NCAA Week 6 Aftermath: Boomer Sooner

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

If only I'd fought in a war or had to scrub feces, I"d never look at my phone again

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:06

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Shappa: Jan 22, 2005; You probably don't know her, she goes to a different school

Week 7 GDT: Helicopter fag parents

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Lessail posted:

Someone please beat SDSU and show their smug rear end fans a shred of hardship

It's called every year before 2011 you giant baby

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:22

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Zwabu posted:

Are we doomed to PSU being in the playoff? Is there any hope of the Buckeyes or Michigan saving us from such a fate?

PSU ain't played nobody (in the top 25) and just doesn't have the resume

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:23

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Yesterday was a good day of football.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:31

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Lessail posted:

Someone please beat SDSU and show their smug rear end fans a shred of hardship

They have to deal with the Chargers leaving them so there you go.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:37

Sir Thats Gross: May 27, 2006

buddhanc posted:

Enjoy this gem from the shaggy game thread:

"The crowd was lacking big time. Thought I was tuning into a high school game. Austin Millennials should be rounded up via pickup trucks with beer drinking rednecks and forced to scrub the guano poo poo from the stadium. I'm so tired of the "me" generation that my 17 year old son isn't allowed to look at his loving phone when he's at home. He has no Facebook account and I don't put up with any GD whining. It's their helicopter fag parents and liberals that created this touchy feely mess we have in Austin. A good war would change all of this imho."

Austin: The Hugging City

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:38

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

buddhanc posted:

Enjoy this gem from the shaggy game thread:

"The crowd was lacking big time. Thought I was tuning into a high school game. Austin Millennials should be rounded up via pickup trucks with beer drinking rednecks and forced to scrub the guano poo poo from the stadium. I'm so tired of the "me" generation that my 17 year old son isn't allowed to look at his loving phone when he's at home. He has no Facebook account and I don't put up with any GD whining. It's their helicopter fag parents and liberals that created this touchy feely mess we have in Austin. A good war would change all of this imho."

This dude unironically yes "RUN THE DANG BALL" at games. Also - we've been at war, fought by millennials for like 16 years now.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:39

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

buddhanc posted:

Enjoy this gem from the shaggy game thread:

"The crowd was lacking big time. Thought I was tuning into a high school game. Austin Millennials should be rounded up via pickup trucks with beer drinking rednecks and forced to scrub the guano poo poo from the stadium. I'm so tired of the "me" generation that my 17 year old son isn't allowed to look at his loving phone when he's at home. He has no Facebook account and I don't put up with any GD whining. It's their helicopter fag parents and liberals that created this touchy feely mess we have in Austin. A good war would change all of this imho."

What % chance do you think there is that this motherfucker would go sign up for a war, or for that matter been in a physical confrontation with anyone or anything in his entire life?

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:47

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

https://twitter.com/DavidHaleESPN/status/917053377581903872

weird...

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:51

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

People are starting the "Well, Mizzou looked pretty good yesterday. Maybe Odom deserves a third season???" poo poo already. Hopefully it gets quashed when we lose to UConn or Idaho (or both).

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:51

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

ur in my world now posted:

People are starting the "Well, Mizzou looked pretty good yesterday. Maybe Odom deserves a third season???" poo poo already. Hopefully it gets quashed when we lose to UConn or Idaho (or both).

If you're talking about Bill C's column this is bolded in the middle of it:

quote:

This is not a post intended to pump sunshine, by the way. You could argue that this is almost the worst-case scenario.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 17:55

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

JonathonSpectre posted:

What % chance do you think there is that this motherfucker would go sign up for a war, or for that matter been in a physical confrontation with anyone or anything in his entire life?

Zero.

Facts matter little to the kind of person who'll ignore that millenials have fought the longest war in American history, and spent a subset of that time fighting two wars concurrently.

But yeah, 'war is great for making real men' or whatever idyllic WWII horseshit some shitheel from Texas wants to peddle.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:04

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Just a reminder that the Iowa State Cyclones were victorious over the Odious Oklahoma Sooners.

Don't know why anyone else is talking about any other team right now

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:17

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Jastiger posted:

Just a reminder that the Iowa State Cyclones were victorious over the Odious Oklahoma Sooners.

Don't know why anyone else is talking about any other team right now

This is a good point - please post celebratory posts from ISU SB nation blogs and sad ones from OU blogs for our enjoyment.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:25

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

Rankings are up.

quote:

1 Alabama
2 Clemson
3 Penn State
4 Washington
5 Georgia
6 Wisconsin
7 TCU
8 Ohio State
9 Washington State
10 Miami
11 Auburn
12 Oklahoma
13 USC
14 Oklahoma State
15 USF
16 Michigan
17 Virginia Tech
18 San Diego State
19 Notre Dame
20 NC State
21 UCF
22 Michigan State
23 Utah
24 Navy
25 Stanford

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:26

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

When's the last time the SEC was down to 3?

