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brugroffil posted:yeah that was the whole gag, "who gives a poo poo, great, you're a pickle. we know you did this because you're a dick and you're skipping out on therapy. later" "i too am a huge misanthropic dipshit that hates everything and thinks im smarter than i actually am!"
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Former Everything posted:no u see this time the leftist movement is real and strong and my friend and definitely not infinitely outnumbered by a reactionary media-soured population who leftists currently pretend will embrace socialism if you just talk to them about it #wegotthis :roseemoji: why is the suck zone leaking again looks at buttons
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prefect posted:Think about a guy with a realdoll. Do you want him out in society? No, you do not. You want him to stay at home and take out his problems on his plastic friend. I always wanted a realdoll that I could pose on the couch like it's watching tv so I could stomp into my apartment, drop my bags and go, "God drat you would not BELIEVE the poo poo I just saw go down in Target. I. CAN'T. EVEN." My cats are getting tired of hearing it and by the time I tell a friend, I'm not mad enough to do it justice anymore.
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except he originally said she was until he edited the story to remove her without retraction, and also people found a bunch of tweets saying she loved milo and ann coulter, and also we don't know who was on his email list
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Former Everything posted:lol this is why the "leftists are winning" narrative itt (and others) is going to provide the most comedy over the next 13 months wendy's sir a drive-through this is
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triple sulk posted:people who watch rick and morty are children don't you play a bunch of trading card games
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/916381336474185728 jesus. thats some cult poo poo right there.
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why would you ever choose a realdoll over a waifu
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YOU A loving HAT posted:I always wanted a realdoll that I could pose on the couch like it's watching tv so I could stomp into my apartment, drop my bags and go, "God drat you would not BELIEVE the poo poo I just saw go down in Target. I. CAN'T. EVEN."
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Zyla posted:why is the suck zone leaking again the suck zone would run this guy out on a rail
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triple sulk posted:people who watch rick and morty are children it's a good show  but like most things its fanbase loving sucks
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Or they want to pretend they're loving a corpse. Who knows.
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YOU A loving HAT posted:I always wanted a realdoll that I could pose on the couch like it's watching tv so I could stomp into my apartment, drop my bags and go, "God drat you would not BELIEVE the poo poo I just saw go down in Target. I. CAN'T. EVEN." What did you name yours?
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Al! posted:except he originally said she was until he edited the story to remove her without retraction, and also people found a bunch of tweets saying she loved milo and ann coulter, and also we don't know who was on his email list oh ok Nuzzi's always been an empty access journalist idiot imo so no skin off my back
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brugroffil posted:This is like a January trump thread post, vintage callback. former everything posts like a guy who just found out democrats are bad
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deadgoon posted:the funny part of pickle rick was that morty was not impressed with pickle rick idk why people want pickle rick exosuit merchandise the best part of that episode was the therapy scenes
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Al-Saqr posted:America is loving amazing at finding ways to be wrong lmao what did deray think the fbi was originally for
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Al! posted:former everything posts like a guy who just found out democrats are bad democrats.....bad??? 
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FactsAreUseless posted:Or they want to pretend they're loving a corpse. Who knows. the answer may surprise you
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FactsAreUseless posted:You joke, but the reason people buy these things instead of just dick sleeves or whatever is that they want the illusion of companionship. so low tech though, japan has already moved on to those digital wives that look like tiny women trapped in internet-enabled coffee makers that send you texts at work about how they miss you
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Former Everything posted:lol this is why the "leftists are winning" narrative itt (and others) is going to provide the most comedy over the next 13 months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Afvt0o3yE
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brugroffil posted:I dunno, I recently binged through that show. How the gently caress could anyone idolize Trump? He's clearly a complete rear end in a top hat who fucks things up constantly from Ep. 1.
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triple sulk posted:why would you ever choose a realdoll over a waifu *Grabs a pen and paper* Tell me what you'd put in the Waifu pro column.
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Serf posted:the suck zone would run this guy out on a rail whoa guys looks like we got some semblance of suck zone pride going on here *phones the nc police* *nc police dont answer, too drunk/stoned*
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Former Everything posted:no u see this time the leftist movement is real and strong and my friend and definitely not infinitely outnumbered by a reactionary media-soured population who leftists currently pretend will embrace socialism if you just talk to them about it #wegotthis :roseemoji: 🌹
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:so low tech though, japan has already moved on to those digital wives that look like tiny women trapped in internet-enabled coffee makers that send you texts at work about how they miss you I too would like my appliances to remind me that I haven't diddled them lately
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Oxxidation posted:the world is thrashing itself to death because everyone everywhere is a mob of aggrieved infants constantly looking to make others hurt as much as they do yeah why cant all the dumbass liberal activists accept that its only natural for some people to have a better life than others its not, like, because white men are privileged, its because being black or being a woman just naturally sucks dont try to make other peoples lives less comfortable just to make urself feel better!!!!!!!
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Al! posted:former everything posts like a guy who just found out democrats are bad *tim allen awrroooOOO???? but 20 minutes long*
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Former Everything posted:lol this is why the "leftists are winning" narrative itt (and others) is going to provide the most comedy over the next 13 months It's always nice when a poster has the revelation again You'll stop falling into the briar patch every other news cycle and then climbing out through the thorns when you realize this has been true since Reagan at absolute latest, and the collapse of the facade that there was ever a "game" to begin with is a good thing in the long run
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what i posted doesnt work as satire if oxxidation is a trumpist tho
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Iron Crowned posted:I too would like my appliances to remind me that I haven't diddled them lately I don't need that feature because I am a generous lover to all my kitchenware.
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holy gently caress what the poo poo he's actually dying isn't he
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YOU A loving HAT posted:I always wanted a realdoll that I could pose on the couch like it's watching tv so I could stomp into my apartment, drop my bags and go, "God drat you would not BELIEVE the poo poo I just saw go down in Target. I. CAN'T. EVEN." https://i.imgur.com/quKG79r.gifv
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Duscat posted:just lol if u don't open palm slam one of these to make every post oh, it's the bad enter key shape
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Oxxidation posted:the world is thrashing itself to death because boomers everywhere are a mob of aggrieved infants constantly looking to make others hurt as much as they do
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