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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




I literally can't tell what physical gender that person is, which is worrying given the last few derails.

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Is that Lena Dunham?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Munchables posted:

Is that Lena Dunham?

Either that or a particularly doughy thirty-something man.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Munchables posted:

Is that Lena Dunham?

It says right there it's Jose Perez.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

How Rude posted:

i was looking up my town's local pho place and its reviews and uh



:yikes:

Gungis Bumbledeer sounds like it's from that same list of names as Bobson Dugnutt

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Burt Sexual posted:

everyone? 1st grade kinda a big deal to a kid/parent. maybe this is an ironic joke. people even take pictures on the first day of school each year. *gasp*

This is extremely bizzare and I have never heard of it.

Must be a regional thing. :shrug:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

rydiafan posted:

I literally can't tell what physical gender that person is, which is worrying given the last few derails.

Gender is mental, sex is physical. :quagmire:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I know that. I would have bet real money I'd put "sex". Brain spasm based on the aforementioned derail, I guess.

verymoldy
May 23, 2004


Not an empty quote.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


text me a vag pic posted:

Cash Crab, name change plz.

Your name, or the whole thread title? Either way I am game

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

cash crab posted:

Your name, or the whole thread title? Either way I am game

This thread and everyone in it

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

hockey jockey posted:

8 inch.

What other pick-up line do you even need?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Who What Now posted:

To the extent that it's trivially easy and costs you literally nothing to do so.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-who-born-white-identifies-11285096

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

How Rude posted:

i was looking up my town's local pho place and its reviews and uh



:yikes:

I choose to read this as kind of funny stdh

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I like the gigantic loving implants because in order to be black she has to have huge tits.

Vaiyne
Sep 2, 2011

Munchables posted:

Is that Lena Dunham?

Hell, I thought it was Tobey Maguire.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

cash crab posted:

Your name, or the whole thread title? Either way I am game

Change everyone's name to it

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



nerd plus rage posted:

Change everyone's name to it

Change everyone's name to "Husband". Change thread name to Dozens of Husbands.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

rydiafan posted:

Change everyone's name to "Husband". Change thread name to Dozens of Husbands.

This. Let's do this.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Don't think we could have identical names but we could do the Hot Dog Day # thing I guess.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

LingcodKilla posted:

Don't think we could have identical names but we could do the Hot Dog Day # thing I guess.

Who gets to be "Wife"?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Door Frame posted:

Who gets to be "Wife"?

Cash Crab of course.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I'm comfortable being the absent father figure.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

cash crab posted:

I'm comfortable being the absent father figure.

You just gotta do the body system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXYMhClL4lU

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQdSJgRBLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOj1BRlgAFA

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

rydiafan posted:

I literally can't tell what physical gender that person is, which is worrying given the last few derails.

who cares, gently caress what you like that will gently caress you back

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

cash crab posted:

I'm comfortable being the absent father figure.

Well I don't need two

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Who What Now posted:

To the extent that it's trivially easy and costs you literally nothing to do so.

Yeah but that would prevent Bill from being a pedantic piece of poo poo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I'm the goddamn pigeon.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Like I said, I’m one of the thread title dudes. The wait staff was really rude

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

How Rude posted:

i was looking up my town's local pho place and its reviews and uh



:yikes:

Forget about the number of husbands. If the pho gave someone an illness, which was the soup that was a'ight?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Tonetta posted:

who cares, gently caress what you like that will gently caress you back

Good advice in any situation


NewFatMike posted:

Well I don't need two

Sometimes a family doesn't need to be a dad and a mom and two kids. Sometimes, a family can just be you and your innumerable absent fathers, hovering at the periphery of your life, occasionally reentering to introduce you to a woman he met at the meat raffle and asking if you can spot him a few hundred, just until next month

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

----delicately----isn't this that Shmorky person I recently learned about?

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

gleebster posted:

Forget about the number of husbands. If the pho gave someone an illness, which was the soup that was a'ight?

Come on, let's ask the real questions here, can food poisoning also be an STI?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Tonetta posted:

who cares, gently caress what you like that will gently caress you back

I don't want to gently caress whatever that thing is.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

king spoon
Jun 11, 2007
https://youtu.be/L1yWH6QSP4k
Video of white lady that says she's black

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

king spoon posted:

https://youtu.be/L1yWH6QSP4k
Video of white lady that says she's black

Was expecting her to put on a blackface minstrel show, complete with jive talk screaming.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I did not have sexual relations with that female sasquatch.

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