Auburn@LSU gets the CBS slot Saturday.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:28

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

8 Ohio State
9 Washington State
10 Miami
11 Auburn
12 Oklahoma

Scandalous!

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:28

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

No iowa state? loving racist

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:31

logger: Jun 28, 2008; ...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.; Soiled Meat

If both Washington teams keep winning the Apple Cup better be during the day so the country could see just how strong the best teams of the PAC-12 are.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:34

vikingstrike: Sep 23, 2007; whats happening, captain

Lol at getting jumped, but I guess this is just prep for when we lose by 2 TDs to Florida in Jacksonville.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:36

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How the heck is Utah still ranked?

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:42

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

One loss and it was reasonably close. Don't worry, they'll fall out next week when they lose to USC.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:44

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

^^--Or that if you want to be 'reasonable' I suppose

all-Rush mixtape posted:

How the heck is Utah still ranked?

Played too late and people already had their rankings done and were too lazy to change them?

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:44

Coco13: Jun 6, 2004; My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I am posting from the athletic facilities next to Jack Trice Stadium, home to the only team in college football with a quality win, the Iowa State Cyclones.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:48

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coco13 posted:

I am posting from the athletic facilities next to Jack Trice Stadium, home to the only team in college football with a quality win, the Iowa State Cyclones.

what the gently caress are wins

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:57

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Wins are lame. The cool thing to do is wish homelessness on your coaching staffs

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:05

an adult beverage: Aug 13, 2005; 1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

pillsburysoldier posted:

Wins are lame. The cool thing to do is wish homelessness on your coaching staffs

Doug Nussmeier deserves worse than homelessness.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:06

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

It's weird that in both polls, Michigan is ranked ahead of us, but hey, nice to see us with a ranking at all.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:10

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

buddhanc posted:

Enjoy this gem from the shaggy game thread:

"The crowd was lacking big time. Thought I was tuning into a high school game. Austin Millennials should be rounded up via pickup trucks with beer drinking rednecks and forced to scrub the guano poo poo from the stadium. I'm so tired of the "me" generation that my 17 year old son isn't allowed to look at his loving phone when he's at home. He has no Facebook account and I don't put up with any GD whining. It's their helicopter fag parents and liberals that created this touchy feely mess we have in Austin. A good war would change all of this imho."

Must be a t-shirt fan or he'd realize all true Texas fans stay home during times of war to sip tea.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:11

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Chump Farts posted:

It's weird that in both polls, Michigan is ranked ahead of us, but hey, nice to see us with a ranking at all.

That's the Michigan Difference�

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:12

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

LeeMajors posted:

Zero.

Facts matter little to the kind of person who'll ignore that millenials have fought the longest war in American history, and spent a subset of that time fighting two wars concurrently.

But yeah, 'war is great for making real men' or whatever idyllic WWII horseshit some shitheel from Texas wants to peddle.

But such a vanishingly small number of us actually had to join, let alone see combat!

Nevermind that almost no one actually saw combat during WWII even, as a percentage of the overall troop strength and casualty rates have never been high enough to "thin out" a generation in the US, even accounting for the appalling death rate is in the Civil War.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Oh hey we moved up a spot. Yay

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:28

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

New AP poll

code:

TEAM LW
1. Alabama (43) 1
2. Clemson (18) 2
3. Penn State 4
4. Georgia 5
5. Washington 6
6. TCU 8
7. Wisconsin 9
8. Washington State 11
9. Ohio State 10
10. Auburn 12
11. Miami 13
12. Oklahoma 3
13. USC 14
14. Oklahoma State 15
15. Virginia Tech 16
16. Notre Dame 21
17. Michigan 7
18. South Florida NR
19. San Diego State NR
20. NC State 24
21. Michigan State NR
22. UCF 25
23. Stanford NR
24. Texas Tech NR
25. Navy NR

ALSO RECEIVING VOTES:
Georgia Tech
West Virginia
Louisville
Utah
LSU
Florida
Kentucky
Iowa State
Texas A&M
Memphis

Can Notre Dame start losing again, I don't like seeing them creep up like this.

Benne fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Oct 8, 2017

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:33

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

USF is getting way too much poll respect in the Amway poll.

https://twitter.com/American_FB/status/917076661706854400

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:34

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coco13 posted:

I am posting from the athletic facilities next to Jack Trice Stadium, home to the only team in college football with a quality win, the Iowa State Cyclones.

You're forgetting UAB's gruelling triumph over the Bulldogs of Louisiana Tech

We're coming for you, Florida

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:36

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

quote:

ALSO RECEIVING VOTES: Georgia Tech, West Virginia, Louisville, Utah, LSU, Florida, Kentucky, Iowa State, Texas A&M, Memphis

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:38

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

The important thing about the coaches poll is to never refer to Amway whatsoever

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:43

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Lasagna Pilot posted:

USF is getting way too much poll respect in the Amway poll.

https://twitter.com/American_FB/status/917076661706854400

American ain't played nobody

# ? Oct 8, 2017 19:48

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resident: Dec 22, 2005; WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Grittybeard posted:

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