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haveblue posted:all those dumb cartoons about a sick computer in bed with a thermometer will prove strangely prescient the episode of star trek voyager where neelix's space cheese got bacteria in the bio-neural gel packs
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[quote="“H.P. Hovercraft”" post="“477194605”"] oh no i left my laptop in front of a sunny window and now all my files are gone [/quote] I left my backups in a dank damp place and now half my files have doubled
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imagine actual backups requiring cool chain and -85 C to not degrade
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I have more: drive 0 corrupted drive 1 because the bacteria share dna and are inherently a bad medium for storage. see also: literal brain computers
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a black market in drives that can…increase…their storage over time because they're taken and sold prior to the final sterilization
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being unable to use certain hardware combinations because of immune system response
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It'll be cool to feed your HD nutrient paste once a month. And then lose everything because you left the case open and the cat got in there
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I draw the line at cleaning my hard disk's poop
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counterpoint: loving and cumming in your computer and getting a response other than the death of computer
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NoneMoreNegative posted:2 hour opinion: I liked NC better I think, it was faster paced; this will make you curse poo poo off you fuckbastard as the RNG decides not to like you again, but as you start to accrue some cash and unlock some of the many powerups, things start to swing back in your favour.
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What galls more than the staggering tastelessness of VR disaster tourism (same for those "homelessness experience" VR things) is how inane, witless and inarticulate the resulting commentary is. "Man this sure is crazy" says a VR man standing in a simulation of a real disaster killing people as he speaks. "Wow this poo poo is intense!!" he muses. I could almost excuse the whole thing if anything meaningful came from it, but it's just a gnarly voyeuristic experience to fill up a spare half hour. It is pretty cyberpunk in that respect tho.
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eschaton posted:being unable to use certain hardware combinations because of immune system response Lol if you haven't already experienced this in the form of conflicting irq and dma settings
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Taintrunner posted:wow... nothing makes me think but imagine this picture but instead show humans at their most basic. eating and making GBS threads and maybe reproducing. wow now that... makes you think
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echinopsis posted:nothing makes me think not even your e/n thread?
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especially not that dumpster fire
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[ASK] me about making an E/N thread.
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on halloween i'm scheduled to have somebody snake a cable up my weiner and shoot a rock with a laser does that count as cyberpunk
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no, but condolences on your stone
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okay, what if sneak into the OR in advance and put up a giant neon fetished orientalist ad for RC cola
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only if it's clearly visible behind you while they're snaking your peener, and it's raining
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NoneMoreNegative posted:echi has already dumpstered one venerable Pos thread, lets not make it a habit eh?
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is the stone a by-product of the soy-kaf you get at your wage-slave office or maybe a side effect of your cyberware?
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maybe it’s actually a way to securely exfiltrate secrets from a heavily patrolled zaibatsu lab the question is, how did it get in there in the first place
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ate a whoooole lot of magnetic shards personally i exfiltrate everything in bacterially encoded dna, every morning after that first cup of coffee.
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infernal machines posted:ate a whoooole lot of magnetic shards I can't wait until I am legally required to hand my biological waste over to my
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*cums corporate secrets into cup under eye of bored lab tech*
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RFC2324 posted:I can't wait until I am legally required to hand my biological waste over to my that's be great, current employers are very poo poo-shamey, confining places i can poo poo to only one small room on each floor
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RFC2324 posted:I can't wait until I am legally required to hand my biological waste over to my the perks of living in a corporate compound is that these things are done for you
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RFC2324 posted:I can't wait until I am legally required to hand my biological waste over to my if it means i can literally poo poo into the cupped hands of my employer, im all for it
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how about an algae-based polymer wound coagulate? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/a-17-year-old-invented-an-ingenious-way-to-instantly-stop-bleeding-a8002956.html
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:*cums corporate secrets into cup under eye of bored lab tech* 
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Powaqoatse posted:if it means i can literally poo poo into the cupped hands of my employer, im all for it guess what one of your collateral responsibilities is going to be Chris Knight posted:how about an algae-based polymer wound coagulate? that's rad as hell if it works as advertised
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Midjack posted:guess what one of your collateral responsibilities is going to be oh god no
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