Cycle Pics: Hatsune Mikuni

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tjones: May 13, 2005

Ola posted:

Steer into the turn, jab the front brake. Do a smooth front flip over the obstacle. Grip the tank with the thighs, let go of the handlebar and flip the offending driver dual birds while upside down, facing backwards. Land in a wheelie so you have time to straighten the fork. Departing burnout will help conceal your plate.

It is always a delight to learn of other pilots that are proponents of the classic inverted maneuver.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 23:35

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:20

hot sauce: Jan 13, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Ola posted:

Steer into the turn, jab the front brake. Do a smooth front flip over the obstacle. Grip the tank with the thighs, let go of the handlebar and flip the offending driver dual birds while upside down, facing backwards. Land in a wheelie so you have time to straighten the fork. Departing burnout will help conceal your plate.

This is chapter 1 stuff in twist of the wrist

# ? Oct 7, 2017 00:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sagebrush posted:

Why, it's as though he didn't take the msf course at all!

Lol

# ? Oct 7, 2017 01:14

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Oct 8, 2017 04:09

CovfefeCatCafe: Apr 11, 2006; A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

dumb. posted:

How is this not a picture of a random garage in Taiwan?

(Also, that loving GS getting impounded, lol)

# ? Oct 8, 2017 04:47

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I'm highly amused by the idea of some two bit street rat terrorizing the neighbourhood on the dentist bike.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 13:44

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

I'm the Vino held together with duct tape. Also, "illegal dirt bikes"??

# ? Oct 9, 2017 16:01

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

its all nice on rice posted:

I'm the Vino held together with duct tape. Also, "illegal dirt bikes"??

"illegal dirt bikes" is the "assault weapon" of the motorcycling world

# ? Oct 9, 2017 19:47

hot sauce: Jan 13, 2005; Grimey Drawer

drat, that's a really good way to put it.

# ? Oct 9, 2017 19:59

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

"illegal dirt bikes" is the "assault weapon" of the motorcycling world

I hope all those assault weapons are in better condition than the illegal dirt bikes I've had to work on. Stay safe shooters :ohdear:

# ? Oct 9, 2017 20:05

Razzled: Feb 3, 2011; MY HARLEY IS COOL

yall game weak

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ94AfBAdq1/

# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Razzled posted:

yall game weak

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ94AfBAdq1/

Excuse me, ahem, but that does not strike me as safe. :crossarms:

# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Bananana posted:

Excuse me, ahem, but that does not strike me as safe.

Yeah, they aren't even wearing protection.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:37

eggyolk: Nov 8, 2007

I read that as "When you killed the cat..." and immediately realized the depth of my whiteness.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 18:25

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, they aren't even wearing protection.

Prophylactic helmets.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 18:27

GI Joe jobs: Jun 25, 2005; 🎅🤜🤛👷

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gullous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

Turn in your keys at the front desk, nsap will escort you to the nearest bus stop.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:39

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I like that they have a tire swing set up in the corner. (at 0:45)

# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:46

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

When Mid-Life-Crises Collide, coming soon to Channel 5.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:14

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Gullous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

I don't think I've seen a dual-hub setup like that before, pretty cool, but I'm imagining I don't see it much because it's more efficient to just run a larger single hub or go to mid drive?

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:04

ought ten: Feb 6, 2004

Gullous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

Imagine doing 50 in crocs and a t-shirt.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:13

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

Gullous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

I would love to. Who is he? I am subscribing to all his poo poo, immediately.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:13

Coydog: Mar 5, 2007; Fallen Rib

Gullous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIJm7101pg
Imagine getting passed by this guy

Imagine relying on those tiny bicycle wheels for traction. Imagine hitting the pavement at 50 MPH without a shred of protection or helmet.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:17

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

Coydog posted:

Imagine relying on those tiny bicycle wheels for traction. Imagine hitting the pavement at 50 MPH without a shred of protection or helmet.

Having watched a fair bit of cycling on TV last year and this, and suffered plenty of visual trauma, he is nothing as mad as Tour de France riders.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

When Mid-Life-Crises Collide, coming soon to Channel 5.

Any more vids of stuff like this?

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:27

nsaP: May 4, 2004; alright?

ought ten posted:

Imagine doing 50 in crocs and a t-shirt.

Now imagine doing it on the bicycle!

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:03

MomJeans420: Mar 19, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Any more vids of stuff like this?

I'm assuming you've seen No Prisoners?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpdZgypOPdA

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MomJeans420 posted:

I'm assuming you've seen No Prisoners?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpdZgypOPdA

Np is too grizzly

I want more funny

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:51

builds character: Jan 16, 2008; Keep at it.

The Bananana posted:

Np is too grizzly

I want more funny

Look up dirt riders crashing. Worst thing that ever happens is someone breaks something pretty badly, but there�s nobody dying.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:41

MetaJew: Apr 14, 2006; Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

IMHO skip NP and crash videos entirely and only watch Ronnie Mac goon riding videos.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:53

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Wisdom. Ronnie Mac is the way and the light

# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:36

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

ought ten posted:

Imagine doing 50 in crocs and a t-shirt.

imagine no longer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKoXzbw13E

e: drat, I thought for sure it was a t-shirt. Well, you'll have to make do with crocs and shorts and a hoodie.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:12