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Ugh just reading that reminds me of the bottomless wells of sorrow in our world, whoever wrote that is suffering so much, not from the experience he's describing but from larger, much vaster forces that are completely invisible to him.
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Is Jastiger the one who keeps getting called out in the PYF selfie thread for sending creepy PMs to ladygoons? That sounds familiar for some reason.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Is Jastiger the one who keeps getting called out in the PYF selfie thread for sending creepy PMs to ladygoons? That sounds familiar for some reason. Yes. But it was only one person calling them out without posting the message so who knows. But deep down I believe.
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Oct 14, 2017 20:54
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haha defending child porn only catches you a probation? what the gently caress happened to this forum also the kiddie porn stalker civil war nut sits down to piss lol
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Oct 14, 2017 22:08
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Son of Man posted:haha defending child porn only catches you a probation? what the gently caress happened to this forum You have to say a naughty word to get banned, he didn't.
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Oct 14, 2017 22:16
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Jastiger, that's the sort of thing a southerner would say. Do you understand now? Lol
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Oct 14, 2017 22:18
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:You have to say a naughty word to get banned, he didn't. hey I'm all for banning racists on sight Mr. trump lover but I think we can stand to ban pedos on sight too
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Oct 15, 2017 00:24
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The only thing I will openly agree with Jastiger on is that steak de Burgo is delicious.
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Oct 15, 2017 00:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:The only thing I will openly agree with Jastiger on is that steak de Burgo is delicious. I had to look this up cause it sounds like something a dirtbag midwesterner would call a burger or something
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Oct 15, 2017 00:44
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When it comes to disgusting burgers the midwest is where it's at. And it just so happens to be Ministry time of year at Kumas!!! https://www.facebook.com/kumascorner/photos/a.10150759092020163.385244.47478845162/10153170505740163/?type=3
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Oct 15, 2017 00:48
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Lol Jastiger is now my mortal enemy. I’m from the south too
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Oct 15, 2017 02:01
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Son of Man posted:haha defending child porn only catches you a probation? what the gently caress happened to this forum mods knew
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Oct 15, 2017 03:20
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It’s gonna make reading all his posts in the Overwatch threads a lot weirder that’s for sure.
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Bust Rodd posted:It’s gonna make reading all his posts in the Overwatch threads a lot weirder that’s for sure. I bet jastiger would like to overwatch some middle schoolers in the dressing room
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Oct 15, 2017 04:47
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It's not even so much the "Crankin' it to kids is okay" that stunned me, but the "Crankin' it to kids should be legal if you don't show anyone else your secret videos" completely unironically and not understanding why people were mad
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Oct 15, 2017 04:49
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Jastiger was also the one who'd always go to bat for Lena Dunham. Unsurprising in retrospect.
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Oct 15, 2017 05:43
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quote:I eat peanuts with a spoon, so I don't get salt and peanut oil all over my desk and keyboard. gently caress the haters. You should pour some almond milk over them, make some cereal quote:I'm not sure how to deal with my mother. Yeah E/N doesn't have a Family Issues Megathread but probably should Anyway your mom should travel. She should probably also get therapy but travel would pretty directly address the thing where she's apparently forgotten how to live for herself. Retired people travel alone all the time; she should go on a guided tour of some foreign country. Italy and France are good for old people.
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Oct 15, 2017 14:13
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Get her on Tinder or something.
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Oct 15, 2017 16:45
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Divorced/widowed parents telling their kids that they're their only reason to live is usually a sign that the parent needs to get laid efb
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Oct 15, 2017 16:51
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Ghost your mom. Problem solved.
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Oct 15, 2017 16:53
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Why not just pour the peanuts directly into your mouth?
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Oct 15, 2017 17:16
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Ghost your mom, problem solved. 
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Oct 15, 2017 17:24
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Mom problem goon: It sounds like she is dwelling on your sister because she doesn't have enough to do. Tell her to do some volunteer work, get a job if she doesn't have one, go to some group excersize classes, really anything that gets her around people and gets her mind off things. Maybe have her come visit you as long as she keeps the bitching about your sister to a minimum. Bottom line is she needs to get out of the house and do poo poo.
