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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I'm the skunk

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

I'm The Blink-182

pram
Jun 10, 2001
nice scam mate

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
are you a bad enough dude to listen to the dangerous sound

https://twitter.com/AP/status/918547256525185024

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

are you a bad enough dude to listen to the dangerous sound

https://twitter.com/AP/status/918547256525185024
maybe someone in the embassy just really likes noise tracks

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

are you a bad enough dude to listen to the dangerous sound

https://twitter.com/AP/status/918547256525185024

id bet money this is something the CIA was trying to cook up to gently caress with the cubans and it somehow comedically backfired and they cant admit it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

bump_fn posted:

id bet money this is something the CIA was trying to cook up to gently caress with the cubans and it somehow comedically backfired and they cant admit it

if castro were still alive, i'd agree with you (he's dead, right?)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/918506562972540928

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Sucks to your Aasimar

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




lol just lol if your character is so pedestrian as to even appear on this chart

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i'm a half-orc cyber-druid

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i'm the half-orc bard

you can call me el kabong

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

bump_fn posted:

id bet money this is something the CIA was trying to cook up to gently caress with the cubans and it somehow comedically backfired and they cant admit it

look up microwave counter-surveillance, the same poo poo happened in moscow once

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Improbable Lobster posted:

i'm a half-orc cyber-druid
got a level 20 half orc fire mage

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


known to flip like Freeza when i'm enraged; got a level 20 half-orc fire mage

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
half orcs reminded me of this exchange


can't believe richard let those two go make their own offsite

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sucks to your Aasimar

Aasimar Bard right here.

MrAptronym fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 12, 2017

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

what about

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sucks to your Aasimar
we used to make this reference literally every session where an aasimar was a pc or npc

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

are you a bad enough dude to listen to the dangerous sound

https://twitter.com/AP/status/918547256525185024

thanks fuckhead now i have to pick my brain up off my keyboard nws that poo poo, dude.

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
Literally in my office right now

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I like when articles use she as the pronoun instead of he

Especially on a topic like D&D

I'm too white to say woke, so I won't attribute it in this case but its very sweet :3:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

lmao great product design by microsoft there. nobody could have seen that coming

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

KoRMaK posted:

I like when articles use she as the pronoun instead of he

Especially on a topic like D&D

I'm too white to say woke, so I won't attribute it in this case but its very sweet :3:

i was the least imaginative d&d person ever. almost always wound up with a human fighter, because i wanted to be tall and strong, two things that i've never been in real life :v:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

prefect posted:

i was the least imaginative d&d person ever. almost always wound up with a human fighter, because i wanted to be tall and strong, two things that i've never been in real life :v:

I usually played Aasimari paladins with no dark secrets or tortured pasts.

:shrug:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/valiantarmor/status/918268238231769088

this guy is my hero

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

i was the least imaginative d&d person ever. almost always wound up with a human fighter, because i wanted to be tall and strong, two things that i've never been in real life :v:
D&D wizzards can easily be tall and strong if you can keep them alive long enough

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

D&D wizzards can easily be tall and strong if you can keep them alive long enough

when you're first level, have one to four hit points, and can cast one lame little spell a day, it doesn't feel very magical :D

although it did teach me what a prestidigitator is

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



prefect posted:

i was the least imaginative d&d person ever. almost always wound up with a human fighter, because i wanted to be tall and strong, two things that i've never been in real life :v:

Why are you quoting me and then saying that? it doesn't seem relevant...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

KoRMaK posted:

Why are you quoting me and then saying that? it doesn't seem relevant...



because you quoted the thing i posted about d&d and i felt like rambling on about things :shobon:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

I wonder if someone pushed him onto the tracks...

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

lmao great product design by microsoft there. nobody could have seen that coming

if you're gross enough to stain a product yellow by touching it, there's nothing any manufacturer can do about it, short of making the thing out of welded stainless like an autopsy table or jail toilet

goons gonna goon

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



prefect posted:

because you quoted the thing i posted about d&d and i felt like rambling on about things :shobon:
Namaste

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

if you're gross enough to stain a product yellow by touching it, there's nothing any manufacturer can do about it, short of making the thing out of welded stainless like an autopsy table or jail toilet

goons gonna goon

I think not having sticky carpet coating would be a good start

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


human fighters hell yeah gently caress rogues

dwarf fighters hell yeah get drunk praise jesus

elf fighters lol

Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Oct 12, 2017

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

We Know Catheters posted:

I wonder if someone pushed him onto the tracks...

It would depend on how many browsers were at risk on the other track.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QVlrwI_s

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

prefect posted:

i was the least imaginative d&d person ever. almost always wound up with a human fighter, because i wanted to be tall and strong, two things that i've never been in real life :v:
whenever i play crawl i make a human barbarian named AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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