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Malachite_Dragon posted:Make sure he's not crossing his fingers behind his back again He's totally crossing his fingers behind his back again.
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So, Mole Man has the proportional strength of a mole right? Wouldn't that exponential ratio be worse because the mole is larger than a spider?
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Oct 7, 2017 17:28
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mole man doesn't have any super powers. he's just really good at hitting people in the shins with a stick he is a genius and has bargain bin daredevil hearing tho
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Oct 7, 2017 17:32
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Manatee Cannon posted:mole man doesn't have any super powers. he's just really good at hitting people in the shins with a stick He thought himself how to fight with a stick. He is basically like the Star Wars Kid, only in the NSM universe that makes him like the Juggernaut.
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Oct 7, 2017 23:08
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"While you were out partying, I studied the stick"
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Samuringa posted:"While you were out partying, I studied the stick" Look man, we all masturbated in high school.
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Oct 8, 2017 03:23
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I think we all still study the stick in that regard.
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Oct 8, 2017 04:13
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Is that the reason his eyesight's so bad?
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Oct 8, 2017 07:33
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Uncle Moley just making GBS threads all over the very premise of Spider-Man is somehow deeply appropriate.
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Peter, you just fought with a sentient racoon against a space robot and got shrunk to the size of an insect before that. You've also worked with Thor multiple times. The Thor. Not 'A' Thor. And Melvin, quit being a  neckbeard. You are a literal Mole Man. How do you even know about that anyway?I think I hit terminal velocity with this storyline.
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Oct 8, 2017 07:42
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They're just gonna keep bickering while Tyrannus whithers into dust 
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Oct 8, 2017 07:43
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So he's magically enchanted to be unable to break a vow, except before it didn't count because he was crossing his fingers behind his back. God I love NSM.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:So he's magically enchanted to be unable to break a vow, except before it didn't count because he was crossing his fingers behind his back. Imperial vow: his promise with Kala was matrimonial. I would be looking forward to Mr T break this vow also but laws of NSM universe decree all conflict must be solved with minimal participation by Spidey. Tyrannicus actually keeping his vow for realsies this time (look we can see both his hands) is the best way to resolve this story.
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Oct 8, 2017 09:56
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If he does keep his word, that means he gets to continue ruling Subterranea and Melvin gets to move to the surface and marry Aunt May!
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Oct 8, 2017 10:04
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So much lampshading
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Tiggum posted:If he does keep his word, that means he gets to continue ruling Subterranea and Melvin gets to move to the surface and marry Aunt May! Hell loving yes. Keep your word, Tyrannus!
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Oct 8, 2017 11:45
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he's only vowing not to attack them he could still wreak havoc on the surface world perfectly fine
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someone awful. posted:he's only vowing not to attack them it's going to be this 
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Oct 8, 2017 14:36
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tbh that would result in actual superheros turning up to kerb him, so it would still work out.
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Wait, if he got eternal youth from Merlin, why does he need the Fountain in the first place? ... Did Merlin lease the Fountain?
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"Ahhhhh, after fifteen hundred years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!" *Ten minutes later, Tyrannus is lying face-down in a crater, the Avengers and Spidey standing in a circle around him* Cap: "Who was this guy anyway?"  : "Oh, just a centuries-old former Roman Emperor who's been granted immortality by Merlin. You know, regular stuff."Thor: "Thou art pulling mine leg." Random kid, shouting from the background: "Hey Spidey, why aren't you an Avenger?"
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Well he does have an army of monsters. Although that just brings up the question of how he manages to control them when the only power he is shown to have is not dying of old age.
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Ikasuhito posted:Well he does have an army of monsters. Although that just brings up the question of how he manages to control them when the only power he is shown to have is not dying of old age.
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Mikl posted:Random kid, shouting from the background: "Hey Spidey, why aren't you an Avenger?" 
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He's promised not to attack him, he said nothing about the structure they were in it totally doesn't count if he's just sealing them under rock, he didn't attack them, just the tunnel they happened to be in at the time
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Oh nooooooo
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Jerusalem posted:Oh nooooooo this never stops being funny to me. ever.
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The Unnamed One posted:Wait, if he got eternal youth from Merlin, why does he need the Fountain in the first place? If we go by the standard canon, he was banished to Subterranea by Merlin after an attempt to invade Camelot. He then discovered a cache of equipment made by the Deviants and while using it later just happened to discover the fountain of youth. They could go in a lot of crazy ways if they weren't obviously wrapping this up nicely (in a few months). Anything involving the Deviants would be taking us on the fast road to "Jack Kirby having a wild time", which the artist would probably enjoy.
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It's kind of a weird thing for Merlin to demand in exchange for eternal youth. "When you make a promise under these very specific circumstances, you must keep it for realsies! Agreed? Very well. Here is the Fountain of Youth. OK bye now."
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Spider-man has such weird story archs   It's weird when you find the comic strips that are part of the classics that I remember reading a _long_ time ago, like this one below; (My version) 
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Oct 8, 2017 23:04
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just casually namedropping merlin now i guesS?
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Begemot posted:They're just gonna keep bickering while Tyrannus whithers into dust 
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Whelp, he's dead.
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"I feel as if I've aged another week while we were having this conversation."
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So if he loses his hair from rapid aging, does it grow back immediately or is he going to look like a young chemo patient for a while?
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"I'll do what I can." Pray for Tyrannus.
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I wonder how much the artist hates drawing all those details on Tyrannus' aged face
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Don't know if it helps but Merlin existing is kind of a canon thing in Marvel. Maybe this means Black Knight is coming by next, but I hope not. Because he sucks.
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Scaramouche posted:Don't know if it helps but Merlin existing is kind of a canon thing in Marvel. Maybe this means Black Knight is coming by next, but I hope not. Because he sucks. Or maybe Captain Britain! Or... a DC crossover with The Demon?
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