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PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Use his smarts....

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Bill Goldberg posted:

can indians spit green mist, or is it only the japanese

Having eaten roadside samosas with chutney, yes.

But the mist comes out the butt.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bill Goldberg posted:

the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

i agree

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Jinder honestly wrestles like it's his first year in wrestling school.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


MotU posted:

romans on raw, friendo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ringo Roadagain posted:

Nak with the Hashimoto tribute bell bottoms

just looked up the originals. thats cool as hell

bartok
May 10, 2006



CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

With a gulp of refreshing Mountain Dew Kickstart melon flavor, we can ALL spit green mist!!

What does WWE do with all those unopened cans of Kickstart?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Stex T posted:

Having eaten roadside samosas with chutney, yes.

But the mist comes out the butt.

*scribbles down idea for Boogerman reboot video game*

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
This match isn't good and I don't think its all on Jinder either.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


I’m really enjoying the announcers try and compliment Jinder. And failing

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
This match isn't very good so far.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is dire

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
why doesnt jinder call his fans 'The Jindians'

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god they aren't doing anything

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

What does WWE do with all those unopened cans of Kickstart?

Vince drinks them.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

TheRico posted:

This match isn't good and I don't think its all on Jinder either.

Shinsuke probably thought that he couldn't have a good match with Jinder and is just coasting.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

bartok posted:

What does WWE do with all those unopened cans of Kickstart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ4u9YtDDo

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Has Jinder wrestled Randy yet?

I want them to both go for a headlock at the same time then fall down

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

TheRico posted:

This match isn't good and I don't think its all on Jinder either.

When Nak was able to get offense in he was being super entertaining and good. Anytime Jinder takes control it gets really bad.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Good loving lord just hold after hold for two matches straight. Fire Road Dogg into the sun.

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Okay Jinder, it's time to learn anything that isn't a rest hold or your finisher please.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Sotar posted:

Shinsuke probably thought that he couldn't have a good match with Jinder and is just coasting.

Is he racist?

bartok
May 10, 2006



TheRico posted:

This match isn't good and I don't think its all on Jinder either.

It's clear that Nakamura used up all his giving a gently caress during his NXT debut against Sami Zayn.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jidner has no idea what he's doing

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

EugeneJ posted:

Has Jinder wrestled Randy yet?

I want them to both go for a headlock at the same time then fall down

guess who he won the title from

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this match is fine, everyone

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I don't know why I'm paying any attention to this match.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

shiksa posted:

this match is fine, everyone

-Brian James sitting at a table in a room on fire

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CubsWoo posted:

guess who he won the title from

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

man check out this crowd heavily invested in this match

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

shiksa posted:

this match is fine, everyone

yeah well now its time to DC al Fine

bartok
May 10, 2006



shiksa posted:

this match is fine, everyone

fine for a random Smackdown main event not a PPV world title defense

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007

Sotar posted:

Shinsuke probably thought that he couldn't have a good match with Jinder and is just coasting.

That's the problem with him. He's always coasting. Every time.

The only time he wasn't going through the motions was his first match with Sami Zayn.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

MotU posted:

why doesnt jinder call his fans 'The Jindians'

lol

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








EugeneJ posted:

Has Jinder wrestled Randy yet?

I want them to both go for a headlock at the same time then fall down

no and they should probably have 4 or so pointlessly bad and identical matches

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
nakamura is a fraud

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

Has Jinder wrestled Randy yet?

I want them to both go for a headlock at the same time then fall down

It was loving abysmal. And I wanted to die when I watched it. And the entire build up of it. Also that poo poo Punjabi Prison match.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Bill Goldberg posted:

jidner has no idea what he's doing

Yeah he really wrestles like he just learned the basics last week. Every match he has is a veteran running him through very basic spots.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a.lo posted:

man check out this crowd heavily invested in this match

A WWE championship match is but a mere appetizer for the scrumptious buffet that is a Shane O Mac match.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's worse - this, or Billy Gunn-Tanahashi

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