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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Today, a woman proudly told me all about her wonderful son, Randy Gaye.

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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Randy Gaye, so what

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

I might have posted it before, but I had a coworker whose name is Disney Alison Wonderland.

She doesn't even go by Alison, which is the weirdest part to me.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

I might have posted it before, but I had a coworker whose name is Disney Alison Wonderland.

She doesn't even go by Alison, which is the weirdest part to me.

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the people I've heard of with the last name Bates and the middle name Master.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Another Richard Head for the census.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
We have a regular customer at work called Asheleigh. At least there's no Y in it. :(

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

TheKennedys posted:

We have a regular customer at work called Asheleigh. At least there's no Y in it. :(

How do you pronounce that, Ash-eh-lay?

(At first I didn't see the extra E and was about to say Ashleigh isn't that odd.)

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Just got an email from a recruiter called (first name) Savhannah.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

So, would her short name be Cali? Or maybe Super. Expi?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Maybe Sue

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Probably Mary, sorry to be a buzzkill. Using a dumb name as a second middle name relegates it to the "may as well not even exist" column.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I know it's not a name but I keep getting spam e-mails from Bischoff Ischof.

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

Kahleesi is still hanging in there, ranked 765 last year.

edit: rank, not instances

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Nubbins Chamblee

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

jojoinnit posted:

Probably Mary, sorry to be a buzzkill. Using a dumb name as a second middle name relegates it to the "may as well not even exist" column.

Oh, see, I didn't know that wasn't her first name. Okay. Great outright lying headline!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

PureRok posted:

Oh, see, I didn't know that wasn't her first name. Okay. Great outright lying headline!

Its alright, I had to squint a bit but it's not even her last middle name, they just stuck it between Lorina and Ruth.

I think the name Lorina also belongs here btw.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

For the second time this year someone named Dick Yaw has died in Buffalo, NY.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rodbeard posted:

For the second time this year someone named Dick Yaw has died in Buffalo, NY.

No he just died a second time.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Jerry Cotton posted:

No he just died a second time.

Like Tom Petty, or Nelson Mandela.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Some names I've come across processing legal documents:

Cinnamon
Basenji
Currency
A man named Robert with 3 sons also named Robert

And one Mr. Tootle

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
2 I ran across yesterday: May Berry and Ricky Swayze.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Flaccid Trip posted:

Some names I've come across processing legal documents:

Cinnamon
Basenji
Currency
A man named Robert with 3 sons also named Robert

And one Mr. Tootle

George Foreman had a buncha sons he named George

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.





I refuse to believe it's a coincidence they're publishing together.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Flaccid Trip posted:

Some names I've come across processing legal documents:

Cinnamon
Basenji
Currency
A man named Robert with 3 sons also named Robert

And one Mr. Tootle

Lol. Basenji is a breed of dog. That person literally has a dog's name!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

You are the loving Woodward and Bernstein of lovely names.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

That's amazing

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Instant Jellyfish posted:



I refuse to believe it's a coincidence they're publishing together.

Anus, Dickman, Gaynor and Smuts, sure. What's Macdonald doing there though?

Also does anyone else get unreasonably annoyed when they don't capitalise the second 'D' in Scottish names like that? No, just me?

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/06/how-a-few-yellow-dots-burned-the-intercepts-nsa-leaker/

"Reality Winner"

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

jojoinnit posted:

Anus, Dickman, Gaynor and Smuts, sure. What's Macdonald doing there though?


He had a farm.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Munchables posted:

George Foreman had a buncha sons he named George

People ask me all the time, "George, what do I do for a name for my new offspring?" I tell them, "Call my friends at Invent Help."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
There was a girl at my bar yesterday named Dejanearahe. White as driven snow, too. I have no idea how to pronounce that. It always comes out like Ellen Degeneres's last name.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


In English, big dick. In Chinese, dragon king.

Dude fuckin' wins either way.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Instant Jellyfish posted:



I refuse to believe it's a coincidence they're publishing together.

This paper is definitely advocate the slaughter of farmers, right ?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's a product not a person, but I feel like Mount Gay Extra Old belongs in this thread.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Ryatt

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