of the most infuriating things about bribery, like you can buy a politician to introduce and pass a bill that gives you a hundred million in profits for 10 or 20 k

lobbying and campaign contributions have the highest roi of any investment most businesses can make

campaign finance needs a complete rework, like, natural persons only, $100 tops

also, "issue" ads are political ads

also, ban all political ads outside of a 1-month window before the election

its not really the traffic in money that matters

its more the favors that work each way

being able to say you're going to bring jobs into a district is where the real power is

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/politicalwire/status/916086052804268032

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
living deadgoon

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Trump is going to start some huge war for the sole reason his brain will tell him it will give him the 99% approval rating he knows in his heart of hearts he deserves.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



NofrikinfuN posted:

That was written by Trump, wasn't it?

it was written by his doting secretary, Dottie Rump

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Trump nukes Bethesda for releasing that tweet

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Office Pig posted:

apparently trump summoned tillerson to the wh

tillerson jared just isnt cuttin it i want u to take over all his jobs

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Agrajag posted:

i swear this is english but im not totally sure

https://twitter.com/Sh4dEeKaT/status/916081517624950786

almost all that guy's tweets are alex jones tier politics

I should get a loving stipend for subjecting myself to that poo poo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I feel very much the same way today that I felt back in October 2016

"just get it over with, my God, I'm sick of all this poo poo already"

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


"whatever" - Squall

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tbh im surprised ol rexy has lasted this long since he's one of those low-energy types

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
lmao jared is soo gonna be sec of state

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

:stoked:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

And my only thought is: Good. gently caress that rear end in a top hat.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Duscat posted:

that's one of the most infuriating things about bribery, like you can buy a politician to introduce and pass a bill that gives you a hundred million in profits for 10 or 20 k

lobbying and campaign contributions have the highest roi of any investment most businesses can make

campaign finance needs a complete rework, like, natural persons only, $100 tops

also, "issue" ads are political ads

also, ban all political ads outside of a 1-month window before the election

Vic Korhing, an Alaska state legislator convicted during the Veco case that eventually implicated Ted Stevens, sold his vote on an oil bill for $700 and a bag of hamburgers.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

I feel very much the same way today that I felt back in October 2016

"just get it over with, my God, I'm sick of all this poo poo already"

the grinning death kicks back another shot and tosses a penny to the laughing death

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