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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Oh ok, i see.

Hotdog: (not me)

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

von Braun posted:

Oh ok, i see.

Hotdog: (not me)



See me after class >:(

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Elizabethan Error posted:

Salad dressing is a remnant of British war-time provisioning iirc. it's an attempt to make a mayo-like condiment without as many rationed ingredients

Is that not salad cream?

It was a staple of salads I ate when I was a kid visiting aunts and uncles Down the Country


(Only thing wrong is the lettuce - way way too fancy.)

The ultimate addition is tinned potato salad:



http://www.dailyedge.ie/irish-summer-salads-2193167-Jul2015/

Pookah has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Oct 7, 2017

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

von Braun posted:

Oh ok, i see.

Hotdog: (not me)



I thought the wires were coming out of the hotdog. It shook me there for a moment.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Give her some Sichuan peppercorns to chew on. ( I love doing that!)

Where would you even find those? I know of only a few Chinese restaurants in NYC that offer food with them, and they were banned from importation for a while.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They were never fully banned, they just had to be irradiated to kill the citrus blight. That's been over for a long time though. Amazon would be the easy source: https://www.amazon.com/Soeos-Authen...peppercorn&th=1

But if you're in NYC any Chinese grocery should have them.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

von Braun posted:

Oh ok, i see.

Hotdog: (not me)



Basically how I eat cheap hotdogs. Good ones get mostly mustard.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Grand Fromage posted:

They were never fully banned, they just had to be irradiated to kill the citrus blight. That's been over for a long time though. Amazon would be the easy source: https://www.amazon.com/Soeos-Authen...peppercorn&th=1

But if you're in NYC any Chinese grocery should have them.

Yeah i'm always able to find them in our Korean grocery store

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Okay, what are the Official Ketchup Rules for hot dogs and burgers? I love me a splash of ketchup on any burger that's greasy enough to run down my arm, but have been advised that this is vile and immoral.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer


So gross but so fuckin good.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

elise the great posted:

Okay, what are the Official Ketchup Rules for hot dogs and burgers? I love me a splash of ketchup on any burger that's greasy enough to run down my arm, but have been advised that this is vile and immoral.

The only ketchup rule: Unless you're making meatloaf, don't god damned use it.

If you're making meatloaf, it becomes a 'maybe' but certainly not necessary.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Put barbeque sauce on your meatloaf.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Schubalts posted:

Put barbeque sauce on your meatloaf.

Steak sauce works pretty good.

But yeah, don't ask anyone with cooking experience for ketchup tips, because the tip will always be "don't use it, you disgusting heathen".

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

bongwizzard posted:



So gross but so fuckin good.

That looks like a maggot ridden severed penis wtf are you eating

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

That looks like a maggot ridden severed penis wtf are you eating

A maggot ridden severed penis.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

beato posted:

A maggot ridden severed penis.

Anti Food Porn/ Food Fads: A maggot ridden severed penis.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Casu manzu

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Is that boudin? Oh god it's crying out for mustard and white bread

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

elise the great posted:

Is that boudin? Oh god it's crying out for mustard and white bread

If that's boudin then it's really poorly made holy poo poo

It looks like prosciutto wrapped something

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Grassy Knowles posted:

The only ketchup rule: Unless you're making meatloaf, don't god damned use it.

If you're making meatloaf, it becomes a 'maybe' but certainly not necessary.
It takes no time at all to throw together a dirt simple tomato relish and it improves the meatloaf by like 600% over splurting some Heinz on your meat.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I like ketchup and I don't care who knows!

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I like ketchup and I don't care who knows!

I blame you for this.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
I made chef jon's canele; bought too little bees wax, and should have pulled them ten minutes earlier, but even so, I suspect they're just inevitably ugly without a mold (taste decent though):

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Grassy Knowles posted:

I blame you for this.
Another victim of senseless violence.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grassy Knowles posted:

I blame you for this.

Come on, I'm not a monster.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Is this a sandwich?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

That looks like a wrap, which is a type of sandwich, so yes.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




KataraniSword posted:

Steak sauce works pretty good.

But yeah, don't ask anyone with cooking experience for ketchup tips, because the tip will always be "don't use it, you disgusting heathen".

I cook and I still enjoy condiments :thunk:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

You have opened a portal to the pizza dimension.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
My wife dated a guy who declared one day that "ketchup is childish" and the idea of someone doing that is hilarious.
It's like some extremely silly form of classism in the same way that kids judged each other based on Yikes pencils when I was young.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Ketchup is a sometimes food. I'll put it on eggs, but not on, like, steak.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ketchup is a sometimes food. I'll put it on eggs, but not on, like, steak.

You're a monster and should be driven into the sea. Ketchup is good on fries though tartar sauce is usually superior. It is also just fine on burgers.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
Ketchup is only for french fries, and even then only mixed with hot sauce or sprinkled with black pepper

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I hate French fries.


I feel like this is a dangerous place; have a distraction!

I found peak thread:


I also found your mom's favorite recipe:


Ketchup could only improve this:



Does this count as AFP?



e: I am the two whole loaves of weirdly stunted bread behind the hot dogs 'n corns.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Ketchup is good because it covered up the taste of my mum's cooking when I was a kid. And also twice a week now.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

elise the great posted:

Okay, what are the Official Ketchup Rules for hot dogs and burgers? I love me a splash of ketchup on any burger that's greasy enough to run down my arm, but have been advised that this is vile and immoral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

elise the great posted:

Okay, what are the Official Ketchup Rules for hot dogs and burgers? I love me a splash of ketchup on any burger that's greasy enough to run down my arm, but have been advised that this is vile and immoral.

The rule is, if you like ketchup use it on whatever you want.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Who on earth doesn't like ketchup? Like don't drown your food in it but it goes well with a shitload of things.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

KakerMix posted:

My wife dated a guy who declared one day that "ketchup is childish" and the idea of someone doing that is hilarious.
It's like some extremely silly form of classism in the same way that kids judged each other based on Yikes pencils when I was young.

your wife dated a guy from /ck/

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
Both ketchup and mustard on my fake meat dog.

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