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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I can't think of a situation in which I say to myself "hey, rape jokes are tough, but I've got the perfect one for national tv!"

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Intruder posted:

I didn't hear the joke what was it

Dude is having a rougher week than Harvey

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



"The Giants are coming off a worse week then Harvey Weinstein."

:stare:

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
To be fair Weinstein is having a bad week

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
That Field Goal curve was crazy

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



A tasteless joke involving a rapist was followed by a successful long field goal attempt. It was followed by a commercial for tires.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

shiksa posted:

"the giants were having a worse week than harvey weinstein!"

then cris spit out his whiskey

Oof

Not ideal

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
what the gently caress will and grace is back?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

OxySnake posted:

"The Giants are coming off a worse week then Harvey Weinstein."

:stare:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I hope the Falcons stomp the Pats.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

OxySnake posted:

"The Giants are coming off a worse week then Harvey Weinstein."

:stare:

Maybe ultra republican Dennis Miller snuck back into the booth and is feeding him lines

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Quiet Feet posted:

I hope the Falcons stomp the Pats.

Hollow victories are the best victories

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

the rematch is well timed to include the Dolphins-losing Falcons and the almost lost to Jets Patriots

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
First Broncos game I've seen this season: Jamaal Charles looks done

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



blue squares posted:

the rematch is well timed to include the Dolphins-losing Falcons and the almost lost to Jets Patriots

Matt Ryan is gonna throw for 500 and still lose.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Intruder posted:

what the gently caress will and grace is back?

linear tv

is it in worse shape than harvey

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Vertical Lime posted:

linear tv

is it in worse shape than harvey

the hurricane or the rapist?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




these refs are a clusterfuck

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh, alright then.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

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That was uh an impressive hold on the o line.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
no reason to hold? Uh dude was gonna creampie simien if he didn't hold him cris.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Asproigerosis posted:

no reason to hold? Uh dude was gonna creampie simien if he didn't hold him cris.

Listening to Romo really shows how bad Cris is.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Asproigerosis posted:

no reason to hold? Uh dude was gonna creampie simien if he didn't hold him cris.

phrasing is good.

I like it

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Good God the Broncos are playing like poo poo tonight :smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Maybe have someone cover Emmanuel Sanders but what the gently caress do I know

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

OxySnake posted:

"The Giants are coming off a worse week then Harvey Weinstein."

:stare:

This was a great joke, it murdered the party I'm at

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

blue squares posted:

the rematch is well timed to include the Dolphins-losing Falcons and the should’ve lost to Jets Patriots

Fixed that for you

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

kirk cousins is going to Denver

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

blue squares posted:

kirk cousins is going to Denver

I would be OK with this.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


What the hell was that

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




AsInHowe posted:

This was a great joke, it murdered the party I'm at

sounds like it went against the will of the party goers.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
ugly and a loss

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What a kick

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Broncos more like Bonkos

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this kicker should probably just leave now.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Are the Broncos ever gonna take this game seriously

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
that field goal attempt

:discourse:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
just a bit wide

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
The kicking.

It’s bad.

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Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Down 17 points, the kicker for the home team gets himself fired.

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