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Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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'Looming tariffs' being those that Trump campaigned on implementing?

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Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
"Thoughts and prayers" without doing something about the problem is literally blasphemy by the way. Like half of Isaiah is about this.

Keiya fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Oct 6, 2017

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Thoughts and prayers = Don't forget about me today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!
If you're not communicating your thoughts and prayers directly to a victim or family member of a victim who needs to be comforted, saying "thoughts and prayers" is functionally equivalent to saying nothing

The only actual difference between saying "thoughts and prayers" and saying nothing is that one of them involves people you know seeing how pious you are

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I don't even really care too much about people that have to tweet thoughts and prayers into the void. It's the garbage politicians, pundits, and lobbyists that do it and then IMMEDIATELY shut down any attempts to think about maybe stopping the next tragedy from occurring. Those people are the real scum.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Pants Donkey posted:

Apparently bump stocks were legalized under Obama so expect a pivot to "Obama the Gun Nut" so fast we'll all get whiplash.

Reviewed by ATF and determined to not break any laws. Distinct from 'legalized'

Basically they said, yep, that's make it through the loophole.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
My thoughts are that guns are bad; my prayers are that they get banned.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

The jackass is an appropriate logo for the Lefty ‘progressive’ Democrats. They continually make fools of themselves while pursuing their Anti-American agenda. They are rear end clowns and a disgrace to our country.

They are pouring out of their clown cars virtue signaling while demanding an end to our Second Amendment. That’s not going to happen without a Civil War.

The jackasses keep clowning around and spouting ridiculous statements.

Take a look at what Nancy Sinatra tweeted:
“The murderous members of the NRA should face a firing squad…”

The insane clowns are calling for violence and death. This is straight out of a Stephen King novel.

I may draw more clown cartoons. It deserves an entire series. Many Hollywood, sports and the corporate media personalities deserve to be ridiculed. We need to mock their sanctimony and show them for what they are—rear end clowns.

—Ben Garrison

e: Ben added more to the quote

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Oct 6, 2017

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Hillary is a monster from beyond space and time, AGC

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Iron Crowned posted:

Hillary is a monster from beyond space and time, AGC
We All Vote Down Here

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3W1BiUjp0

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

What the gently caress is Garrison even talking about?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

RoboRodent posted:

What the gently caress is Garrison even talking about?

Look at those clowns in Congress. What a bunch of clowns.
Including known Clowngressperson, Barack Obama.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


RoboRodent posted:

What the gently caress is Garrison even talking about?

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. That they made, with a 3d printer, with their remaining hand.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Garrison: Hillary and Obama are part of the deep state and have masterminded every major event of the last 20 years
Also Garrison: They are also clowns

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

RoboRodent posted:

What the gently caress is Garrison even talking about?

I'm going to draw people I don't like funny.

In my profession of satirical an metaphorical pictographs.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What a surprisingly sparse offering from Garrison. Not even the shoe.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Bernie the Clown looks pretty happy with his job compared to the other three. Is that a coincidence or is Garrison one of those "well he's batshit crazy but at least he says what he believes" types?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!
What exactly is "calling for violence and death" a reference to? I know he just wanted to draw them as clowns, but that line sounds like he's trying to refer to something specific and assuming everybody else reads the same right-wing blogs he does.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

loquacius posted:

What exactly is "calling for violence and death" a reference to? I know he just wanted to draw them as clowns, but that line sounds like he's trying to refer to something specific and assuming everybody else reads the same right-wing blogs he does.

My best guess is he's planning to retire from politoons and just draw clowns forever

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Garrison updated his :words:, I edited my post to reflect the new ramblings


Kirschen:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison updated his :words:, I edited my post to reflect the new ramblings

that is the dumbest thing in the world to get mad about and Nancy Sinatra isn't even a politician

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison updated his :words:, I edited my post to reflect the new ramblings


Kirschen:


What's all that white poo poo around Shuldig's mouth in the last two panels? Kirschen forgot to color it in

Also I hate that I know that dumbass character's name.

JerikTelorian
Jan 19, 2007



Trogdos! posted:

Garrison updated his :words:, I edited my post to reflect the new ramblings


Kirschen:


I guess it's too much effort to even flood-fill faces?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:




e: Ben added more to the quote

*that clip from the It remake but with a Hillary speech instead of the normal music*

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon:


This guy really needs to quit "drawing" comics and just get a blog.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


JerikTelorian posted:

I guess it's too much effort to even flood-fill faces?

It looks like he sucked off Bibi nethanyahu between frames. :roflolmao:

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Trogdos! posted:




e: Ben added more to the quote

“Garrison” posted:

The insane clowns are calling for violence and death. This is straight out of a Stephen King novel.

Noted conservative Stephen King.


DariusLikewise posted:

Garrison: Hillary and Obama are part of the deep state and have masterminded every major event of the last 20 years
Also Garrison: They are also clowns

:umberto:

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
These clown dems are clowning around in congress trying to destroy our American Constitution. Maybe they should get back in their clown cars and drive back to the circus where they belong.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

DariusLikewise posted:

Garrison: Hillary and Obama are part of the deep state and have masterminded every major event of the last 20 years
Also Garrison: They are also clowns

They masterminded Trump being the President? Or is he the noble underdog defeating the conspiracy.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Bombadilillo posted:

They masterminded Trump being the President? Or is he the noble underdog defeating the conspiracy.

Trump defeated the Deep State by circumventing all their election rigging with manliness?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Watch out, libs, Ben Garrison might draw a whole series of people as clowns. I'm not sure America can take that level of wit. :ohdear:

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


JerikTelorian posted:

I guess it's too much effort to even flood-fill faces?
Israel finished just before panel 3?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

the_steve posted:

Look at those clowns in Congress. What a bunch of clowns.

How does it keep up with the news like that?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Trogdos! posted:




e: Ben added more to the quote

Our current president has his face caked in makeup, constantly makes a fool of himself, drives around in a little golf cart, has big oversize clown pants and a tie, and uses his tiny hands for comedic effect. He also invents words to make his vocabulary even funnier, and sometimes will mix up words or say really goofy things for no reason.

Yeah he went a little too edgy and works blue a lot, but Trump is a clown in the most classic sense. He's obviously studied fools and jesters throughout history and has decided to share his talent with the world on the biggest stage possible.

Also he hasn't tweeted yet today. Is he dead on the toilet or is Tillerson currently choking the life out of him before getting escorted from the WH?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Lord Hydronium posted:

Watch out, libs, Ben Garrison might draw a whole series of people as clowns. I'm not sure America can take that level of wit. :ohdear:

Unable to handle being owned so severely, Obama resigns in disgrace.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Unable to handle being owned so severely, Obama resigns in disgrace.

He'll never win reelection after this! :ohdear:

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
I sure hope the left can survive that choke slam Ben delivered unto one of its most powerful stars, Nancy Sinatra.



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Patriots fighting to rekindle the flame of our founding fathers to a Michael Bay soundtrack, that's who!


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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bump-fire-stock-gun-buyers-didnt-care-until-now/


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http://www.wxyz.com/news/news-photo-gallery/photo-gallery-detroit-robocop-statue-coming-to-life#id0


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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



"Mandatory morality"? So Lester hates "big gubmint", but he wants the government to mandate that people adhere to arbitrary moral standards.

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