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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
trump gets two phones

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

deadgoon posted:

this thread is gross most of the time

good

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love to piss

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:pisstape:
\

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

wow that is... thats beautiful

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

:pisstape:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



[quote="“old.flv”" post="“477105632”"]
I’m sure this was already posted but this seems good

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trms-exclusive-secret-service-bans-mobile-devices-in-west-wing-1063937603886
[/quote]

is this a trick to make trump never go to work because he'd have to stop using twitter for a fee minutes

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

how is there not a piss tape thread tag yet

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Fallen Hamprince posted:

how is there not a piss tape thread tag yet

no other thread would get posts ever again

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I've never been more sure that in 6 months we will literally be worshiping the piss tape

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


financially racist posted:

lmao trump is gonna fire tillerson and then invade north korea, iran and puerto rico

Trump is gonna do what Alex Jones thought jade helm was

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Flat Daddy posted:

I love to piss

I love to clap

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

no its not it makes me want to vomit hot piss!!!!!!!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I think Trump will want to fire Rex but the rumored "suicide pact" with Rex, Mnuchin and Mattis will say "just try it, rear end in a top hat" and he'll settle for firing... let's say Ryan Zinke

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



[quote="“Epic High Five”" post="“477105695”"]
I’ve never been more sure that in 6 months we will literally be worshiping the piss tape
[/quote]

:wrong: no false idols before orb

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
hi


i'm going to start posting blade runner 2049 spoilers itt starting now

avert your eyes

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

:wrong: no false idols before orb

the piss tape is orb

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
[spoilers]harrison ford has bitch tits[/spoilers]

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Uncle Wemus posted:

flag on the moon.... how did it get there?

a man's car

a woman's purse

a thin plot

endlessly repeated

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Piss Tape is The Orb is The Little Rocket Man

holy trinity biiiitch

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
somebody please make a piss-tape gang tag

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

skaboomizzy posted:

I think Trump will want to fire Rex but the rumored "suicide pact" with Rex, Mnuchin and Mattis will say "just try it, rear end in a top hat" and he'll settle for firing... let's say Ryan Zinke

zinke sucks on his own bulging horse face so that'd be okay by me

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
[spoilers]there are a lot of titties other than harrison ford's in the movie[/spoilers]

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
incidentally ryan zinke is having an affair with mike pence

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Luv 2 inject hot piss directly into my eyeballs

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

skaboomizzy posted:

I think Trump will want to fire Rex but the rumored "suicide pact" with Rex, Mnuchin and Mattis will say "just try it, rear end in a top hat" and he'll settle for firing... let's say Ryan Zinke

i hope he fires ben carson and then the belt story turns out to be so true that we get Pootie Tang in real life.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
[spoilers]unfortunately there is no megalith in the movie with TRUMP on it[/spoilers]

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Maybe Trump could fire Rex Ryan because he's also a Rex who sucks at his new job

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
青空失禁!!おもらし母 小田切あや 40歳

不仲な母と息子が飛び散るおもらしで通じ合う!

Blue Sky Incontinence!! Peeing Mama - Otaki Aya - 40 years old

The mother and son who don’t get along learn to understand each other through piss flying in the air!

Catalog: HONE-146 / Maker: Center Village

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
gently caress ryan zinke the fake piece of poo poo

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
its what trump never had

a sad story

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a MESS

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
[spoilers]but the water in 2049 los angeles is hugely bigly contaminated and it's probably all piss[/spoilers]

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
nice sig

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

That sig is glorious.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
trump gonna have someone fire Rex as soon as he's safely on the plane to where ever he's golfing this weekend

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
basically blade runner is a world where trump won and all this was predicted by ridley scott in 1982, he just got the timeline a little too condensed but 2049 sounds about right as far as when the world will be an utter wasteland ghetto shithole for all but the .001%

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
when zinke had one of his dumb folksy photo ops shoveling snow in D.C. he refused the plastic shovel he was offered, insisting instead on the metal shovel he brought with him, and scratched the poo poo out of marble stairs at one of the memorials

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