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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Didn't see this posted yet.



As someone whose day job involves charity fundraising walks... helloooo new desktop background!

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
NOT a costume!

Kelly has the best labels :allears:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nth'ing the Kelly love, we really don't deserve him.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Iron Crowned posted:

Death comes for us all, much like Santa Claus
False. Unlike Santa, Death actually visits the poor.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Who's the figure on the right supposed to be? My first uninformed guess is Spanish Republicans.

Edit:
I now realize he might be wearing a tuxedo, so I guess a capitalist but not in a top hat.

yeah but also he's in masonic gear, i think he's supposed to be a well connected WASP

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

World Famous W posted:

False. Unlike Santa, Death actually visits the poor.

Waking up dead is like Christmas morning IMHO

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Iron Crowned posted:

Waking up dead is like Christmas morning IMHO

I once dreamed it happened, and I'm pretty sure the reality isn't going to live up to my dream.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Iron Crowned posted:

Waking up dead is like Christmas morning IMHO

No that's Easter.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


World Famous W posted:

False. Unlike Santa, Death actually visits the poor.

I've got some bad news for you, the angel of death got fired for downsizing and santa now does both the Father Christmas and Death jobs for no extra pay.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Radish posted:

No that's Easter.

Isn't that Good Friday actually?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zemyla posted:

I once dreamed it happened, and I'm pretty sure the reality isn't going to live up to my dream.

The other day I had a dream that I was playing PS4 with The Undertaker

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I've got some bad news for you, the angel of death got fired for downsizing and santa now does both the Father Christmas and Death jobs for no extra pay.

Is this because he died?

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Lich posted:

The California Wildfires. So sad the amount of lives lost and damage done.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Zemyla posted:

You forgot to add the title.

"There Autumn Be A Law"
Don't really care for the cartoon itself, but that title is glorious.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Sandpuppy posted:

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Perhaps I've stared into the abyss for too long, but I would've expected Ramirez drawing a fat, hairy, naked man to be more disturbing than this.

but...if people are wandering into harvey's bathroom while he is showering, wouldn't that make THEM the sex offender? :confused:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
NZ Herald

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden


That is a solid pun.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

There has to be some comic where they complain about a right-winger getting fired for political statements, right?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Hotel California is in Todos Santos, Mexico.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Begemot posted:

That is a solid pun.

We have seen so many cork puns now, and I am wondering if every cartoonist thought they were the only one to think of this great pun.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Help Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I'm not sure if I can get behind that gritty reboot.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
How about Win Wein Stein's Money

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

How about Win Wein Stein's Money

hmm, who's hosting that one?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Fathis Munk posted:

hmm, who's hosting that one?

It's a different cohost every episode, but it doesn't matter because they never say anything or make eye contact with any of the contestants

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Didn't see this posted yet.



I like how kelley makes an overlabeled cartoon about every minor inconvenience in life

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Despera posted:

I like how kelley makes an overlabeled cartoon about every minor inconvenience in life

:thejoke:

Nice millennial description.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Bombadilillo posted:

:thejoke:

Nice millennial description.

No i actually like it

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump and Rex Tillerson – Donald Trump has challenged his secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, to ‘compare IQ tests’ if he did call the president a ‘moron’, as reported"

Telegraph:

Sturgeon proposes cheap, state-owned energy for Scotland

Independent:

Audit lays bare racial disparities in UK schools, courts and workplaces

Times:

After Landseer.

Evening Standard:

The allegations against Harvey Weinstein: what we know so far

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Thank god a famous guy turned out to be a horrible monster so we don't need to talk about gun control.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

KillerQueen posted:

Thank god a famous guy turned out to be a horrible monster so we don't need to talk about gun control.

don't kid yourself, the conversation wouldn't be about gun control, it would be about not talking about gun control.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Xander77 posted:

Thanks, but I'm looking for a better fit in terms of composition. Something like:


Obligatory:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Despera posted:

No i actually like it

My favorite ones are those that open a window into "Kelly's" own life and how he sees himself


Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sandpuppy posted:

Radical Fitness Extremists :discourse:

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Change it to "Good Guy With a Gun" and both panels show nothing.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Golding:


Le Lievre:


Rowe:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kegluneq posted:

Lol 5k is basically a fun run.

You sound like a radical fitness extremist :mad:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nenonen posted:

You sound like a radical fitness extremist :mad:

Lars Larson literally called cyclists the Spandex Mafia the other day. :chloe:

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



I'm sorry Branco, but the Vegas shooter was stopped by a Bad Guy with a Gun.

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