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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
And for a few moments I was wondering what was so bad about the proportionate stability of a mole...

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



mole stability is no joke friends. why do you think mole man walks around with a cane?

Verant
Oct 20, 2012

Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay.
-->Eh.
To beat up bouncers and security guards?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



wait mole man's telepathic?!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Newspaper Spider-Man: I Have Issued a Telepathic Summons!

Alternatively:

Newspaper Spider-Man: With Great Power There Must Come... You Know The Bit!

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
Nah gently caress off moloids you ain't taking this from him.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:



rocks fall, melvin dies :(
Moley looks so happy. This is not going to end well, is it? :smith:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
moley will choose his legion of gimps over a fussy octogenarian, sadly.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

otoh look at the goddamn underground scenery on today's strip

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Synthbuttrange posted:



wait mole man's telepathic?!

Reddit's here to make mole man take the red pill.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Can't Melvin issue telepathic rulership the underground while living it up with May? :(

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe he just thought really hard at a single telepathic monster

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...kill the Moloids, Uncle Moley. Nobody ever needs to know. :stare:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Ah, their ride is here. The moloids will carry them both safe and sound to the surface just in time for wedding. Lenny will arrive late just in time to hand out the ring to uncle Melvin.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

moley will choose his legion of gimps over a fussy octogenarian, sadly.
There's a joke about a gross, unlovable forums superstar somehwere this.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Also hooray Aunt May is going to be miserable and die alone and unfulfilled like the useless sack of garbage she is.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

Also hooray Aunt May is going to be miserable and die alone and unfulfilled like the useless sack of garbage she is.

Aunt may gets as much action as storm as written by Claremont

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I didn't finish my minor in Uncanny, is that a compliment or a knock?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

I didn't finish my minor in Uncanny, is that a compliment or a knock?

Everyone wants to bang Storm

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Why is ruling over a group of people (or whatever the moloids are) considered a a "great responsibility"?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Alhazred posted:

Why is ruling over a group of people (or whatever the moloids are) considered a a "great responsibility"?

Because he has great power

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Alhazred posted:

Why is ruling over a group of people (or whatever the moloids are) considered a a "great responsibility"?

I think because intellectually, they are like children. At least in the normal continuity. In NSM that makes them the equivalent of the Manhattan Project.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

I think because intellectually, they are like children. At least in the normal continuity. In NSM that makes them the equivalent of the Manhattan Project.

So someone has to lead them. It's the Mole Man's burden.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:

So someone has to lead them. It's the Mole Man's burden.

Oh, that was well done. :golfclap:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Synthbuttrange posted:

So someone has to lead them. It's the Mole Man's burden.
Lot of good tee-offs on this page.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

moley will choose his legion of gimps over a fussy octogenarian, sadly.

They are here to explain that Monogomy is a social construct and not natural.

Now Molegomy on the other hand...

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
Is it just me or is that stip oddly better drawn and colored than even the normal sunday stips?

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Bring the moloids to the surface and live happy ever after.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
moley is fabulously wealthy. heck, he's even richer now that he can get access to the rest of his stash instead of a single giant worm's worth. why not just buy up some land with cave access?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

He could start dressing up as a Mole at night and going out to fight crime with his wacking stick.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

moley is fabulously wealthy. heck, he's even richer now that he can get access to the rest of his stash instead of a single giant worm's worth. why not just buy up some land with cave access?

Or maybe he could redistribute his wealth to the moloids and let them govern themselves.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They abandoned him, it's time for him to turn his back on them

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

mind the walrus posted:

He could start dressing up as a Mole at night and going out to fight crime with his wacking stick.

Now what sort of idiot would do something like that.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

In the second panel Spider-Man is pretending to interview Mole Man with an imaginary microphone.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




goatface posted:

They abandoned him, it's time for him to turn his back on them

I'm pretty sure that would be the best thing he could do for them.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Alhazred posted:

Or maybe he could redistribute his wealth to the moloids and let them govern themselves.

what do they need treasure for? moloids have a sophisticated bdsm-based economy.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Moloids are coming to live with May and Melvin!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



build a tunnel under may's house that leads to the moloid kingdom

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Push El Burrito posted:

The Moloids are coming to live with May and Melvin!

Dangit I was just coming to say this very idea...

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:

So someone has to lead them. It's the Mole Man's burden.

There must always be a Mole King.

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