TRUMP285: aloo akbar which literally translates to potatoes are the greatest

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

angerbeet posted:

Have you guys considered like, just not being America anymore

canada isn't very good at that but even that small degree of seperation from america has worked wonders for us

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

Have you guys considered like, just not being America anymore

invade us canada, everyone's so focused on the mexican wall no one will ever know

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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

angerbeet posted:

Have you guys considered like, just not being America anymore

workin on it

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

*cares about posting actual photos of Steven Bannon*

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

lol this is why the "day crew is winning" narrative itt (and others) is going to provide the most comedy over the next 13 months

pretending that vile/boosted/etc are just weird wacky one-offs that are against the centrist tide overtaking america is going to make November 2018 pretty darn devastating for some people

the executive branch, the legislative branch, the judicial branch, and all influential media outlets are either currently owned, partnering with, or surrendering to video game ethicists bent on sucking the last few drops of cum into their perfectly incel balls

there is no movement

it is already nite

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:46

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

a helpful bear posted:

we are fast approaching the friday witching hour

place your bets:

a. tillerson fired
b. kelly demoted to busboy
c. nuke north korea
d. all of the above

nothing

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:47

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

we are fast approaching the friday witching hour

place your bets:

a. tillerson fired
b. kelly demoted to busboy
c. nuke north korea
d. all of the above

i'm holding onto my money today because i have no idea what's gonna happen

it's Calm Week, the big finale might even be calm silence for the first time in months

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

oh i see he's mad at liberals

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

you do know that everyone here regularly makes fun of #theresistance or whatever right

you're dropping truth bombs about obvious things

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

* smashes glass that says "EMERGENCY MILK" *

boys this aint gonna be enough

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

rick, trump, and Mitty

ed: w/e autocorrect im leaving it

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

#RESISTODDSTARNES

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

honestly i dont even remember what i means to drink milk anymore

i dont remember anything that's more than 10 years ago (5 hours real time)

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

can u go back to 2015 and warn them about 9/11

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Serf: May 5, 2011

haha holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidUzumeri/status/916387192368484363

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Office Pig posted:

invade us canada, everyone's so focused on the mexican wall no one will ever know

my posts are invading your eyeballs as we speak

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Office Pig posted:

invade us canada, everyone's so focused on the mexican wall no one will ever know

if only scott walker had won and built the wall with canada

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Serf: May 5, 2011

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

we gotta do this little thing called work. you probably haven't done any before, so it's cool if you haven't heard of it

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:49

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Serf posted:

haha holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidUzumeri/status/916387192368484363

lmao

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Serf posted:

we gotta do this little thing called work. you probably haven't done any before, so it's cool if you haven't heard of it

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Serf posted:

haha holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidUzumeri/status/916387192368484363

that seems more like a deterent

hey kids remmeber this really cool skyscraper in your flashy books? well tough poo poo you get to work in this gray cement building with gray walls

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

I'm pretty sure Disney has been working with arms dealers since World War II

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Serf posted:

we gotta do this little thing called work. you probably haven't done any before, so it's cool if you haven't heard of it

please dont throw around words like 'we'

thanks

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

haha holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidUzumeri/status/916387192368484363

https://twitter.com/an_gremlin/status/916387988392706048

a-hyuck

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:50

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

mormonpartyboat posted:

can u go back to 2015 and warn them about 9/11

I saw a Whitest Kids U Know where they stopped 9/11 but it turned out to be bad so they saved 9/11, which is why I think what you're suggesting here is violence.

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SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Al! posted:

https://twitter.com/pftompkins/status/848982344111280130

a helpful bear posted:

whoa guys looks like we got some semblance of suck zone pride going on here

*phones the nc police*

*nc police dont answer, too drunk/stoned*

...abuh? *nods off*

thanks to vanisher for the dope av

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Serf posted:

haha holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidUzumeri/status/916387192368484363

boy i sure am glad i ~~stopped~~ never read cape comics

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Start building a parallel state

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

just lol at this office lights on at night

gotta work to keep the new fancy bombs and bomb delivery rolling out, kids

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/xieish/status/916298916190179328

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

angerbeet posted:

Have you guys considered like, just not being America anymore

wait we can just not be america? why has no one told us this before

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

nice meltdown

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Nonsense posted:

I'm pretty sure Disney has been working with arms dealers since World War II

the little mermaid was a parable about being disarmed by the tentacles of big government and losing your voice

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:50

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

we are fast approaching the friday witching hour

place your bets:

a. tillerson fired
b. kelly demoted to busboy
c. nuke north korea
d. all of the above

I bet "Survivor of las Vegas blames trump" and he calls the survivor names on Twitter.

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lawman 0 posted:

Start building a parallel state

thats the idea!!!!!!!

# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:51

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

I'm pretty sure Disney has been working with arms dealers since World War II

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C there is nothing else, war is forever

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/xieish/status/916298916190179328

we need a level beyond nuclear take

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

...abuh? *nods off*

holy smoke shups is up before 2AM????

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

by the way tomorrow's the one-year anniversary of the pussy tape

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deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

communism will win

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