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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

EvanTH posted:

Ahh in the face of overwhelming evidence I rescind all rights to L. Bron Hubbard and any lols I may have received, spoken or unspoken are yours to claim


do you mean Ron Baker because Vin Baker hasn't played for the Knicks in over a decade and the last I heard of him he was shift manager at a Starbucks

and Ron Baker, despite anything you might have heard, is really not good at basketball. Like, at all. In any way.

COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF CURRENT NON-ROOKIE KNICKS WITHOUT CAREER NEGATIVE BPM:
Joakim Noah (+4.2/DNP)
Kyle O'Quinn (+1.0)
Kristaps Porzingis (+0.2)
Willy Hernangomez (0.0)

Everyone else on the roster is a negative player. If you'd asked me last season about who was the worst guy in the NBA I might have answered:

Enes Kanter
Doug McDermott
Michael Beasley
Jarrett Jack
Ramon Sessions
Trey Burke

and now they're all on my team. When did we even sign Trey Burke? It's like they deliberately sought out my nightmare team. Why

Just consider the Knicks a necessary Dorian Gray for the Nets's revitalized franchise

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
beasley is on my short list to rattle off a couple of good games, get traded and derail some playoff team

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Enes Kanter is good I'll die on this hill

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

hello evan this is a blatant joke steal and im so angry about it i went back and found my post from the playoff nv to prove it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795365&pagenumber=835&perpage=40#post472427282


cease and desist tia

we need a master of list of credits. ive got Dr. Bronner for sure

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Metapod posted:

Enes Kanter is good I'll die on this hill

its not like people dont recognize his offensive contribution he's just a tremendous, shocking liability on d

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Cool Buff Man posted:

Just consider the Knicks a necessary Dorian Gray for the Nets's revitalized franchise

didnt dorian gray play backup pg for them for a while

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Metapod posted:

Enes Kanter is good I'll die on this hill

Should've played more against Harden

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Brolander posted:

didnt dorian gray play backup pg for them for a while

lol

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

i freely grant the use of Dollar Store Steve Nash and Dollar Store Boris Diaw, g*d bless

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brolander posted:

we need a master of list of credits. ive got Dr. Bronner for sure

list of names given to one mr james of akron, and the namee

1. lebron- delonte west

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

list of names given to one mr james of akron, and the namee

1. lebron- delonte west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEBRRHwryo

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Who originated Root Beer Barrel and The Sleepy-Eyed Dick-Toucher Jim Harden?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/918865647999897601

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Henchman of Santa posted:

Who originated Root Beer Barrel and The Sleepy-Eyed Dick-Toucher Jim Harden?

Collaborative effort of the whole forum, although I take credit for observing his go-to post and clear-out move is a dick paw

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Tae posted:

The Knicks best shot creator is possibly Vin Baker.

Say what you will about the Hawks, but Dennis German Shotty Shot can still get a shot up before the buzzer

Did you mean Tim Hardaway (cause he has the same name as a 90s player) or Ron Baker (cause his last name is baker?) Either way Kanter is a borderline elite shot creator, and Schroeder is awful

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Two strides from the 3-pt line before jumping to get that second block

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

EvanTH posted:

Collaborative effort of the whole forum, although I take credit for observing his go-to post and clear-out move is a dick paw

root beer barrel is definitely from Brolander, who said "you... you... root beer barrel!" in frustration in a gdt

candide
Jun 16, 2002

The Tipping Point
fist bump to whoever came up with Snowboardin' Eric Gordon

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

candide posted:

fist bump to whoever came up with Snowboardin' Eric Gordon

dejan i feel like

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/919383910898917376


delly now RJ?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Catching up on Raptors pre season. OG Anunoby AKA OG3 AKA the Nigerian Natural superNova is very legit.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Brolander posted:


delly now RJ?

LeBron to Milwaukee confirmed

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Chairchucker posted:

LeBron to Milwaukee confirmed

"im taking my talents to maybe the most racist place in the united states"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Brolander posted:

"im taking my talents to maybe the most racist place in the united states"

The Wizards?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Metapod posted:

Enes Kanter is good I'll die on this hill

He is, he's just a matchup liability. Calling him one of the worst players in the NBA is discounting a potent weapon in many situations. I wouldn't want to feel like I had to start him though.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Brolander posted:

"im taking my talents to maybe the most racist place in the united states"

He's gonna make Kyrie move again.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
you're right, i should take it easy on old milwauk-




https://deadspin.com/bucks-president-milwaukee-is-the-most-segregated-rac-1787121559



ah

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Brolander posted:

"im taking my talents to maybe the most racist place in the united states"

Wait, the Bucks aren't in Alabama, Mississippi, or Arizona.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

dont forget that time a milwaukee jewelry store literally called the cops cause john henson decided to try to buy some jewelry. they literally were clutching pearls in the back behind locked doors

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Figuring out which American city is the most racist is all about what you value in your assessment of racism. It's kind of like MVP voting in that regard.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i mean i even said the word "maybe"

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Brolander posted:

i mean i even said the word "maybe"

Well now you know never to joke around with humor in here

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Cool Buff Man posted:

Well now you know never to joke around with humor in here

...or if you do other people will also joke around?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You think basketball is jokes ??

This isn't a game man

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
the rest is just details

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Chairchucker posted:

...or if you do other people will also joke around?

What is wrong with you

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Everything about this is beautiful https://twitter.com/WTLC/status/919401745079353344

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/russwest44/status/919403978927960064

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Cool Buff Man posted:

What is wrong with you

probably lots of things, can you be more specific in your questions?

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
you refute my assertions as a joke in a dream you better wake up and apologize

i mean milwaukee maybe doesnt have the glitz and glamour of your southern truck draggings and lynchings, but it's killing people in a different way, now. i know dane county where i lived had some pretty gross incarceration rates

Brolander fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Oct 15, 2017

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