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You have to drink it for it to take effect. Being submerged in it won't do.
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The laws of osmosis get loving weird when it comes to fountains of youth.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:47
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Spidey had a small reserve of age beneath his mask. Moley will have to drink for an hour uninterrupted before the effects start to show.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:50
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Elfface posted:Spidey had a small reserve of age beneath his mask. There isnt enough fountain water in the world to effect May.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:59
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She tried to murder him by smacking his medicine out of his hand, he tried to murder her with some monsters, they're both just taking a mulligan.
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Oct 12, 2017 01:14
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So...Tyrannus will still be ruling the underworld right? That means it's time for a goddamn wedding to start finally.
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Oct 12, 2017 01:38
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why is spiderman negging moleman
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Greggster posted:I... kinda get it? I have a memory of rio in spider-man context but that's about it. Look up the movie blame it on rio
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Choco1980 posted:So...Tyrannus will still be ruling the underworld right? That means it's time for a goddamn wedding to start finally. Finally, we're gonna get our permanently recurring Uncle Moley character! Elfface posted:Spidey had a small reserve of age beneath his mask. Beautiful 
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Oct 12, 2017 04:58
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Kala's way too good for this comic.
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Oct 12, 2017 05:16
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 oh no narrator
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Oct 13, 2017 00:12
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No! The mole people will be without a leader and Moley will have to stay! drat you Tyrannus!
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Oct 13, 2017 00:15
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Next: The long, happy reign of King Lenny
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Surprise twist! Next Uncle Moley must help Spidey defend the Earth from Galactus before the wedding can proceed!
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Oct 13, 2017 12:43
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Well that was a giant loving circle to nowhere
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Oct 13, 2017 14:06
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Why would you "admit" that you want to be on the surface again, Spidey? As if you're slightly ashamed.
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Lobok posted:Why would you "admit" that you want to be on the surface again, Spidey? As if you're slightly ashamed. maybe he was bitten by a radioactive trapdoor spider and actually kinda likes it down there
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Oct 13, 2017 14:17
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He's just trying to be polite. Doesn't want to tell his future uncle that he thinks his old place is a poo poo hole.
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Turns out he'll make it to the surface just fine. But the sky will be a deep blood red as our sleeping alien's surviving children invade.
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evilmiera posted:Turns out he'll make it to the surface just fine. But the sky will be a deep blood red as our sleeping alien's surviving children invade. The Watchers They dance
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Oct 14, 2017 03:23
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Oct 14, 2017 03:57
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Subterranea - noted in travel books for lack of accurate perspective.
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Oct 14, 2017 04:25
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Since women in the newspaperverse are attracted to brain damaged men, I would recommend that Mole should attempt a lobotomy on himself before the wedding.
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Oct 14, 2017 04:45
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Moleman and May successfully get married no whammies no whammies no whammies 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The Watchers Hit not with a break on the head the Watchers! Ask not questions concerning membership status with the Avengers of the Watchers! Lalalala, lalalala!
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Cloks posted:Subterranea - noted in travel books for lack of accurate perspective. that's common in underground art
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Tunicate posted:that's common in underground art God drat 
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Oct 14, 2017 06:32
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So Peter's definitely delirious from cave fumes and bathing in Merlin's Fountain of Youth yes?
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Tunicate posted:that's common in underground art Stop making me laugh out loud on this bus you moleman
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Wasnt Aunt May having some kind of heart attack the last time we saw her?
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Jerusalem posted:Moleman and May successfully get married no whammies no whammies no whammies After getting married, he is renamed Molehusband and then he dies in a freak accident while parking his car.
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Cat Mattress posted:After getting married, he is renamed Molehusband and then he dies in a freak accident while parking his car. No, he will be shot by a moleglar.
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evilmiera posted:No, he will be shot by a moleglar. Named Moelagar Moletagan?
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He'll be named new character of the decade and be in 40% of Marvel books by the 2020's
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With great stick comes great molesbility.
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The Unfetered One posted:Wasnt Aunt May having some kind of heart attack the last time we saw her? No, last time we saw her she was fine, hanging out with Moley's priest buddy. That was on Aug 22. It seems like it's been so much longer.
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He'll be replaced by the new Moleman, Eugene Gilbert, who looks pretty much exactly like Melvin.
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jyrque posted:With great stick comes great molesbility. I don't think that'll work because the first time I looked at that I misread that word as 'molestability'
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The Unfetered One posted:Wasnt Aunt May having some kind of heart attack the last time we saw her? Well, not necessarily a heart attack, but: Synthbuttrange posted:
So yeah, the reset button is probably going to be "she has spelunker's heart".
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KaosMachina posted:I don't think that'll work because the first time I looked at that I misread that word as 'molestability' oh noooooooo
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