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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Blue Moonlight posted:

This scoobydoo thought PPE would hide his love of recreational diving, but SEA PATROL knew better!

lol perfect

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Blue Moonlight posted:

This scoobydoo thought PPE would hide his love of recreational diving, but SEA PATROL knew better!

:perfect:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




He's sporting some impressive wood, there.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
the onrunning joke when was in NC was that Family Dollar and General Dollar were the same Dollar in different timelines, one Dollar raising 5 kids on his own and doing a pretty bang-up job of it and the other commanding the armies of the north due to an invasion by the rupee army.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Which is which?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Nocheez posted:

Which is which?

The one with family in its name is the family man, the one with general in its name is the general.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Dad joke thread is over there.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm the autobody.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
That was more like a dad joke by a dad who fell and hit his head while repairing the deck two summers ago and ain't been right since.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Sad dad.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That was more like a dad joke by a dad who fell and hit his head while repairing the deck two summers ago and ain't been right since.

I don't talk about your accidents and I'd appreciate you not talking about that deck.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

It's the music that ties that video together.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

GotLag posted:

It's the music that ties that video together.

It gave me flashbacks to that weird video that Red Letter Media reviewed called 'Exploding Varmints Part 1'

:nms: if you don't like seeing varmints going 'splodey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSp1epmt3ds

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Oct 10, 2017

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Helium was too expensive I guess

https://giant.gfycat.com/VastFondHammerheadshark.webm

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/wRZpkSJ.gifv

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Oh the humanity!

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
I'll be darned, it's literally this in slow motion.

https://i.imgur.com/3PQFK7Y.mp4

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Thanks cold war thread

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

f#a# posted:

I'll be darned, it's literally this in slow motion.

https://i.imgur.com/3PQFK7Y.mp4


It's not slo-mo, it's just larger than miniature. And there's a second link between the pendulum and the driver.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Now imagine if this were with the Macy's parade balloons...

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

GotLag posted:

It's the music that ties that video together.

I like the idea of blowing up burrowing mammals to what sounds like the Lemmings soundtrack

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now imagine if this were with the Macy's parade balloons...

It would be glorious



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAyVmng0oxk

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
From the military history thread:

Friar John posted:



Illustration of a cannon accident, from an Upper Rhenish treatise on warfare from ca. 1420-40. I think my favorite part is how the survivor's got his hands on his head, but isn't shouting or crying out. He looks more concerned with having to clean up the mess.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Everything's according to plan. He's just covering his ears.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What're you going to shout? "Tobias you cack-handed twat!"?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"MAWP"

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Wrong thread, sorry.

Arms_Akimbo fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 11, 2017

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Vertical video warning

Also :nms:

https://streamable.com/os907

The sound 0_0

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

FuturePastNow posted:

Vertical video warning

Also :nms:

https://streamable.com/os907

The sound 0_0

This is basically anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line after they get a dusting of snow.

Sam Hall
Jun 29, 2003

FuturePastNow posted:

Vertical video warning

Also :nms:

https://streamable.com/os907

The sound 0_0

"Holy poo poo I can't see a drat thing for all this snow, I should speed way up so I get out of this sooner"

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

MausoleumExtremist posted:

This is basically anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line after they get a dusting of snow.

NE Ohio reporting in here.

You learn how to not do this when you're 15 and a half. If not before.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




MausoleumExtremist posted:

This is basically anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line after they get a dusting of snow.

It was in Michigan though.

193 cars, including a truck full of fireworks.

And one fatality.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



MausoleumExtremist posted:

This is basically anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line after they get a dusting of snow.

Nobody ever explains that this is because our roads ice over and then get covered in snow, so everything becomes a skating rink.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Takoluka posted:

Nobody ever explains that this is because our roads ice over and then get covered in snow, so everything becomes a skating rink.

right! the problem is because of a unique physics phenomenon that only exists in the american south, that no other people on the planet have ever encountered

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
Most people on the planet have precautions in place like road salt, street plows, and practice driving in the conditions.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Oh, but when a hurricane hit New York and all the Yankees got buttfucked by weather they're not used to, suddenly it's Serious Business.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Lutha Mahtin posted:

right! the problem is because of a unique physics phenomenon that only exists in the american south, that no other people on the planet have ever encountered

Also you basically have 3 counties waiting for Ol' Clem to show up with the one working plow/sand truck in the region.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Swilo posted:

Most people on the planet have precautions in place like road salt, street plows, and practice driving in the conditions.

It's almost like it doesn't make sense to invest heavily in infrastructure for relatively unlikely events. Chicago can justify a fleet of plows and salt trucks, Atlanta is better off just shutting down for a day or two every few years when the roads ice over.

How many cities anywhere in the world below the 35th parallel or so, excluding weird climates and altitudes, do you think have things like plows and salt ready to go?

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I have lived in Northeast Ohio and in North Carolina and the snows are totally different. You just aren't prepared for the ice in the South.

Snow in Alaska was a piece of cake for me. Then again, almost every rental was AWD.

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