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Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

spankmeister posted:

No love for my joke?

I liked it, and immediately heard Early Cuyler saying it in my head.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



oohhboy posted:

This is cool "I made this in the garage" stuff that actually works. Although the number of use cases seem limited from its inability to climb anything but straight trees.

I'm wondering how it knows when to stop, or does it continue to the top and spill over like a gas powered Chainsaw of Damocles?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i like the latter option because it fits my post apocalypse over the top fanfic

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s going to saw off a big branch that comes straight down and wrecks the machine.

I can only assume you’re supposed to manually de‐limb the tree first, but then what’s the point of having this thing?

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005


This is proper OSHA.jpg.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

HOW?! :psyduck:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Goddamn gophers.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


It's Australian.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Deteriorata posted:

It's Australian.

Yeah he bought the USA version and because we are in upside downland it wasn't compatible and needed recalibration of 180 degree rotation (they didn't do it).

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Deteriorata posted:

It's Australian.

I thought the only things grown down there were kangaroos and post-apocalyptic hellscapes?

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy
How the hell do you flip something like that in a flat field!? :psypop:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Humphreys posted:

Yeah he bought the USA version and because we are in upside downland it wasn't compatible and needed recalibration of 180 degree rotation (they didn't do it).

Rookie mistake. You have to buy the AUS package as an add-on.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 minutes!

oohhboy posted:

This is cool "I made this in the garage" stuff that actually works. Although the number of use cases seem limited from its inability to climb anything but straight trees.

I don't even see the point. You want to lop the limbs off of a tree that you don't want to fell? Why?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
re: snow chat and OSHA, this seems hazardous even with a police escort...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXr1F5kwDHE

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Oct 14, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOE4pCehJ70&t=9s

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mo_Steel posted:

re: show chat and OSHA, this seems hazardous even with a police escort...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXr1F5kwDHE

Holy poo poo, that was some pro skill being able to guide that truck around the bend with almost zero traction.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Phanatic posted:

I don't even see the point. You want to lop the limbs off of a tree that you don't want to fell? Why?

Lop this one, fell the one previous. That's how I understand it/

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Hire fatter dudes next time. Sheesh.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


I'm surprised theres not a streak of brown on the concrete following the middle guy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mustached Demon posted:

I'm surprised theres not a streak of brown on the concrete following the middle guy.

He's wearing what is known as trousers.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

A woman died a year or so back in a similar accident, even just a low res lovely gif was horrible to watch.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

cakesmith handyman posted:

A woman died a year or so back in a similar accident, even just a low res lovely gif was horrible to watch.

Need this gif

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Mo_Steel posted:

re: show chat and OSHA, this seems hazardous even with a police escort...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXr1F5kwDHE

Do they not keep main routes clean in California during winter?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

Carbon dioxide posted:

Do they not keep main routes clean in California during winter?

No, you see California is a very unique place with weather conditions that do not exist anywhere else and furthermore,

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

probably has something to do with the municipalities, CA is a special state with a unique constitution

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

How the hell do you flip something like that in a flat field!? :psypop:

There seems to be a higher bit of ground. I'm guessing it was full enough that it tumbled hitting the incline.

Encrypted
Feb 25, 2016

Tafferling posted:

I don't know if it's already been posted but it's a main water pipe burst of the terrorism unrelated kind. It says one dead but it's not on video, I guess there was a worker in the ditch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TvysW5bdNeM

The last ten seconds are nuts.

I remember the last time this was posted someone mentioned that the guy in the final few seconds of that video is actually another person that got blown over the metal plate.

The dude that was standing there before the explosion most likely have died and instantly buried/crushed/decapitated by the giant metal plate.

:rip:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Encrypted posted:

I remember the last time this was posted someone mentioned that the guy in the final few seconds of that video is actually another person that got blown over the metal plate.

The dude that was standing there before the explosion most likely have died and instantly buried/crushed/decapitated by the giant metal plate.

:rip:

That guy didn't die, the second camera only tilted. As was explained last time.

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Need this gif

I don't have the gif version but here's the video. Its bad.

:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AI23TsfkM
:nms:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

iroc.dis posted:

I don't have the gif version but here's the video. Its bad.

:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AI23TsfkM
:nms:

well that looks like it hurt tremendously for at least a few seconds. :smith:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
This thread has given me a strong apprehension towards forklifts that borders on paranoia. At work the other day a guy from a neighboring factory was helping us move some stuff with his forklift and some of our workers were just strolling along behind him as he was picking stuff up and turning around and backing up and I was all :psyduck: Don't walk so close to the forklift you idiots!! :psyduck:

If they do that again I'm going to make them watch that video.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

iroc.dis posted:

I don't have the gif version but here's the video. Its bad.

:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AI23TsfkM
:nms:

This is why you always keep the load as low as possible.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Best lesson for the workplace: If something is behaving in a way not intended, press the red button, then gtfo. If there is no red button, just gtfo.
You won't get a raise for protecting some sheets of metal or whatever falling down.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

RabbitWizard posted:

Best lesson for the workplace: If something is behaving in a way not intended, press the red button, then gtfo. If there is no red button, just gtfo.
You won't get a raise for protecting some sheets of metal or whatever falling down.

"No point in being alive if I'm getting fired" - lots of people, unironically.

"It's fine for employment to be contingent on the employee dying of hypothermia" - Gorsuch, unironically.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I, a civilian walking to my office job, almost walked under a crane with a load as the boom hung over the sidewalk I was on. Nobody stopped me, sidewalk wasn't blocked off.

I didn't have a hard hat on.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


KoRMaK posted:

I, a civilian walking to my office job, almost walked under a crane with a load as the boom hung over the sidewalk I was on. Nobody stopped me, sidewalk wasn't blocked off.

I didn't have a hard hat on.

They probably didn't see you because you weren't wearing a high vis vest.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

KoRMaK posted:

I, a civilian walking to my office job, almost walked under a crane with a load as the boom hung over the sidewalk I was on. Nobody stopped me, sidewalk wasn't blocked off.

I didn't have a hard hat on.

You're not employed by the contractor and therefore are not subject to safety requirements.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Carbon dioxide posted:

Do they not keep main routes clean in California during winter?

That's I-80 over the Sierras in the middle of winter, near Truckee/Donner summit. It does get cleared out quickly once storms stop, and the plows keep working during storms to keep the road open as long as possible. But that area gets a LOT of snow, sometimes in almost non-stop fall for a few days. Chain restrictions and closures due to snow accumulation aren't uncommon. 6k-7k feet, with 30 miles of 3-6% grade, in one of the snowiest places in the lower 48 make that a very dangerous road in snow season.

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EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

WebDog posted:

There seems to be a higher bit of ground. I'm guessing it was full enough that it tumbled hitting the incline.

I thought the background was flat too, your theory makes the most sense! :D

iroc.dis posted:

I don't have the gif version but here's the video. Its bad.

:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AI23TsfkM
:nms:

:stonk: nope, nope.

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