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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
please be joyous it's rusev day

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This match has gotten pretty good. Just wish there was some heat for it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

sonicice posted:

We Want
TV
MA
BIGE

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

sonicice posted:

We Want
TV
14
DSLV

Definitely need more suggestive dialogue

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Remember 20 minutes ago when we were watching a MOTYC and having fun

me too :smith:

Well you have to cool the audience down. Actually can someone explain the reason you just don't keep putting on crazy hot matches the whole evening? I'm not even being snarky as I seem to recall their being a good reason.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
randys selling is p great in this match

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
was that styles corbin match always a triple threat

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

How is that one long-haired guy in the same spot at every show?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I've been watching wrestling for three and a half years and the only interesting thing I've seen Orton do inside or outside of the ring is do his dove-release posture thing after burning down Bray's shack.

Literally everything else has been boring, even watching Brock Lesnar just beat the gently caress out of his head for real was boring.

fake edit: I'm not giving Orton credit for ramp snake, that was some genius production intern in the back and I'm sure he hated it.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If WWE changed its name to BIG-E I would definitely buy a ton of merchandise

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[quote="“sonicice”" post="“477191127”"]
We Want
TV
14
DSLV
[/quote]

After seeing that last match that kid comes off as an even bigger doofus.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
This is the most Vince McMahon match ever.

Generic looking musclebound white guy versus hairy European heel.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

youre thinking of mrs doubtfire actually

Oh poo poo you're right.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Well you have to cool the audience down. Actually can someone explain the reason you just don't keep putting on crazy hot matches the whole evening? I'm not even being snarky as I seem to recall their being a good reason.

so they're not hoarse and dying for the main event.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Dango Bango posted:

How is that one long-haired guy in the same spot at every show?
Even more astonishingly, so is his mother.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Dango Bango posted:

How is that one long-haired guy in the same spot at every show?

the crowd is actually an elaborate prop, do you think real people are actually paying to sit there and watch this?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Well you have to cool the audience down. Actually can someone explain the reason you just don't keep putting on crazy hot matches the whole evening? I'm not even being snarky as I seem to recall their being a good reason.

I mean you don't want to kill the audience for the main event but PWG keeps the crowd hot all the time so really there is no reason.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Aren't we overdue for another Orton sabbatical?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
if you talk poo poo about rusev you're both dead inside and soon to be dead outside because i WILL murder you and your family you pieces of poo poo

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Bill Goldberg posted:

the crowd is actually an elaborate prop, do you think real people are actually paying to sit there and watch this?

Cardboard cutouts being animated by Vince ala "Home Alone"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Rusev is like a swole Bulgarian Brian Blessed

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I want to like this match because I really like Handsome Rusev but ehhhhhh

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
oh poo poo i just thought of something



like if rusev fucke dup something we could say





RUSEV BOTCHKA



pls to be adding this to the lexicon

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It's honestly a pretty good match. There is just no angle or heat to chew on.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
rusev no

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

he did the move you guys

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dammit I wanted to see that Accolade.

That was a very solidly wrestled match that I did not care about a bit.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Booooooo

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
vantage ortin

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

boooo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that sucked balls

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I SEE MATCHES IN MY HEAD
THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE
I UNDERSTAND

bartok
May 10, 2006



welp

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
YOU CAN'T USE THE PINK ROPES FOR SOMETHING DIABOLICAL DURING BREAST CANCER MONTH RANDY!!!!!!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

reminder that ryan ward wanted rusev to win mitb instead of corbin and he wanted him to win the title with it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

I SEE MATCHES IN MY HEAD
THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE
I UNDERSTAND

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Other than Randy selling that was loving garbage.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I just want to know what match is next

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I missed the ending you guys can someone tell me where the RKO came from?

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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

MotU posted:

also the integrity of the cell remained in that kofi never got in it was so good

That was great.

I'm sad that the Accolade out of nowhere wasn't the finish :(

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