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Yond Cassius posted:His inaugural project would be the highest-resolution, most lovingly-rendered Bristol Stool Chart ever created. In bad lighting with poor white balance and a lovely B&W conversion also attached just for funsies.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:58 |
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polyester concept posted:He was also planning on going balls deep into a large format set up, both 4x5 and 8x10 Good news! He's decided to go with 8x10 quote:I have dreamed about going into large format for 4 years. The things I want to photograph on large format include landscapes, wild flowers, and landmarks. I am an outdoors person. I already have a portfolio of my best photos. I strive to make my photos unique, beautiful, and professional grade. I have some details worked out and some that are not. The details that are worked out include: Helen Highwater fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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Helen Highwater posted:Good news! He's decided to go with 8x10 Man is this guy making me feel bad about wanting to shoot medium format
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:15 |
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I have many ideas I want to bring to life. I would like advice. submitted 11 days ago It's a whole list of crazy including new operating systems and internets, but I'll only post the photography-relevant part: quote:I dream about starting my own company to bring my ideas to life. They include: You see, he's already got the hard parts figured out. All he needs now is the magic secret on how to get started.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:31 |
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Helen Highwater posted:Good news! He's decided to go with 8x10 quote:I will drum scan only the good stuff; it will be at 4000dpi. -The prints should look high end to the viewers who are laymen What a great goal.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:46 |
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the bottom comment that addresses most of his questions is almost as wrong as the original poster
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:51 |
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Here's a list of all this amazing equipment I will need to complete my photographic odyssey. On question though; how do I take pictures?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:09 |
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His posts are stressing me out and it's not even my money.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:11 |
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Thom12255 posted:His posts are stressing me out and it's not even my money. I feel an overwhelming urge to give him a wedgie.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:36 |
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It's really worth it to go for a journey through his reddit posts. Pages and pages of strangely worded and ridiculous ideas, then all of a sudden a detailed description of his poop fetish.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:51 |
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His post history is really something - terrible posts about photography, terrible posts on economics, and poop.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:49 |
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NeuralSpark posted:His post history is really something - terrible posts about photography, terrible posts on economics, and poop. Why doesn't he post here?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 03:27 |
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Unfortunately his kickstarter to buy a forums account got zero backers.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:36 |
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I'm always weirdly fascinated by his photography posts, because it's like a Markov text generator from other, better posts. The words are familiar and most of them sound like posts by people who know what they're talking about, but they're completely disconnected from each other or any actual understanding.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 19:11 |
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Yond Cassius posted:I'm always weirdly fascinated by his photography posts, because it's like a Markov text generator from other, better posts. The words are familiar and most of them sound like posts by people who know what they're talking about, but they're completely disconnected from each other or any actual understanding. It reminds me of this really small skinny guy I'd sometimes see at the gym who would slowly add 45 lb weights to the squat rack, one at a time, until there was probably over 500 lbs on there. He would pace around the rack between additions, psyching himself up, but would never actually lift anything.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 19:58 |
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polyester concept posted:It reminds me of this really small skinny guy I'd sometimes see at the gym who would slowly add 45 lb weights to the squat rack, one at a time, until there was probably over 500 lbs on there. He would pace around the rack between additions, psyching himself up, but would never actually lift anything. The difference is that the skinny little dude at least got the exercise value of hefting the 45-lb plates onto the rack.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 23:49 |
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He sounds like a guy who's spent infinite amounts of time acquiring photography information on the web, but very little time actually taking any photos. Hard to get out there and snap some pics when there's so much poop out there and so little time.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 00:05 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:He sounds like a guy who's spent infinite amounts of time acquiring photography information on the web, but very little time actually taking any photos. Pls dont doxx me like this
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 01:36 |
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I'm late on this but .. ....it's over saturated.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:27 |
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quote:The photographer's eye never rests,it's always attentive and trained to discover new scenes in different places and moments that to others may seem insignificant. It's my wish to share with you my discoveries. https://flic.kr/p/QLCSuD Sergio Pessolano PRO 5mo posted:Great colors! You only need to favorite 1 million flickr photos to get this kind of following. Thom12255 fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Oct 11, 2017 |
# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:40 |
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Gold Star Award - Level 1 You are invited to add this exceptional image to GOLD STAR AWARD (Flickr comments are cancer)
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:45 |
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The watermark right down the middle is really something special And the tags... 'micropyle' it me i'm that.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:45 |
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rio posted:Gold Star Award - Level 1 You've now offended cancer and hurt its feelings.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:46 |
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1k likes for drawing with MSPaint onto clipart? https://flic.kr/p/Apt4z8 He's watermarked it too so you can't steal it
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:24 |
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Kenny Logins posted:The watermark right down the middle is really something special "sexually" made it into the tags too. I know a lot of creeps stalk flickr for fap material but a neon caterpillar is not something I would have guessed as a fetish.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:34 |
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xzzy posted:"sexually" made it into the tags too.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:32 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:51 |
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pls dont doxx me
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:25 |
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An inert vape with creamy smooth oceanside bokeh, aww hell yeah.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:30 |
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vape nation's version of d day
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:46 |
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Surprised no butt crack
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:55 |
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As the camera tilts up, the hard edges of the sub-ohm power source and XXX-treme capacity tank throw deep shadows on the sand. As if in the distance the first quavering notes of "Also sprach Zarathustra" float over the surf before the pounding of the tympani and the pounding of the waves work in concordance with the rising of the sun to reveal the awesome SX G Class 200W TC Box and Sigelei Moonshot RDTA Tank. A cloud of vapor rolls across the scene. It is Alpha Vape's Heist. The music fades in to submission and Big Analog is defeated once and for all.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 17:43 |
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I want to see the picture he took.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 17:52 |
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I wish someone ran up and punted it into the ocean.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 18:44 |
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just a castaway a manchild lost at sea another lonely day with no one here but me more candy-flavored clouds than my baby palate could bear rescue me before I fall into le despair i'll send a robot dick to the world i'll send a robot dick to the world i hope that someone gets my e-cig in a bottle
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:12 |
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Kenny Logins posted:
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:32 |
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Doggles posted:I have many ideas I want to bring to life. I would like advice. Holy poo poo. Hey guys how do I start a sensor fabrication foundry? How should I word my kickstarter pitch? I've digested a lot of dpreview posts, so I know I'm on the cusp of achieving this goal.
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 23:54 |
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This individual works in the white house and this is their portfolio site: http://www.politicalphotographer.co/ I appreciate that as a documentary photographer you don't get to choose the scene and lighting so they won't all be zingers, but it seems reasonable that the site you set up to show off your work should be the very best you can produce.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 21:53 |
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It's funny because her wikipedia article claims she's worked for a ton of clients but doesn't name any of them. Meanwhile the last three official white house photographers have actual portfolios not just random collections of sara palin snapshots. It's almost like this administration is garbage and hires mediocre people. Note that I'm not taking a shot at someone who takes hundreds of mediocre snapshots at events, every event photographer does that because not every event photo is a masterpiece. Most of us don't put massive dumps of them up on our portfolio. I delivered 435 photos for my last wedding job but I'll probably only put one or two from it in my port the next time I update. Her site is some craigslist bullshit.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 22:15 |
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It’s a pretty insane contrast to the amazing photos of Obama on the campaign trail and in the White House over the years.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 15:47 |