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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:I can't judge how practical any of that is, but it kinda (well mostly) seems like the gun equivalent of martial arts that is more about stunts and breaking wooden boards than anything practical. Equilibrium is the best bad movie ever made, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
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MrYenko posted:Equilibrium is the best bad movie ever made, and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
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The Room Zaat Starship Troopers Plan 9 From Outer Space This Island Earth
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Starship Troopers 
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It's a bad movie, but bad in a good way. I list it out of admiration.
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It's a great movie in a great way and you can't convince me otherwise
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Pesticide20 posted:It's a great movie in a great way and you can't convince me otherwise
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A take so hot it's worse than gunchat
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I'm glad a bunch of fat brokedick goons have met their cynicism match in some russian twink propaganda trusty-shooty youtube garbage
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Before you roast me, please know that I am including myself in that assessment
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shortspecialbus posted:The book Rainbow Six had that nonsense too. Andy McNab had a part in one of his books claiming that Princess Di was in the room for one of those and a flashbang fragment burned her hair which resulted in her getting a new hairdo that everyone raved about. Sounds like bullshit today, but 14-year old me thought it was hilarious.
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Yea in the NZSAS documentary they talk about doing that to various Prime Ministers. Have them sit in a room with targets or balloons around them and pew pew pew 
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"Excuse me, officer, I need your gun to save the day" - "Get away from me" "No, you don't understand, I'm a poker player that washed out of SEAL training and throws hookers off of roofs."
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Holy poo poo that dude is so far up his own rear end how is he still breathing?? Now watch him try to get the cop in trouble/fired for "refusing help" or some poo poo. Man gently caress that guy.
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Wikipedia claims he eventually got kicked from SEAL selection for some sort of unsafe range behavior.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Wikipedia claims he eventually got kicked from SEAL selection for some sort of unsafe range behavior. I thought if you got booted from the program, i.e. Buds Duds, they kick your rear end to the fleet; you get to "pick" some other lovely rate that they need qualified breathing mounds of flesh for. MA or CS or whatever the gently caress. So did Douchecanoe just "quit" the Navy? Because I thought you had to go thru boot camp, then do you"re cool seal contest stuff, and they dont start doing weps stuff til you show you can sit in cold water, carry a telephone pole with a bunch of other cockworshippers, haze Demi Moore, and whatever? And basically he's just a cosplayer then, meets airsofter, but with real, expensive, guns?
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Dingleberry posted:I thought if you got booted from the program, i.e. Buds Duds, they kick your rear end to the fleet; you get to "pick" some other lovely rate that they need qualified breathing mounds of flesh for. MA or CS or whatever the gently caress. I really hate that the useless gently caress has managed to parlay his "experience" into at least one movie role. At least Denzel killed him in that movie.
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Getting killed by Denzel is more of an honor than he deserves. Throwing a porn star off a roof and breaking her ankle is more his speed
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Scratch Monkey posted:Getting killed by Denzel is more of an honor than he deserves. Throwing a porn star off a roof and breaking her ankle is more his speed Yeah what is the story behind that? Your post and the one before it mentioning it are all I've heard about that being a thing he did.
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He was showing off his rich and fabulous lifestyle for Hustler and they sent a model that he then threw off the roof off his house
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drat he threw Janice Griffith off the roof? What a dick. She's super cute. Not that being ugly would justify it. Just, drat, dude.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:drat he threw Janice Griffith off the roof? What a dick. She's super cute. Not that being ugly would justify it. Just, drat, dude. And I think he tried to blame her for it when she sued him.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Yeah what is the story behind that? Your post and the one before it mentioning it are all I've heard about that being a thing he did. He was part of some Hustler photo shoot and decided that it would be funny to take the porn model he was holding and throw her off the roof they were on and into the swimming pool next to it. Except that he didn't throw her quite far enough and she hit her foot on the edge of the pool and broke it. When she sued him he claimed that since he was an employee of Hustler for that shoot he wasn't the one responsible. His lawyer responded to her lawsuit with a really lovely letter that basically said "You can't sue us WHORE." Classy dude.
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I found this collage... 
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Ahahahaha holy gently caress
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I feel like I read somewhere that it wasn't horribly successful... http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/12/anti-tank-dogs-world-war-ii/  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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[quote="“Crazycryodude”" post="“477209727”"] Ahahahaha holy gently caress [/quote] I feel like a video of this could be cut into the one of ISIS pitching gays off a high rise roof and a case could me made that Blizerdouche=ISIS, but he throws underweight brown-skinned porno chicks off roofs, obviously.
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I think I read somewhere that he got medically discharged and was collecting them disability funbucks but gently caress if I know if that's accurate.
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Dingleberry posted:I feel like I read somewhere that it wasn't horribly successful... The problem was they were trained to find food under tanks, but the russians trained them with their own tanks. As soon as the first dogbombs got released on the battlefield they ran right under the russian tanks. The USA developed but never fielded a batbomb. It was successfully tested in nevada but scrapped because of the manhattan project's success. Basically release a bunch of bats via plane over area primarily built out of wood (like basically all of Japan circa WWII). These bats each have a small napalm charge set to detonate after sunrise. Bats roost, and blow up mid day. Would have had similar effects to the extant firebombing campaign.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:I really hate that the useless gently caress has managed to parlay his "experience" into at least one movie role. He paid his way into it. IIRC he fronted 1M for a few words and minutes on screen.
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Godholio posted:He paid his way into it. IIRC he fronted 1M for a few words and minutes on screen. Makes sense. loving multimillionaire trust fund bitch-baby.
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Godholio posted:He paid his way into it. IIRC he fronted 1M for a few words and minutes on screen. If he did that for Equalizer, I guess that's not the only role he bought himself. He also paid for a role in Sole Survivor as the thing he couldn't cut it as, and then sued the producers over cutting almost the entirety of his 'performance'. Scratch Monkey posted:He was part of some Hustler photo shoot and decided that it would be funny to take the porn model he was holding and throw her off the roof they were on and into the swimming pool next to it. Except that he didn't throw her quite far enough and she hit her foot on the edge of the pool and broke it. When she sued him he claimed that since he was an employee of Hustler for that shoot he wasn't the one responsible. His lawyer responded to her lawsuit with a really lovely letter that basically said "You can't sue us WHORE." Classy dude. The one thing that got a chuckle out of me was that part of their legal argument was that it was an "act of god". That's pretty much Motörhead-tier as far as intentionally dumb excuses go.
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