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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is like one of those mexican shows with fake hhh vs fake shawn michaels

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lmao remember this crowd during the opener?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Guys what do yall think about capitalism.

More like crapitalism right?

I keep my paycheck in my sock

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

CubsWoo posted:

40 year old Bobby Roode, the 'hot new prospect'

"Hi! Bobby Roode here, ready to tell you about the GLORIOUS benefits of Deep Heat!"

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

MotU posted:

butts is best, maybe thighs 2

I'm going to need more funding for these new hypothesis, but I like your thinking

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I'm cracking up at Graves just making GBS threads on Byron right there

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
little caesars

bartok
May 10, 2006



Stex T posted:

I watched that one Raw the other day where Ziggler cashed in his MITB and everybody went loving nuts.

Where did that heat go?

All over that ladder Jack Swagger smashed into his head.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
God drat all this needed was a woman's face air brushed onto Dolph's groin. Also for dolph to have a very great mustache and an impeccably permed mullet; also to be good at wrestling

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


He did not hit him with his butt

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Don't insult Roman like that. Roman at least gets legitimately the strongest reactions in the company. Jinder gets Dolph-level heat.

But no one really cares, or actually buys them as what WWE is pushing them as. So what happens to Jinder will happen to Reigns in like two years.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ilitch Family with that subversive advertisement. :rolleyes:

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Bill Goldberg posted:

little caesars

The arena doubles as a pizza oven, as the poor audience is about to find out during the main event

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
worst famouser ever

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Bill Goldberg posted:

little caesars

Ave

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Also, why is Ziggler's hair so frizzy DAMMIT?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

He calls that the rear view

bartok
May 10, 2006



How do you gently caress up a move that Billy Gunn can pull off?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is the cell only getting 10 minutes, why the gently caress are they giving this so much time

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Roode has a good spinebuster.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is a toilet that's on fire because it sucks too much

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
fuckin mozart lookin rear end shawn michaels move stealin rear end

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Stex T posted:

Also, why is Ziggler's hair so frizzy DAMMIT?

He should get some grease from Baron Corbin who I thinked rubbed his head against a Little Ceasars Hot N Ready for only $5.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
and nobody gets over

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
frtart

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

He calls that the rear view

Fitting for that ending sequence

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Seriously weird rear end match where they both worked heel. It was odd.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lotta rear end at the end there

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
that was a good match for Saturday Morning Slam

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Goddammit I don't need Dolph's pale asscrack

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

I'm Dolph's Exposed rear end

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
what

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

shiksa posted:

lotta rear end at the end there

im glad

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
All those rear end crack shots were glorious.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
jesus christ he's even bad at putting on the sleeper. Like.. make him dress up like latter day adrian adonis next.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why wouldn't you just tan your whole body

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
You just know if Dolph left WWE he'd be the thirstiest person trying to join the Bullet Club.


Wow. They just killed Bobby Roode. That was well...whatever, who cares now.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

as someone who skipped out on a shitload of nxt, im going to offer what im sure is a hot new opinion never voiced before as i rhetorically ask "So Roode pretty much just has the entrance, huh?"

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Ziggler with the Lameass(ziggl)er

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Please finally fire Dolph.

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