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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
cant wait for rock em sock em shaneomac

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Is Shane gonna fly off the cage again?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

we just saw a 12 minute long #2

This has me guffawing.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

So this is only going about 20 minutes?

Matches built around one spot are usually pretty short.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
These b-show ppv's are a bit of a drag. Jobber main event is the only match with the cell.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Shane will cosplay as Inspector Clouseau and fall through everything before the match begins

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
Walks down to ring, sweats so much that he some how falls UP the cage, and then just falls straight off through the ring.

Kevin Owens's entrance music then plays, KO appears looking dumbfounded, shrugs, walks back and then the credits roll.

bartok
May 10, 2006



PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

So this is only going about 20 minutes?

PPV overrun is a thing now. We say this every PPV.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
CHING CHING BLING BLING CUT THE CHATTER
SHANES OFFENSE IS A PILE OF FECAL MATTER

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



JoeBangles posted:

These b-show ppv's are a bit of a drag. Jobber main event is the only match with the cell.

You should watch the opening match

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This promo video is so drat long

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I hope Stephanie gets involved

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


bartok posted:

PPV overrun is a thing now. We say this every PPV.

My b I don't post much anymore

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Guys, they don't care if they go over.

lmao, look at those clips of Shane training, like it makes his kitten punches any less embarrassing.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Venomous posted:

hi, I haven't checked this thread since Jinder Mahal, the worst wrestler in the WWE, beat Shinsuke Nakamura, one of the greatest wrestlers in the world, clean

gently caress the WWE

He survived until the Singh brothers were ejected due to their interference. He survived because of referee distraction. He survived because of running from the ring, trying to get a count out loss.

It wasn't quite clean. Though not as dirty as it could be. Or interesting. Or fun. Or enjoyable. But it also wasn't clean.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
kevin owens is great because he can seem like a legitimately unhinged but calm heel

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Shame McScam

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
I want to see the trainwreck that would be Shane vs CM Punk in the UFC.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
this PPV is generally bad but this video package owns and so does kevin owens

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Falls count anywhere for a HIAC match is SO loving DUMB

bartok
May 10, 2006



I so hope we get a Sami heel turn

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Here comes the venture capatlist

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Shane loving sucks.

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

FullMetalJackoff posted:

I want to see the trainwreck that would be Shane vs CM Punk in the UFC.

It would be Punk's one and only win in the UFC.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Here's Shane's kids at ringside again to see him do an incredibly stupid thing and nearly kill himself.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

MotU posted:

cant wait for rock em sock em shaneomac

HERE COMES THE MONAYYYYYYYY

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Kevin Owens is good.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Dango Bango posted:

Falls count anywhere for a HIAC match is SO loving DUMB

*both stumble backstage. Shane is only shot from behind, and seems to have shrunk 2 inches and gained 30 lbs. Kevin throws him into a dumpster that explodes*


OOOOH MY GOOOODDDDDD

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
shanes been in three hiac lmao

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
HERE COMES THE SONNY

CHING CHING BLING BLING NOTHING MATTERS
10 MORE MINUTES TIL SHANE MCMAHON SPLATTERS

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Dango Bango posted:

Falls count anywhere for a HIAC match is SO loving DUMB

Would the referee have to follow them up to the top of the cage?

bartok
May 10, 2006



I got this sudden urge to invest half a million into a legal weed growing operation and immediately sue after the deal goes through.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
CHING CHING

BLING BLING

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

Here's Shane's kids at ringside again to see him do an incredibly stupid thing and nearly kill himself.

Remember that time Roman loving speared him through the mat and Randy had to go over and calm them down?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I want Kevin Owens' kid to go beat up Shane's kids.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
cant believe im about to watch a middle age millionaire kill himself in front of his kids, doesnt seem legal tbqh

bartok
May 10, 2006



J-Ro posted:

Would the referee have to follow them up to the top of the cage?

Its happened before

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Hey Vince, remember when the family went heel and things went great?

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The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

Wazzu posted:

He survived until the Singh brothers were ejected due to their interference. He survived because of referee distraction. He survived because of running from the ring, trying to get a count out loss.

It wasn't quite clean. Though not as dirty as it could be. Or interesting. Or fun. Or enjoyable. But it also wasn't clean.

Thing is, exiting the ring is totally a rules-accepted technique. And it isn't like Jinder actually got any hits in on Nakamura thanks to the interference. The critical pinfall was due to a rope back, which was down to Nakamura's ring positioning rather than the Singh Brothers interfering.

In the end, Nakamura hit his move, Jinder survived. Jinder hit his move, Nakamura didn't.

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