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MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

JT Jag posted:

But official, sanctioned pirates now. Privateers, really, in the Elizabethan sense.

Nope Dawn Horizen is not even that.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
"Want some candy little boy?"

Beautiful

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Justin_Brett posted:

Why is this guy still alive

Nazis are like loving cockroaches, no matter how many bug bombs you use, at least one always manages to find a dark crack to ride it out in.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
momtog???

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

MonsterEnvy posted:

Nope Dawn Horizen is not even that.
I was confused and thought the post was about Tekkaden.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

JT Jag posted:

I was confused and thought the post was about Tekkaden.

Yeah no Tekkaden is just a PMC.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
I could've sworn they killed Hitler last season

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

TwoPair posted:

I could've sworn they killed Hitler last season
I thought he was thrown out of an airlock.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

TwoPair posted:

So like... Why couldn't Hol Horse kill them? I get that he's more powerful as a package deal with Centerfold, but he's still got a magic gun and has them dead to rights. Why is he missing so badly?

Hol Horse realizes that, in a world where you have punchghosts that can catch bullets, he's kind of heavily outmatched. Especially when he just showed Polnareff his power not that long ago.

When you factor in that he's also lost the element of surprise that J. Geil afforded him, it's best he runs away.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

JT Jag posted:

I thought he was thrown out of an airlock.

They tossed him in a pop and lauched him out to McGillis. Who picked him up and he has worked for McGillis since.

Edit:ahh Orga's shortest possible route. Take a guess that taking shortcuts is not good in the long run.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

TwoPair posted:

I could've sworn they killed Hitler last season

They killed a lot of characters that didn't die last season.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

Hol Horse realizes that, in a world where you have punchghosts that can catch bullets, he's kind of heavily outmatched. Especially when he just showed Polnareff his power not that long ago.

When you factor in that he's also lost the element of surprise that J. Geil afforded him, it's best he runs away.

Yeah, craven coward he may be, it's hard to argue that wasn't the best possible move he could've made there.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I used to like South Park

then I turned 15

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Arist posted:

I used to like South Park

then I turned 15
The Stick of Truth had enough in-jokes to the old, good South Park episodes that I actually finished it

It helped that it had good gameplay

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Arist posted:

I used to like South Park

then I turned 15

"You're Getting Old" and the last minute of "Assburgers" was really the best ending that show could've had, all things considered.

also, the game is ubisoft not obsidian so who even gives a poo poo at this point

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


gently caress it, buying seven volumes of MHA

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Arist posted:

gently caress it, buying seven volumes of MHA


Dude, why

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I don't know who these two are or why I should care or what the gently caress they're talking about or

e: same for these two, seems to be a pattern here

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

I am heavily invested in this story

:geno:

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Polygynous posted:

I don't know who these two are or why I should care or what the gently caress they're talking about or

The black guy is Chad Chadon. One of the officers from last season. The other guy is new. Chad runs the earth branch.

Blondie here is Takaki the guy who tripped tons of death flags and survived. Other guy was a slave for those thugs back in the first season the Brewers.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?



they're relatively inexpensive and i like it despite all my grousing

but eh, maybe I'll hold off

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
i feel like this would make more sense if it was all happening further out in the Sol system, like Saturn or maybe Neptune

i know EarthGov doesn't have a dick to swing now and that's why PMCs are on the rise, but Tekkaden whipping out a WMD on Mars like it's nothing is still kinda stretching it

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
17 years old is too old
Gundams don't work for old people

Too old to be an anime protag

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Arist posted:

they're relatively inexpensive and i like it despite all my grousing

but eh, maybe I'll hold off

Why not you can get 7 for like 30 bucks.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
"gimme some invasive surgery with a low chance of success, I want it"

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Argus Zant posted:

i feel like this would make more sense if it was all happening further out in the Sol system, like Saturn or maybe Neptune

i know EarthGov doesn't have a dick to swing now and that's why PMCs are on the rise, but Tekkaden whipping out a WMD on Mars like it's nothing is still kinda stretching it

What WMD.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

This guy's head is way too small for his huge body.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
So there's like, no way this guy isn't a mole, right?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I didn't come out here for your backstory red shirt.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
this dude is wiiide

I'm calling this dude Wideguy

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Oh cool, "industrial waste", a level beyond "human refuse"

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

JT Jag posted:

Oh cool, "industrial waste", a level beyond "human refuse"

I will take it even further beyond, they call it imperial poo poo!

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Postal Parcel posted:

17 years old is too old
Gundams don't work for old people

Too old to be an anime protag

When you're old in Gundam, the only thing you're good for is yelling "It's a Gundam!" shocked. And then loving dying.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

"I need to become the next Bilf"

"You want to get paralyzed and hang yourself?"

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
couldn't dangle from the light fixture like a real man; couldn't even go out while jackin' off

truly, a sad end

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Okay I like big guy now.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"yeah good luck with that"

e: still can't get over The Char being named McGillis Fareed

e2: the gently caress

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
why does nobody ever, EVER, put their arms through their loving jacket sleeves

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Is this a new guy in a mask or is it the Char in a new, dumber mask

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Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

CharlestheHammer posted:

Okay I like big guy now.

I'm sure he'll reach his dreams, and definitely not die young screaming at Mikazuki and wondering why the universe is so goddamn unfair.

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