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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vog1CrVfxEU

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


united states of whatever, but norwegian

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
MS is stealing the geriatric job creators title from Walmart. NFL reviews used to be viewed in a hooded screen, now some old dude runs a blue box onto the field that has a surface in it

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Arms_Akimbo posted:

MS is stealing the geriatric job creators title from Walmart. NFL reviews used to be viewed in a hooded screen, now some old dude runs a blue box onto the field that has a surface in it

don't even know why they bother, the decision is made by a review crew in NY, it's all theater

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




xbox watch lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


quote:

Microsoft on viimeisien vuosien aikana kokeillut kaikenlaista, epäonnistunut ja jälleen kerran onnistunut. Tässä välissä Microsoft kerkesi kokeilemaan onneaan muun muassa älypuhelinvalmistajana, mutta jo ennen tätä Microsoftin tiedettiin kehittelevän mysteeristä älykelloa, jota ei kuitenkaan koskaan saatu julkisuudessa nähdä.

Tällä kertaa jaettavaksi on kaksi kuvaa, joissa väitetään esiintyvän jo kuopattu Microsoftin kehittelemä ”Xbox Watch”. Kuvista voidaan nähdä selvästi, että kyseessä on juurikin Xbox-tuotekategorian alle suunniteltu laite. Ensimmäisen kerran Microsoftin kehittelemästä älykellosta huhuttiin vuonna 2013 ja julkaisua povattiin vielä vuonna 2015, mutta tätä ei kuitenkaan koskaan tapahtunut.

Xbox-älykelloon huhuttiin aikoinaan 1,5 tuuman kosketusnäyttöä sekä vaihdettavia rannekkeita. Lisäksi kellossa piti olla Surface-tableteista tuttu magneettiliitin, jota kautta laitetta olisi ladattu sekä siirretty tietoja. Uusien kuvien kerrotaan esittelevän älykellon varhaista prototyyppiä. Kuvia voidaan pitää aitoina, mutta ne eivät kuitenkaan todennäköisesti esittele suunniteltua lopullista tuotetta.

ah, it makes perfect sense now

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Roosevelt posted:

ah, it makes perfect sense now

:eyepop:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

quote:

älypuhelinvalmistajana

translate this one for me, the rest i can figure out

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Roosevelt posted:

translate this one for me, the rest i can figure out

smartphone manufacturer

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

ok so i can't really read moon runes, but best i can tell is microsoft had announced some sort of lovely x-box smartwatch, and it's way behind schedule, but there may be some lovely prototype floating around

how close am i

pram
Jun 10, 2001

lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Roosevelt posted:

ok so i can't really read moon runes, but best i can tell is microsoft had announced some sort of lovely x-box smartwatch, and it's way behind schedule, but there may be some lovely prototype floating around

how close am i

its cancelled

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

lol

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
someone is making an xbox 360 to windows executable converter https://github.com/rexdex/recompiler

not an emulator, a converter

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

re: moon runes, ta å hold kjeften på deg has subtitles at least, it's a shame that those other ones don't

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



why xbox watch

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





just read the finnish text without translation

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

anthonypants posted:

someone is making an xbox 360 to windows executable converter https://github.com/rexdex/recompiler

not an emulator, a converter

always wanted to see more emulators to do this. the same concept existed for the og xbox since it was an x86 windows pc for the most part.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


cinci zoo sniper posted:

just read the finnish text without translation

god that probably would make more sense wouldn't it

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


microsoft, windows, office, skype are all pretty vile terms

but then again so is xbox

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

xbox watch

office watch

microsoft watch

skype watch

&

skype watch for business (previously lync watch)

microsoft teams watch (depreciated will be merged into skype watch for business)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




watch 365

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

microsoft watch enterprise edition

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Boiled Water posted:

microsoft, windows, office, skype are all pretty vile terms

but then again so is xbox
microsoft nokia watch with xbox

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Boiled Water posted:

microsoft, windows, office, skype are all pretty vile terms

but then again so is xbox

there's always surface watch

then again not even god knows what's going on with surface as a brand these days

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




watchbox live

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
people like xbox, xbox has fans.

if we use the xbox brand on the watch, people will like the watch and the watch will have fans.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
and people will think microsoft is cool again.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

tbf that plan makes at least as much sense any other smartwatch plan

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Wheany posted:

people like xbox, xbox has fans.

if we use the xbox brand on the watch, people will like the watch and the watch will have fans.

the watch will literally have fans. and it will overheat and burn your wrist if you wear it more than 15 minutes

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
halo titlady watch would have been a better name

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
remember microsoft band? lol

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

creationist believer posted:

remember microsoft band? lol

google remembers:

quote:

Microsoft Band | Official Site
https://www.microsoft.com/microsoft-band/en-us
Oversæt denne side
For people who want to live healthier and achieve more there is Microsoft Band. Reach your health and fitness goals by tracking your heart rate, exercise, calorie ...
‎Microsoft Band Features · ‎Microsoft Band help · ‎Microsoft Band Compatible Apps

quote:

Slut med Microsofts smartwatch-device: Microsoft lægger Microsoft ...
https://www.computerworld.dk/.../slut-med-microsofts-smartwatch-device-microsoft-l...
4. okt. 2016 - Det er ikke længere muligt at købe et Microsoft Band. Alt tyder på, at Microsoft har lagt smartwatch-devicen i graven.
lit: microsoft puts their smartwatch-device into the grave

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

it’s this one. unless the NFL already has a copyright

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So do I need an active subscription to charge the watch? Or does it just turn into a sundial if I don't pay?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Zil posted:

So do I need an active subscription to charge the watch? Or does it just turn into a sundial if I don't pay?

can't possibly be sundial since it only works in cloudy weather

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
im the Slut med Microsofts smartwatch-device

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




A Pinball Wizard posted:

im the Slut med Microsofts smartwatch-device

wait until you see what's final train destination called in swedish

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

cinci zoo sniper posted:

wait until you see what's final train destination called in swedish

sista tågdestinationen :confused:

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