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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

My dead gay local football club did a thing

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/919229924858310656

Thank you, Prsedient Trump, for raising awareness about US racism and police brutality in the United States, in Germany :patriot:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FuturePastNow posted:

I'm sure they'll try to coach him as well as they can beforehand

I like we have time and resources being spent trying to teach the potus simple language. Much less economic theories, international diplomacy, etc.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
He's reading from a prompter though, right? He's gonna slip up, please god

Smirr posted:

My dead gay local football club did a thing

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/919229924858310656

Thank you, Prsedient Trump, for raising awareness about US racism and police brutality in the United States, in Germany :patriot:

Aww

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Powershift posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/919022037401817089

We might get to hear trump read Niger off a Teleprompter today.
If he calls it "friend of the family" the 25th Amendment is gonna get invoked

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Eli Wiggum posted:

If he calls it "friend of the family" the 25th Amendment is gonna get invoked

He will over pronounce it like this, only "Niger"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hbMA8wNN8

Then we'll get the human being dog smile and everyone will laugh.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Chernobyl baby posted:

Bouncing on my boy's atomic bomb to this thread

hi eric

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Eli Wiggum posted:

If he calls it "friend of the family" the 25th Amendment is gonna get invoked

Nah ratings will go up.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blast of Confetti posted:

lol @ the thought of a major news outlet trying to bait the potus in to saying a racial slur

this is honestly why I think they're pushing this story

what a world we've made for ourselves

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"Sir, any comment on the Marines killed in Africa last week?"

*entire press corp leans in*

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/919238919820140545

it is good and pure

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
"Ni..."

*pause, brief look of confusion, handlers all suck in air through their teeth in unison*

"-JEEEERRrr"

*exhalation and exaltation*

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Kumo posted:

I'm having a difficult time morally balancing the horror of preventable deaths vs. the likelihood that many of the deaths will be of old white trump supporters.

many of them will be children, too.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

That's really not a healthy color for a human face to have.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
remember when he was gonna release his tax info after he was done being audited LOL

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Space T Rex posted:

remember when he was gonna release his tax info after he was done being audited LOL

Remember how he could still release them even while he was being audited lmao

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Easily the funniest outcome with be him saying "the N-Word" when he reads it

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I keep trying to figure if 2017 was worth 2016

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





A. Beaverhausen posted:

I keep trying to figure if 2017 was worth 2016

Yea

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

many of them will be children, too.

That’s good right?


Public castrations should be a thing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I keep trying to figure if 2017 was worth 2016
I'm just wondering how much lower we can go in 2018

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Dizz posted:

hi eric

I wish

EDIT: Don't wish for the death of children, they're still young and can be salvaged. Just look at me I was raised by dumb racists and I only hate other skin colors the socially acceptable amount instead of electing politicians who want to build a wall around my country so everyone drowns in his piss. And when those kids have their own kids they'll compensate for their grand-parent's failures by turning out as SJWs who will be loudly and violently inclusive so the new generation of stupid neo-Nazis can use them as a scapegoat and elect a new donald trump who will make their life miserable too

Those comment etiquette classes are really paying off. ICP for pres 2020 homestuck was written by a clairvoyant

Chernobyl baby fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Oct 14, 2017

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Eli Wiggum posted:

I'm just wondering how much lower we can go in 2018

Bannon vs. Trump it's going to be wonderful

Also I used to send my mom weekly updates about poo poo I found funny about trump but its not really funny anymore

what did we do america. what.

lol

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

do u know jenny posted:

Easily the funniest outcome with be him saying "the N-Word" when he reads it

Nahhh what if he tries to say it in a Nigerian accent like he did with Puerto Rico?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I can't believe Ted Cruz, the amazing impressionist, lost to Donald Trump.
https://youtu.be/AVUkoKpg7YA

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Burt Sexual posted:

Public castrations should be a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4kOFjjwME8

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

NotWearingPants posted:

The answer is, of course, that giving poor people money to spend is the most effective way to stimulate the economy.

No because poor people are poor because they are terrible with money and would just spend that tax cut on frivolous material goods instead of giving it to some hedge fund manger

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ZackFord/status/919231394974502914

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/17979321264115714

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

I mean I don't for one second think Trump gives a flying gently caress about any of the Christian right issues, but he knows his supporters do and they get in a frothing rage about it

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
THE WAR*

*on Christmas**

**just the name of the holiday used by advertisers, not actually against celebrating Christmas in any way

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

EVER. loving. OCCASION. :cripes:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“Trump is actually very open to feedback and criticism on his ideas,” Mr. Ruddy said. “Based on that he can easily adjust and change course.”

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

haljordan posted:

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

It's cool how they've figured out they can just state the literal 100% opposite of the truth and no one will call them on it.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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They are a terrorist organization, at least according to all those Robert Baer books. Moving the embassy is insane, though. hahahah wtf.

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Time is an illusion so really Trump is posting this stuff simultaneously when you think about it and at this very moment hes generating infinite lols

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/918684022129049601

Good job Trump.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


This gave me a very primal lol, more of a hork, like someone punched me in the gut. Also the capitalization makes me parse this as "a season that is very 'happy holiday'". Gosh bless president goodwords

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

bloom posted:

It's cool how they've figured out they can just state the literal 100% opposite of the truth and no one will call them on it.

It's not 100% wrong, if you buddy up to Trumpy and tell him something like "Man single payer health insurance is awesome" he'd squat down and poo poo out three or four pro single payer tweets right there. By next morning someone else will have steered him into a 180 so it's entirely pointless, but you could do it.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

I just had a hmbol because historians look back at the Nixon presidency and go "overall it was bad but he did have one or two things that were good. Starting the EPA etc.." but with Trump there's nothing good. It'll just be a "he was the worst president l, he even molested his daughter".

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

duck trucker posted:

I just had a hmbol because historians look back at the Nixon presidency and go "overall it was bad but he did have one or two things that were good. Starting the EPA etc.." but with Trump there's nothing good. It'll just be a "he was the worst president l, he even molested his daughter".

Eh, people like T.S. Smelliot will look back and say "he did a good job, he rolled back all of that nig-- President Obama's policy"

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