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NoneMoreNegative posted:$613,427 USD total funds raised sad … this is my third scammed project. This will be my final investment.
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I'm the no-fan picoprojector that clearly has a fan in the top left corner of the image
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overdesigned posted:I'm the no-fan picoprojector that clearly has a fan in the top left corner of the image 
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Endless Mike posted:y'all all I want a fucken house drone to do is bring me a fucken beer. get the gently caress on it sv this is a solved problem but it's a bit more substantial than a lil flying drone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Cq0sy4TBs
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FormatAmerica posted:It looks and sounds like it's supposed to be used as an automated defense drone that lands and woodchippers the heads of its targets. this is so surreal
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FormatAmerica posted:It looks and sounds like it's supposed to be used as an automated defense drone that lands and woodchippers the heads of its targets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVeYgXYoaz8&t=105s
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Do you love the sound of loud fans? Do you wish you could have that sound, on demand, in your own home? Then this kickstater is for you!
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Glorgnole posted:this is a solved problem but it's a bit more substantial than a lil flying drone there's a guy that rigged a mini fridge to throw a beer at his couch at the push of a button poo poo owned
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until it can desecrate a hotdog with ketchup i'm not interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
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hackbunny posted:this is so surreal
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it looks like a viral trailer for some sci fi movie
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Cocoa Crispies posted:until it can desecrate a hotdog with ketchup i'm not interested the automato is a national treasure
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N0DGA00/ fidget standing desk mat
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bring back national work projects because everyone just wants fair and honest work outside like a hyooman in the world but until then please prime-ship me some lumpenplastic for my feet, jeffry bez!
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hifi posted:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N0DGA00/ fidget standing desk mat Probably Ergonomic (tm)
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lorf; the IndieGogo has another thousand-percent funded personal projector / speaker, it doesn't look as scammy as the last one but that's no proof... However, this promotional item made me lol yes I'm sure this will go down well in the bar you millennials are drinking in 
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Clint held up the sonic grenade and tapped the "+" marking, sending waves of pressure out of the device. While his compatriots frolicked in the small safe zone around the device, patrons beyond the radius were not so lucky.
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Spending your night out with one arm raised holding this device certainly sounds like a fun time
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on that same page there's a referral thing so you can spam everyone you know about a lovely projector with 854x480 res that almost lasts long enough for a whole movie
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Cocoa Crispies posted:Clint held up the sonic grenade and tapped the "+" marking, sending waves of pressure out of the device. While his compatriots frolicked in the small safe zone around the device, patrons beyond the radius were not so lucky. Oh you've played Shadowrun third edition too, then?
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hifi posted:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N0DGA00/ fidget standing desk mat im the massage mounds
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For Google car park campers: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1946545583/notel-ultimate-pickup-truck-and-suv-mobile-sleepin It looks like they've immediately abandoned it though? idk 
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MrMoo posted:For Google car park campers: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1946545583/notel-ultimate-pickup-truck-and-suv-mobile-sleepin i'm pretty sure that car grab bars and headrests aren't designed to support several hundred pounds of pressure for many hours straight
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MrMoo posted:For Google car park campers: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1946545583/notel-ultimate-pickup-truck-and-suv-mobile-sleepin ugh this is the worst bioshock level
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https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/quote:Librem 5, the phone that focuses on security by design and privacy protection by default. Running Free/Libre and Open Source software and a GNU+Linux Operating System designed to create an open development utopia, rather than the walled gardens from all other phone providers.
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great the yeelong leemobile
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moron izzard posted:Yearly glowforge update: they have been shipping for a few months. Slowly. People seem generally pleased with their basics - though software maturity is holding back some features still (including some major ones for the pro, like indexing for the pssthrough slot). Their current estimate is to have all initial backers (first 30 days) shipped by the end of October. However, their definition of shipping has become vague over the past few months. Update: their October update did announce a delay. But they delayed the specific delays to this week, where they are directly emailing each person and telling them how long they’ll wait. they STILL are claiming most folk from the 30 day preorder will get theirs this month. They’re on day 14 of basic and day 6 of pro orders now. Also they just canceled the orders from about 20 different countries because these dorks still are incredibly cheap when it comes to shipping https://community.glowforge.com/t/sad-news-for-some-international-backers/12677
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/aircon-watch-the-world-s-first-personal-a-c-watch six thousand percent funded
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/aircon-watch-the-world-s-first-personal-a-c-watch air con indeed
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:air con indeed lomarf they should have made the unit name A-Con and it would still have sold like crazy.
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:air con indeed
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okay, so it's just a peltier unit and a battery in a watch strap? the 400mAh battery they specify stores around 1.46 watt-hours (5300J) of energy if there are no losses a human being who eats 2000kcal of food energy per day releases about 100 watts of energy continuously, on average (Wachowski & Wachowski, "The Matrix", 1999). the heating unit of this watch, it is claimed, runs for up to 8 hours. luckily, turning electrical energy into heat is a perfectly efficient process (although getting it into the person's body is another question), so we can determine that the watch emits around 180 milliwatts of heat over that 8 hour period. so the watch adds an additional 0.18% to the person's normal metabolic heat. or, to put it another way, the 5300 joules contained in the battery is energetically equivalent to 1.25 kilocalories -- approximately as much energy as in 10 grains of rice (1/3 gram). the cooling situation is even worse, because peltiers are notoriously inefficient heat pumps. i'd guess at best you might see a fifth as much cooling power, 30-50 milliwatts or so.
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Sagebrush posted:so the watch adds an additional 0.18% to the person's normal metabolic heat. or, to put it another way, the 5300 joules contained in the battery is energetically equivalent to 1.25 kilocalories -- approximately as much energy as in 10 grains of rice (1/3 gram). aha! but we're taking advantage of the... uh... *scrambles for old lifehack* uh... pulse points! that's right, we're cooling off the wrist blood and it goes around the body to cool it off!! this somehow invalidates the energy math writ large
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Well a couple rare earth magnets (all natural ingredients) in the watch strap will attract blood (blood contains iron and copper you see) and something about body rhythms to solve that.
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they should just sell heatsinks you mount on your body
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bitcoin miner / personal heater
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I went looking for some more deconstructions of this Con unit and there's a whole reddit of bad crowdfunds https://www.reddit.com/r/shittykickstarters/
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JawnV6 posted:aha! but we're taking advantage of the... uh... *scrambles for old lifehack* theoretically you could gently caress with someone's perception of temperature and make them feel more warm or cold by strategically heating or cooling sensitive areas. I bet you could even get the body to overreact and actually cause skin temperatures to temporarily get colder or warmer as a result. this watch is a bunch of bullshit though.
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Shifty Pony posted:theoretically you could gently caress with ... this watch is a bunch of bullshit though.
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