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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Someone I dislike must respond to every sort of negative event in exactly the way I would want them to or I get to drunkenly smear them on social media.

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
this must be one of the least probable timelines... I gotta find that gun thing from Sliders and return home. Cya

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/917892268018855936

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
I wish the US had a parliamentary system like Question Period so people could just dunk on Trump to his face every fuckin day and he has to sit there and take it.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

You should do a televised national IQ test where everyone logs into some app or something, it is done on live tv with Trump and other celebs joining in. Then you can see how many of you are Dumber Than Trump (you can use that name for free I am generous like that).

Edit: I feel like you've done this already and it was called the 2016 election ...

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

NotWearingPants posted:

We're a nuclear power. We can't just split up and leave The Christian Republic of Dumbfuckistan with a full nuclear arsenal.

Preemptive nuke strikes on California and Texas. Do not nuke reno. Murder Jim Jeffries.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Tambaloneus posted:

You should do a televised national IQ test where everyone logs into some app or something, it is done on live tv with Trump and other celebs joining in. Then you can see how many of you are Dumber Than Trump (you can use that name for free I am generous like that).

Edit: I feel like you've done this already and it was called the 2016 election ...

Are You Dumber Than a Potus?

Pretty sure Trumpy took one of those 3 minute Facebook "IQ tests" and scored genius level on the seventh try answering the same questions over and over.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump sure is a stupid motherfucker lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RapUp/status/917918248368082944

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Google or aws would have this up in a day. Do it. Offer your service free. Biggest deal yet

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

scrubs season six posted:

Preemptive nuke strikes on California and Texas. Do not nuke reno. Murder Jim Jeffries.

As someone who lives in Reno, I'm okay with this.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917921548677328896

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917923131003719681

:f5:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Only person i saw mention Kelly is this fucker

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/917870804880297985
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/917871197878194177

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I’m Thomas wictor with immediate defense. AMA

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Yeah, bookmark this for when Kelly gets fired. In before Trump jumps to "Yeah well it was fake at the time but now it's real. Stupid fake "#"news."

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like having a real-time feed into my prez. Anyone disagree?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


We've hit the second basement: Slim Shady is dunking on Easy D

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




So Tillerson or Kelly first?

Tillerson seems to be holding on out of sheer spite at this point, essentially saying, "If that orange fucker wants me out then he needs to get his moron rear end over here and do it himself." OTOH, he's way past the breaking point and doesn't want to be there anyway.

Kelly managed to hold onto Trump for a whole month which set a new record for the administration, but Trump got loose and he's realizing there's no salvaging this mess. He'll quit before getting fired (and then Trump will say he fired him first), but he may try to stick it out to smooth over a transition.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Random Stranger posted:

So Tillerson or Kelly first?

Tillerson seems to be holding on out of sheer spite at this point, essentially saying, "If that orange fucker wants me out then he needs to get his moron rear end over here and do it himself." OTOH, he's way past the breaking point and doesn't want to be there anyway.

Kelly managed to hold onto Trump for a whole month which set a new record for the administration, but Trump got loose and he's realizing there's no salvaging this mess. He'll quit before getting fired (and then Trump will say he fired him first), but he may try to stick it out to smooth over a transition.

Money? Tillerson. 50 bitcoins

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Catastrophe posted:

Yeah, bookmark this for when Kelly gets fired. In before Trump jumps to "Yeah well it was fake at the time but now it's real. Stupid fake "#"news."

"the president was clearly joking and if you can't see that I'm sorry I can't help you"

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Egbert Souse posted:

We've hit the second basement: Slim Shady is dunking on Easy D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

Lollin' at the over-the-hill rapper dunkin' on Trumpin'

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

LordoftheScheisse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

Lollin' at the over-the-hill rapper dunkin' on Trumpin'

wtf i love enimem now?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LordoftheScheisse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

Lollin' at the over-the-hill rapper dunkin' on Trumpin'

This is bad rap sorry.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

LordoftheScheisse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

Lollin' at the over-the-hill rapper dunkin' on Trumpin'

we need to have kid rock vs eminem for a US Senate seat now

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Burt Sexual posted:

This is bad rap sorry.

Yes but not if it's completely freestyled imo

Also the comments are the best

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Logic.



OWNED, liberatardeds!

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Burt Sexual posted:

This is bad rap sorry.

I'll give you that on the execution, but the content is :hmbol:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Just Chamber posted:

Also the comments are the best

When you're woke and racist at the same time

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
What are the odds Trump still 'reads' Breitbart articles? Because it turns out that piece of poo poo company of Bannons is pushing another piece of poo poo Project Veritas 'expose'. It's a bit of a weird one to me, but I don't really want to process it unless it becomes relevant (retard Trump) or it gets undeserved coverage in the news, which history indicates may be likely.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

exploded mummy posted:

we need to have kid rock vs eminem for a US Senate seat now

Well, Kid Rock doesn't have an Oscar.

Eminem would definitely drop some serious dunks on Kid Rock while he's still going BAWTABA

boscoman
May 14, 2004

Eats like a meal...

Catastrophe posted:

Logic.



OWNED, liberatardeds!



we

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Who is that man and can he be president now?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

cnut posted:

Relaese the gently caress tape!

(after the piss tape)



ahaha
that poo poo is gold

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Kid Rock is secretly in league with Eminem versus Trump!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkLclgtGDB4

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
To my surprise, I actually enjoyed the "equal time" colbert segment on Trump. My own effort to be fair to DJ Trump.

The President of the United States has NOT yet shot a person in the street, despite previous promises.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

LordSloth posted:

To my surprise, I actually enjoyed the "equal time" colbert segment on Trump. My own effort to be fair to DJ Trump.

The President of the United States has NOT yet shot a person in the street, despite previous promises.

True, but he is a complete loving moron.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

cnut posted:

Relaese the gently caress tape!

(after the piss tape)

drat, now there's a gently caress tape? This thread moves FAST, man.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Is The_Donald melting down over Eminem yet and are they at the point yet where they are trying to dig up dirt on him

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

do u know jenny posted:

Is The_Donald melting down over Eminem yet and are they at the point yet where they are trying to dig up dirt on him

Apparently this guy, this degenerate, he rapped about killing his wife! How sick is that. That's pretty sick folks. And I know sick.

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