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Greggster
Aug 14, 2010


Peter Parker became Spider-man, with the proportionate intelligence of a 2year old child.


:ohdear:

Greggster fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Oct 10, 2017

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:cripes:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Tomorrow's special guest star: Pam Poovey

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh poo poo we're gonna get newspaper spider boy!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait... so Spidey just got soaked in water that makes you younger....

Spidey's gonna become the kid on the plane! :aaa:

Proteus Jones posted:

Tomorrow's special guest star: Pam Poovey

Ahahaha

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


oh noooooooooo

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Proteus Jones posted:

Tomorrow's special guest star: Pam Poovey
lmao

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.
I want this to result in teenager peter and handsome young man melvin

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Spider-man furiously dabs at the rocks until they do what he wants.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


KaosMachina posted:

I want this to result in teenager peter and handsome young man melvin

What if this means the end of aunt May's marriage, not because Melvin has to return to subterranea but because he's been transformed into a hot young stud and she's still Old

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Mover posted:

What if this means the end of aunt May's marriage, not because Melvin has to return to subterranea but because he's been transformed into a hot young stud and she's still Old

Mole Man: Fear Eats the Soul

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Actually considering the background color, are we sure Spider-Man didn't accidentally erupt a methane pocket hidden in the rocks?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Mover posted:

Mole Man: Fear Eats the Soul

I saw that movie in German class. Along with Run, Kala, Run.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Even though we know his spider sense is useless, that does raise a good question: Would water that makes you younger set off a danger sense since that technically makes you healthier up to a point? Or would the onrushing flood be more dangerous?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Knowing how this strip works, it's just going to make Peter's costume younger. Also Tyrannus will be reduced to an embryo, which everyone will pass off as sleeping.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010




I guess Peter is kind of a dick, and an rear end in a top hat too.

Greggster fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Oct 11, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

poor peter


BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Goddamn

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Yeah that thing about needing a very specifically measured amount? That was just an OCD thing I picked up over the centuries"

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Quick Peter, tell her that costume makes her look fat next!

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Tyrannus is going to accidentally turn into a child and Kala will have to reraise him, and the mole people, needing a ruler, will have to turn to Melvin who will be obligated to return to his throne.

The fact that Tyrannus should grow up really fast because loving magic water seems to wear off quickly will not be brought up.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Yeah that thing about needing a very specifically measured amount? That was just an OCD thing I picked up over the centuries"

Ah, but you see, the precise amount he needs is 'two sloppy, frantic handfuls', and he got the measured chalice to maintain his dignity.

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Poor Melvin knows that he'll have to postpone the ceremony, because his suit is ruined.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Proteus Jones posted:

Quick Peter, tell her that costume makes her look fat next!

A+.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mover posted:

Mole Man: Fear Eats the Soul

Holy poo poo I did not expect that reference in this thread.


Oh my God Peter you're so stupid :xd:

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?

Mover posted:

What if this means the end of aunt May's marriage, not because Melvin has to return to subterranea but because he's been transformed into a hot young stud and she's still Old

They can still have a May-December relationship

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Both Mole Man and Spidey get completely drenched in waters that just a bigger gulp would turn someone into a baby, while Tyrannus forgets he needed the measuring cup. All punctuated by Spidey having as much tact as expected of him. Beautiful work as always.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So Tyrannus is one hell of a cradle robber? It's 4 am and I'm trying to parse this

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ponsonby Britt posted:

They can still have a May-December relationship

How long have you been sitting on that one?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Ponsonby Britt posted:

They can still have a May-December relationship

Interestingly enough, that's roughly the how long the wedding ceremony is expected to take.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
All Marvel characters who have crushed on May during the decades will crash the wedding and Peter & Melvin will have to drive them off

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Samuringa posted:

All Marvel characters who have crushed on May during the decades will crash the wedding and Peter & Melvin will have to drive them off

One by one. That should keep us going until about 2020.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

So Tyrannus is one hell of a cradle robber? It's 4 am and I'm trying to parse this

To be fair when you're 1500 years old your same-age dating opportunities are limited to... Aunt May.

Oh. Oh poo poo.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



yea he's like wolverine in that the dating options within his age range basically don't exist unless he leaves the planet

which is fine so long as he isn't like ultimate wolverine

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

So Tyrannus is one hell of a cradle robber? It's 4 am and I'm trying to parse this

It's okay he blames it on rio

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



bobkatt013 posted:

It's okay he blames it on rio

Wow. That was a deep dig for that one.

:golfclap:

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
I... kinda get it? I have a memory of rio in spider-man context but that's about it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



werent they just waist deep in the stuff?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Kala :3:

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Kala is way too good for Tyrannus.

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