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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


ron jeremy, expert on seeing people naked on tv

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Gio posted:

lol, i love these TED-esque talks that carry an air of faux-profundity. like the amazing point is apparently, “corporations learned people like variety!” which is something only a dipshit tone deaf suit would find revelatory.

The only TED talk I retained any useful information from was the one about how smart crows are.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Accretionist posted:

Food Science hadn't defeated impulse control yet

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiAAhUeR6Y&t=49s

Fun video about the development of more appetizing foods and why grocery stores started stocking 25 different kinds of spaghetti sauce.

love to have 25 different kinds of the same thing to choose from, which one is good, which one is bad, i don't remember which ones i've even tried

trick question, they're all garbage, good spaghetti sauce can be made in 10 minutes from a can of san marzano tomatoes, a bulb of garlic, basil, and olive oil

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

StashAugustine posted:

ron jeremy, expert on seeing people naked on tv

He's also a leading expert on assholes, so I think he's the right man for the job on this topic.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Duscat posted:

love to have 25 different kinds of the same thing to choose from, which one is good, which one is bad, i don't remember which ones i've even tried

trick question, they're all garbage, good spaghetti sauce can be made in 10 minutes from a can of san marzano tomatoes, a bulb of garlic, basil, and olive oil

you forgot the onion and oregano you lunatic

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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StashAugustine posted:

ron jeremy, expert on seeing people naked on tv

He's gonna challenge Bannon to a suck off

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The only TED talk I retained any useful information from was the one about how smart crows are.

I think the only TED talk I've watched was the one from the onion where the lady talks about big rocks. That was enough for me

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
the only one I've watched is 2070 Paradigm Shift

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

StashAugustine posted:

ron jeremy, expert on seeing people naked on tv

"seeing" is not the verb I would go for here

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

pushpins posted:

He's gonna challenge Barron to a suck off

Read it like this and got extremely concerned :ohdear:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

walgreenslatino posted:

the only one I've watched is 2070 Paradigm Shift

thats a lot funnier when you have context from seeing other ted talks

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this is the most accurate image ever posted in c-spam

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Fuckin lightweight

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/parliawint/stat...er%3D74%23pti19

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-took-art-class-11332200





Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


And over here we're going to paint some happy little nationalized trains.

e: https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/918764838532403200

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 10:38 on Oct 13, 2017

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/871050675383410688

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

How can you possibly not provide a link

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Duscat posted:

love to have 25 different kinds of the same thing to choose from, which one is good, which one is bad, i don't remember which ones i've even tried

trick question, they're all garbage, good spaghetti sauce can be made in 10 minutes from a can of san marzano tomatoes, a bulb of garlic, basil, and olive oil

Ten minutes? What the poo poo, that's not enough time, I'm not even Italian but I still want to fight you now

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


E: doubled

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

this is the most accurate image ever posted in c-spam

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Malia Obama intentionally bought the most disgusting car she could to troll us.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
is it a Chrysler PT Cruiser?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Best Giraffe posted:

Ten minutes? What the poo poo, that's not enough time, I'm not even Italian but I still want to fight you now

I'm Italian and I'll allow it

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Michael Bayleaf posted:

I think the only TED talk I've watched was the one from the onion where the lady talks about big rocks. That was enough for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


lmao

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The only TED talk I retained any useful information from was the one about how smart crows are.

i watched a very good ted talk about the biology of ant colonies once. each one only ever produces a single queen, which lives for decades

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

zeal posted:

i watched a very good ted talk about the biology of ant colonies once. each one only ever produces a single queen, which lives for decades

Ants love and honor thicc women

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


roads Roads roads road roadS ROadS ROADS

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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