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Oct 15, 2017 17:40
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Tell your mom that you are the person your sister left the stoner for.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Tell your mom that you are the person your sister left the stoner for. I’m usually not the one to embrace full-frontal chaos, but this would make every holiday dinner conversation for decades. Do it.
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Oct 15, 2017 20:10
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I'm assuming she's in her thirties (although the age wasn't mentioned) and therefore can't have a midlife crisis which you have when you are middle aged. 30s isn't middle aged. I see that a lot reading something online, especially today for some reason. Americans seem to assume middle aged is when you're in your 30s? "middle age" usually starts around ~45. The general definition for a person in his 30s is "young adult". At least that's the definition here, I doubt it's different in the US. It just seems to be a mistake that's made a lot. My anonymous confession is that this is kind of a pet peeve of mine even though it's irrelevant to my own age. My non-anonymous confession is that I eat peanuts with a spoon too if I eat them around anything that doesn't like to have greasy, oily fingerprints all over it. It's just cleaner.
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Oct 15, 2017 22:01
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Maybe midlife crisis sister goon lives in a second world country.
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Police Automaton posted:I'm assuming she's in her thirties (although the age wasn't mentioned) and therefore can't have a midlife crisis which you have when you are middle aged. 30s isn't middle aged. I see that a lot reading something online, especially today for some reason. Americans seem to assume middle aged is when you're in your 30s? "middle age" usually starts around ~45. The general definition for a person in his 30s is "young adult". At least that's the definition here, I doubt it's different in the US. It just seems to be a mistake that's made a lot.
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middle aged was in your 30s 30 to 40 years ago, and America is pretty slow to update such things in our culture. last i heard real middle age is in your 50s nowadays, due to increased life expectancy
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I think the definition is also psychological in the personal development department. After all, we humans spend basically the first two decades of our life more or less in constant development and growing. Eventually that just slows down and we establish ourselves as a personality and have differing needs and desires dependent on where we are in life. Still the definition is a good measurement stick. I hear people complaining about their bad knees and general bad health in their 30s and that's just indicative of a lovely lifestyle and nonconstructive attitude, not a sign of you being "middle aged" and "slowing down".
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Police Automaton posted:I'm assuming she's in her thirties (although the age wasn't mentioned) and therefore can't have a midlife crisis which you have when you are middle aged. 30s isn't middle aged. I see that a lot reading something online, especially today for some reason. Americans seem to assume middle aged is when you're in your 30s? "middle age" usually starts around ~45. The general definition for a person in his 30s is "young adult". At least that's the definition here, I doubt it's different in the US. It just seems to be a mistake that's made a lot. We're not going to live as long as boomers, ergo middle aged is younger
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I feel like your mid 30s is certainly middle age as you can working a job with people almost young enough to be your children. I tried to have a productive midlife crisis by joining the military. So far so good.
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Police Automaton posted:I'm assuming she's in her thirties (although the age wasn't mentioned) and therefore can't have a midlife crisis which you have when you are middle aged. 30s isn't middle aged. I see that a lot reading something online, especially today for some reason. Americans seem to assume middle aged is when you're in your 30s? "middle age" usually starts around ~45. The general definition for a person in his 30s is "young adult". At least that's the definition here, I doubt it's different in the US. It just seems to be a mistake that's made a lot. RFC2324 posted:middle aged was in your 30s 30 to 40 years ago, and America is pretty slow to update such things in our culture. lol as if americans in their 30s now would live past like 54 got any sevens posted:We're not going to live as long as boomers, ergo middle aged is younger this guy gets it
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I'm 37 and solidly in my middle life. I probably shouldn't have made it this long at all to be honest, but now that I'm here I'm thinking about getting a 21 year old girlfriend and a Mazda Miata.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm 37 and solidly in my middle life. I probably shouldn't have made it this long at all to be honest, but now that I'm here I'm thinking about getting a 21 year old girlfriend and a Mazda Miata. the 21 y/o girlfriend will have one
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maskenfreiheit posted:the 21 y/o girlfriend will have one Get a Miata and gently caress the haters. It's the most fun car I've ever driven, and mine is nearly 20 years old at this point.
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I'm having a serious urge to buy an old 2004 Maserati Coupe actually.
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That sounds like a terrible idea. Save your pennies and get a 4c.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm having a serious urge to buy an old 2004 Maserati Coupe actually. the train engineer with the nicest car
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