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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am wearing pants but no shirt right now.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Josh Lyman posted:

why would you ever wear pants at home smdh

It's cold because I left the window open because I want to be cold. So I need pants.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Quiet Feet posted:

That's bullshit Romo you can totally measure a man's heart, you just need a scale and something to extract it.

See: Gaines Adams

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
honestly gently caress pants

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Dr. Cuddles posted:

honestly gently caress pants

they're called crotchless pants

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Take all the hits wentz.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
A designed Wentz run?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

nice tackling

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
wait people wear clothes in their own homes?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Proper size pants are comfortable. I don't understand.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







god wentz is loving tough

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
There is no reason to have Colin Jones ever play. No one can be more worthless than him.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

"Contact that would normally be considered pass interference, but the pass is clearly uncatchable by the involved players. "

I always assumed "uncatchable" in this context used the same sort of rationale as intentional grounding. The ball wasn't ten yards away from the receiver or anything even though his positioning relative to the defenders made it uncatchable as a practical matter

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

The balls on Wentz

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



go for it

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Qwijib0 posted:

they're called crotchless pants

Lol

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
god drat i love elliott

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







three posted:

There is no reason to have Colin Jones ever play. No one can be more worthless than him.

yeah i have no idea why he's on the team.

they claim he's a special teams ace but im not sure what he's done to deserve that designation

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
jake elliott remains rad as hell

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





eh

I'm coll making it an 8 point game again

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
What I like is when Jake Elliott kicks the football and scores points

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

For the love of god can someone tell me if any players kneeled during the anthem? I'm unreasonably dying to know.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So Cinci had the best kicker in the league, check out.

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Ibrance for seniors with goons still living at home.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

fsif posted:

I always assumed "uncatchable" in this context used the same sort of rationale as intentional grounding. The ball wasn't ten yards away from the receiver or anything even though his positioning relative to the defenders made it uncatchable as a practical matter

There's no definition in the rulebook

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Caleb Sturgis for a 7th incoming

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

axeil posted:

god drat i love elliott

you had to go get your own elliot

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Crescent Wrench posted:

What I like is when Jake Elliott kicks the football and scores points

I've given this careful consideration and I'm forced to agree.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
gently caress trump is killing the subsidies.

there is nothing good in the world

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If you are wondering about how salty I feel about Jake Elliott, the answer is very very very very very very very very very very very extremely very very very very very indubitably salty.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

blue squares posted:

you had to go get your own elliot

i anxiously await the silly graphics when we play on SNF

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Josh Lyman posted:

why would you ever wear pants at home smdh

It's cold. I've been wearing sweats all day

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







man im really glad we keep running that same play every first play

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Carolina is still running the ball backwards

hahaha

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010

got any sevens posted:

It's cold. I've been wearing sweats all day

sweats are fair

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Good rear end play calling

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Keep running Carolina

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

yes keep running. establish it

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
faaaaarrrrtttt

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
When will the NFL media give up and admit that McCaffrey isn't some messiah?

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